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The task was set and I couldn’t believe How I wasn’t going to achieve
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The house was abandoned years before, After the children killings,
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Ronald MacDonald has now crossed the line, With a ‘McD’s’ on every corner for us to dine,
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He went out in the world today
heard the rustling near the bay
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deadly majesty the perfect stealth warrior
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“Big Bertha” was what the others had named her,
And displaying her girth certainly shamed her,
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Sweltering is the morning rise, upon the murky waters edge
by Bosiarbooger
34 lines, 1 comment,
on Aug 1 11:18 PM. In Contest, Dark, Pic Inspired, Sadness, Torture, Death, War, Hatred, Humanity
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It was literally impossible for them to be any worse, On the ranking of the most awful, they were clearly the first,
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Whoa, is me! Stretched out on the pad, I ate some bugs and things and I’m feeling bad,
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Butch McManly could not be satisfied, He couldn’t find his perfect woman to be by his side,
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The reason for the tissue box is quite simple and clear, It holds the paper to wipe your nose to make your snot disappear,
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Need a clean house? Well, I am a keeper, Stole this wee hedge trimmer after I killed the grim reaper,
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A more devoted pet, you’ll never be surer, He’s desperate for love since his last employer,
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I am a Canape, but don't you get confused.
A cross between canine and ape...we've been fused.
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A normal store, or so it seemed,
Until one fateful Halloween,
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With this financial crisis, the only thing I could afford, Was buying my next door neighbor’s kid’s second hand skateboard,
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What I asked for was quite simple, It wasn’t rocket science,
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The lass in this tale is a floozy.
The sight of her makes men feel woozy.
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Pearl asked the same question every day, Dressed in knickers while posing away,
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This Wondrous Frog of Purple Pants, Wished to spend her life in expressive dance,
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Sultry, murky dungeons does evil dwell, Waiting calmly for the sands to expire,
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“This is your captain, ‘Julie’ speaking,
… Oh damn, my hip flask is leaking…
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