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I have absolutely no idea why everybody leaves the room
Whenever I tend to lift my tail a let go a wicked “KA-BOOM!” -
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dog ate my homework???
I’ll show him to use that lie -
I was minding my own business, lying on the beach
Downing my first six-pack with another just in reach -
“Too cold, too hot, too windy, too calm
I don’t like the fat under my arms -
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The task was set and I couldn’t believe
How I wasn’t going to achieve -
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Trijan Refrain(G)
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The house was abandoned years before,
After the children killings, -
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Ronald MacDonald has now crossed the line,
With a ‘McD’s’ on every corner for us to dine, -
by Georgia.Butterfly 21 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 9 11:57 AM 2009. In Humor, Contest, Pic inspired, Thoughts
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He went out in the world today
heard the rustling near the bay -
deadly majesty
the perfect stealth warrior -
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“Big Bertha” was what the others had named her,
And displaying her girth certainly shamed her, -
Sweltering is the morning rise,
upon the murky waters edgeby Bosiarbooger 34 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 1 11:18 PM 2009. In Contest, Dark, Pic Inspired, Sadness, Torture, Death, War, Hatred, Humanity -
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It was literally impossible for them to be any worse,
On the ranking of the most awful, they were clearly the first, -
Whoa, is me! Stretched out on the pad,
I ate some bugs and things and I’m feeling bad, -
Butch McManly could not be satisfied,
He couldn’t find his perfect woman to be by his side, -
The reason for the tissue box is quite simple and clear,
It holds the paper to wipe your nose to make your snot disappear, -
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Need a clean house? Well, I am a keeper,
Stole this wee hedge trimmer after I killed the grim reaper, -
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A more devoted pet, you’ll never be surer,
He’s desperate for love since his last employer, -
I am a Canape, but don't you get confused.
A cross between canine and ape...we've been fused.by YoursTrulyJulie 12 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 14 1:04 AM 2009. In Weird, Humor, Pic Inspired, Contest -
A normal store, or so it seemed,
Until one fateful Halloween, -
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With this financial crisis, the only thing I could afford,
Was buying my next door neighbor’s kid’s second hand skateboard, -
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What I asked for was quite simple,
It wasn’t rocket science, -
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by YoursTrulyJulie 4 lines, 8 comments, on May 16 10:50 PM 2009. In Pic Inspired, Adult, Humor, Limerick
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The lass in this tale is a floozy.
The sight of her makes men feel woozy.by YoursTrulyJulie 10 lines, 6 comments, on May 15 3:55 AM 2009. In Humor, Limerick ( I think ), Weird, Pic inspired, Contest -
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Pearl asked the same question every day,
Dressed in knickers while posing away,
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