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i love to read mostly funny quotes i love funny i dont know about you but i will put some on any way

* a man who has never lied to a women has no respect for her feelings
who's cruel idea was it to put the letter 's'in the word lisp?

* virginity is like a bubble, only takes one bunny and it's gone

* i wear the pants in this house, my wife just tells me whcih ones to wear

* beer healping ugly people get laid since 1873

*i am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect

* my father was a simple man, my mother was a simple woman. you see the result standing right in front of you, a simpleton

*Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

*The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you

*my life is like a porno movie, without the sex

*god bless atheism

*Life is like a box of chocolates exept I know which one I am the one that says dumb bunny on the top

*for all of you who talk about me, thats for making ME the center of YOUR world
* i'm not smiling at you, im trying not to

*I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

*Why Do You Always Push and Push?,I'm Nothing, Can't You See?
Because How Can I be Something,
When I'm Nothing To Me?

*Ill draw you a picture, Ill draw it with a twist
Ill draw it with a razor blade, Ill draw it on my wrist
And if I draw correctly, A red fountain will appear
Washing away my sorrow, Washing away my fear

*Insanity lies within each soul, only the smart choose to unleash it

*Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else

*The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist

*I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with

*USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

*If I could see tomorrow would I know what to say today?
Would I know what to say to save you?

*make love not war, condoms are cheaper then guns

*No one dies a virgin, because life screws us all.

*There’s no such things as accidents, just plans other people don't tell you about.

*You may have been the one who peed in the water but we were the ones who drank it