Poems about sarcastic

• Apples and Me

  Round and red.
  They are just like me.

  by chibiakutenshi 7 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 2 4:29 PM. In dark, humor, sarcastic, random
• Say my name right please!

  He wanted to inhale me,
  combustable,

  by poetryality 48 lines, 17 comments, on Oct 20 5:03 PM. In Dark, Sarcastic
• What the Hell?

  Just read it. When you are done you can choose to like it or hate it.

  by Rockit-DAwn 57 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 4 10:22 AM. In Sarcastic, life, God, spiritual
• These Photographs Will Outlive You, Unless The Camera Breaks.

  Smile for the camera, darling
  You're media's newest star

  by Enkeli 9 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 11 5:36 PM. In suicide, sarcastic
• Just Kidding

  Just kidding
  was all that he said

  by Aki-Komoriuta 56 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 11 2:22 AM. In Humor, Sarcastic, Thoughts, Hate, Angry, Lyrics
• Hypnotized

  Constantly I am hypnotized
  by everything surrounding.

  by The Rainbows Mind 36 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 10 12:30 AM. In sarcastic, advertising
• Nice to see you.

  nice to see you
  did you do your hair? sorry i didn’t notice but i just dont care

  by zahrahjesse 10 lines, on Apr 20 10:03 AM. In Sarcastic, Lyrics, Anger, Humor
• a Monday Morning Coffee Filled Up With A Riot Of Hopefulness

  Oh there are flowers wilting in laundromats,
  there is an unrealized tattoo

  by marc creamore 71 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 13 12:12 PM. In Weird, Dry humour, Sarcastic
• Failed Narcissism

  Uh oh. Your only love is flawed.
  That's a bummer.

  by Lolitax3 30 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 11 9:42 AM. In Sarcastic, Vanity
• Dear Love

  I sent you my heart signed
  "With all my love" enveloped

  by BreakingTheSurface 26 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 5 11:37 PM. In Angst, Sarcastic
• I'm A Trophy Wife

  A sarcastic but funny view of kept women

  by Mauimama96753 33 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 29 5:22 PM. In sarcastic, funny, humor, life
• Ode to a South Dakota Winter

  It's winter in South Dakota
  

  by XxApatheticAngelxX 28 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 23 10:02 PM 2008. In Seasons, Humor, Sarcastic
• Dreams

  You grabbed her by the throat
  And throttled the individuality out

  by Bryon Drach 24 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 3 3:05 PM 2008. In Abuse, Dark, Sad, Personal, Sarcastic
• Repent Sinner

  Constantly,
  a feeling of guilt,

  by Gay-Militant 68 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 9 11:26 PM 2008. In Sarcastic, Spiritual, Thoughts
• Puppet.

  Trying to avoid temptation?
  Your defenses are futile,

  by Ligeia 26 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 23 5:23 PM 2008. In Sarcastic, Dark, Control, Scorn, Contempt
• Just the Facts!

  Jiminy Crickets don’t confuse the issue;
  Understanding and knowledge are not the

  by Kathleen a Nazarene 24 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 7 5:21 PM 2008. In Acrostic, Sarcastic, Humor, Life, Angst, Society, Spiritual, Inspirational, Message
• Ode to the Cranky Customer

  Dear cranky customer
  How art thou today?

  by rooftop-writer 20 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 15 2:08 PM 2008. In Sarcastic, personal, humor
• ”Still not fucking happy”

  ”Still not fucking happy”
  The thrill is gone and the honeymoon is over

  by AdamAdkins 14 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 11 5:22 AM 2008. In Beat, Love, Bitter, Sarcastic, Life
• Blasphemy

  by Blind Voice 47 lines, 2 comments, on May 28 4:04 PM 2008. In Sarcastic
• shades of...

  by into your eyes 0 lines, 5 comments, on May 21 10:41 AM 2008. In personal, thoughts, rant, funny, sarcastic
• Penis.

  So I wrote a poem I'll call "Penis."
  And we'll see if it's a hit or miss

  by Zixaphir 49 lines, on Apr 20 7:37 AM 2008. In Stupid, Humor, Sarcastic
• A Sunday in Farmington

  by hoodoolover 28 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 9 9:00 PM 2008. In Life, Society, Adult, Nature, Crass, Sarcastic
• Blood Diamonds

  You can bye me a shiny little stone, Feeling as a prince nearing his throne,

  by helena.poet 31 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 2 12:59 PM 2008. In World, Abuse, Romantic, Playful, Flirt, Sarcastic, Irony, Society, My own style, Death, Message
• "Black Widow" From Net

  I always find some path how to steal a heart,

  by helena.poet 43 lines, on Mar 2 12:00 PM 2008. In Love, Fantasy, Weird, My own style, Sarcastic, Playful, Other
• To Kill Hope

  by Everlasting-Fallout 27 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 27 8:49 AM 2008. In Society, Spiritual, Sad, Sarcastic
• Yôga.

  These dashed lines mean everything to me, I hear they can tell the future.

  by oh abstractions 18 lines, on Jan 22 11:41 PM 2008. In shapes, love, sarcastic, weird
• Answer Me This

  Is this love I feel real, or a figment of my imagination? How did I get in so deep without much of your participation?

  by Mzunderstood2u 58 lines, on Dec 9 3:30 AM 2007. In Synical, Sarcastic, Hurt, Angry
• [ Hey ass hole, ]

  Hey ass hole,
  You broke my heart.

  by chilled 19 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 19 8:49 PM 2007. In Sarcastic, Anger, Hate, Goodbyes
• Jump For Joy

  Jump for joy, the world is a rollercoaster ride,

  by Angel Full Of Hurt 44 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 11 2:13 AM 2007. In Dark, Sarcastic, Depression, Anger, Teenage thinking
• Trendy

  by whiterabbit. 43 lines, 20 comments, on Sep 16 11:03 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, My own style, Garbage, Sarcastic, Noguest
• Truth

  When I was a young boy, I beleived in nothing / I hit my teen years...I still beleive in nothing / People look toward their churches...thei

  by Toons 29 lines, on Jun 16 11:10 PM 2007. In Sarcastic, Life, truth
• I really do care about you

  I care about you- / but I will avoid any efforts / you might make to stay in touch / I care about you- / but I will avoid your calls / make up reasons why it's impossible for us to speak / I care about

  by Jinxgirl 38 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 13 9:41 AM 2007. In sarcastic, bitter, personal, society/friends
• I think I am ill (monorhyme) ©

  I think I'm handsome when I'm ill, / such greusome charm abides my will, / and I am ill .. / When life's diseases share their fill, / and I am still .. / When every lie is out to kill, / I

  by EyeRaven 22 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 7 8:36 PM 2007. In Personal, Sarcastic, Sad, Society, Thoughts, Life
• Just a one liner

  Save your breath, she already knows.

  by Nuclear 0 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 28 11:56 PM 2007. In Other, Sarcastic
• The Smart Man on the Rock

  by Ryno 7 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 8 11:47 AM 2007. In Sarcastic
• Complete

  You complete me... what?

  by Eleanor Rigby 29 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 22 4:54 PM 2007. In Sarcastic, Other
• Blood Stained Face

  When you used to feel,
  Like ending it all,

  by Poisoned Angel 29 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 27 2:08 PM 2007. In Angst, Dark, Love, Lyrics, Sad, Sarcastic

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