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Having fun. Plan on coming back.
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“Before you leave for Christmas break,
Take this assignment home. -
It didn’t seem a special day,
much like the one’s before, -
I walked my dog and had to muse
About criteria he’d use -
Won’t you look inside of me
For signs of my insanity -
There’s something about a clear blue sky
With white clouds here and there -
I had a friend whose name was Pete
He had very stinky feet. -
Puppies bark and kittens mew
but what do other creatures do? -
“Now I lay me down to sleep.”
You say while on your knees. -
He met her in the parkin’ lot of the local Wal-Mart store.
He was on a service call from the triple A. -
I don’t know,
I guess I’ll go. -
On the eleventh of September in the year two-thousand-one,
An evil struck us at out heart like none has ever done. -
Old Jack Sprat could eat no fat
‘Cause his LDL was high. -
Has Happily-Ever-After died?
I wish I knew, I might have cried. -
On your journey down the river you may choose to take a way
That turns out to be rougher than it should. -
A limerick is rhymed and oft terse.
Its topic is often perverse. -
Nightmare nor dream will stir this sleep.
Regret and fear will never seep -
Show me a wild garden where thorn and thistle flow,
where poison ivy, poison oak and briars seed and grow, -
Do you see the fluffy squirrel
squished by that big truck’s wheels? -
My little son came home one day and approached me with some pause.
He said, “Hey dad, some kids at school say there’s no Santa Claus.” -
Beeeeeeeeep
“Hello Mr. Goldstein. -
Eddie brought the baseball
and he brought his brand new bat -
Before the burden of my daily toil
Pulls me to the depths of slumbers streamby Jim Berkheiser 18 lines, 17 comments, on Nov 28 1:13 AM 2007. In Lyric, Rhymed, Iambic Pentameter -
I’ve had a cat, some fish and frogs,
hamsters, birds, and – yes - some dogs. -
As I set out to Mt. Ranier,
I saw a man with eight reindeer. -
On the scales of a mermaid’s tail;
on the tip of a unicorn’s ear; -
Come climb with me
up the Tickle-me tree -
One Halloween Night
A sailor’s delight
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