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“This is your captain, ‘Julie’ speaking,
… Oh damn, my hip flask is leaking…
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The Grand Canyon? It's that huge freakin' hole over there!
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Listen folks to a tale from Australia
It's true I swear...search for logic will fail ya
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I didn’t quite know what to expect, When I was dragged to this club but I did suspect,
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dark recesses,
of dust and stars and bone?
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halfway across a galaxy
that never noticed you were missing.
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The impossible mission to steal the cheese, Called on Super-Mouse’s abilities,
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As the sky illuminated her cheek
In the colors streaked like thrown paint across canvass
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“Honey! It’s happened again. Just like last week with that fat little hen.
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“Honey! It’s happened again.
Just like last week with that fat little hen.
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Nothing is more joyous than bonding, And observing your baby responding,
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When I showed them my wife she was over the moon, She couldn’t stop smiling all afternoon,
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Oh Officer Pleeeeeeeeese...you don't understand
I need to audition and it's been planned
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I was drivin’ down the streets of Pasadena, When I was overtaken by a huge speeding wiener,
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I’m a Down Under chick that is true blue, Chuck another shrimp on that barbeque!
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I used to be a skinny feline, The object of persecution
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A most loving couple were Uncle Bob and his wife, Neither of them too far from the afterlife,
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It all went down in the local saloon, When ‘Dastardly Dave’ walked in at high noon,
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Dad is a platypus
Mum is a ginger puss
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I always thought that milk was my favorite ‘chardonnay’, Endless supply of protein from my Mummy’s Boob-buffet,
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I considered myself the luckiest man in town, With the girlfriend I had – Boy! She deserved a crown!
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A jaunt through the forest, but I had been warned, About a huge green monster with funny looking horns,
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That’s it! I’ve had enough! This Purdy cat is gonna get tough!
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I’ve also heard there’s no nuts, or even any cheese, But if you’re dying for chocolate, then stay alive if you please,
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I always wanted as a kid to fly an aeroplane, But I didn’t really have the money, the chances or the brains,
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Hello my pretty, I followed your tracks, I think I'll have me some chickie snacks,
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Hello my pretty, I followed your tracks, I think I'll have me some chickie snacks,
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