Poems about nonsense

• Nonsense #12

  Paper fairies flying high,
  A passing dragon spotted them,

  by Shamanicmusings 2 lines, on Nov 18 6:37 AM 2007. In Humour, Childrens, Humor, nonsense
• Nonsense #11

  My left hand argued with my right, Then my right foot intervened,

  by Shamanicmusings 3 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 18 6:21 AM 2007. In Humour, Childrens, Humor, nonsense
• Nonsense #10

  Apples and pears fell up the stairs, Peaches and apricots fell down,

  by Shamanicmusings 3 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 18 6:13 AM 2007. In Humour, Childrens, Humor, nonsense
• Nonsense #7

  My teeth were chattering
  They told me to

  by Shamanicmusings 2 lines, on Nov 17 2:23 PM 2007. In Humour, Childrens, Humor, Nonsense
• Nonsense #6

  Jabberwocky ate some sausages,
  He munched until they were gone.

  by Shamanicmusings 3 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 17 2:14 PM 2007. In Humour, Childrens, Humor, nonsense
• Nonsense #5

  A dog escaped from prison,
  It was a stupid dog though,

  by Shamanicmusings 2 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 17 2:04 PM 2007. In Humour, Childrens, Humor, nonsense
• Nonsense #3

  The moon above is a Honeydew melon.
  But someone keeps nicking slices.

  by Shamanicmusings 1 lines, on Nov 17 1:45 PM 2007. In Childrens, Humour, nonsense
• Nonsense#2

  Hi Jinks was a purple cat
  It was a silly mistake,

  by Shamanicmusings 4 lines, on Nov 17 1:39 PM 2007. In Humour, Childrens, nonsense
• Jazz Dancing

  Sailing on the high seas,
  Daddy long legs bashing the bass,

  by Shamanicmusings 19 lines, on Nov 4 4:00 PM 2007. In Childrens, Nonsense
• green tea and vogue

  I have cores in my dusty hair and seeds under my tongue; your dead skins lays against my eyelids and I pray for redemption in vodka form.

  by Tinkerbell-Or-Me 6 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 23 10:39 AM 2007. In Life, Love, Lyrics, Personal, Thoughts, Scribble-Scrap, Nonsense
• do you want to stand still with me?

  Who has strings or time for things like this?
  What do you say when the clouds go away?

  by Tinkerbell-Or-Me 15 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 20 10:09 PM 2007. In Life, Love, Lyrics, Personal, Thoughts, Scribble-Scrap, Nonsense
• The Amorous Slug.

  I'm very fat and slimy, and slow to move along,
  Thankfully I do not smell - not a whiff of a pong,

  by montez 43 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 16 8:09 AM 2007. In nonsense
• Yawp

  I AM SERAPHIC ECSTASY
  HEAR MY RAPTUROUS SONG

  by Maestoso Calypso 4 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 15 9:59 PM 2007. In Emotion, Nonsense
• The Decision

  As the zoo was closing the doors
  Anteaters had no place to live

  by Pollycheck 16 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 6 7:58 PM 2007. In Nonsense
• Callounial Camisellings

  by Pollycheck 20 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 16 7:34 PM 2007. In Nonsense
• "Dust and Webs - Value Added "

  by Zero the Hero 29 lines, on Sep 9 6:26 PM 2007. In Weird, madness, nonsense, abstract
• Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (Or: The advise of a rhyme impared psychotherapist.)

  The advise of a rhyme impared psychotherapist.

  by ParadoxFry 23 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 8 11:31 PM 2007. In zany, absurd, humor, irony, nonsense
• It's all a bit of nonsense!

  Said the cat to the canary with a twinkle in his eye "Surely you must grasp the subtlety of the matter"

  by ParadoxFry 18 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 8 12:23 AM 2007. In Nonsense, fun, nursery rhyme, happy, weird
• thumper sounds like trumpet

  Words often zing from mouth or south

  by EvilKate 8 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 31 11:43 PM 2007. In Humour, Light, Nonsense, Weird
• Rhyming with appalling meterless flow

  by Anly Stede 26 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 22 12:34 AM 2007. In Who knows what was in it, Humor, Nonsense, Other
• "Reticence of charm"

  by Zero the Hero 37 lines, on Jul 16 9:15 AM 2007. In Nonsense, Dark, Humor, Fun
• A bad poem

  Ride On / My mind, my brain / Prettybox music / Village people are so kind / Extricate your mind / Don't let life upset you / At every turn, every wind / Because its a winding road / And yo

  by GermanVermin 39 lines, on Jul 5 5:06 PM 2007. In nonsense
• But Mama

  I wanna be holding my grandbabies, / Before I'ma too old and gray. / Nicolo, whatta you gonna do about it? / My life she is a wasting away.

  by Jadon 63 lines, 18 comments, on Jun 26 7:41 PM 2007. In Nonsense, Who knows?, Humor, Love
• The Day I Saw You Cry

  The day I saw you cry, / my innocence was lost

  by DareU2Byourself 27 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 23 10:57 PM 2007. In Nonsense, other, sad, personal
• intricate flipsy lace

  [001.] / You stole the secrets from the back of my mouth, and shoved them underneath your pillow, hiding them until later. / I kept asking

  by Tinkerbell-Or-Me 50 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 14 9:16 AM 2007. In Life, Love, Lyrics, Personal, Thoughts, Scribble-Scrap, Nonsense
• There’s a Driggly in Yon Moat

  Oh, Sire there is a Driggly in the moat, / and he’s eating thy stummly poppin fricks. / and though yon Driggly wears a chuddy scote, / Yond

  by passim 18 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 12 6:10 PM 2007. In Nonsense, Sonnet
• Slowly Rushing

  As I slowly rushed on by / I met a man with but one eye /

  by Sue Cardwell 41 lines, 5 comments, on May 27 4:41 PM 2007. In Contest, Nonsense, Weird, Humor
• My Favorite Colour Is Roast Beef

  I thought of an obvious question to ask, / When meeting someone for the first time, / And conversation becomes a little hard, / And thus I made up this rhyme. / You ask them their favourite colour, / It's a pop

  by Onionducks 18 lines, 8 comments, on May 19 10:03 AM 2007. In Thoughts, Colours, Life, Humour, Other, Weird, Nonsense
• Nonsense

  I am addicted to nonsense, / I think you would agree, / Give me some rhymes that make no sense, / That's what I want to see. / Write me a tale of romance, / Between a kettle and a pig, / Th

  by Onionducks 28 lines, 1 comment, on May 19 9:36 AM 2007. In Thoughts, Weird, Humour, Other, Nonsense
• "Balderdash and piffle"

  Balderdash and piffle '.'

  by Zero the Hero 36 lines, 6 comments, on May 17 6:27 PM 2007. In Humour, nonsense
• Nonsense

  Send me to the place you call home / I’m so lost I don’t remember / Where you said you loved me / See, I don’t know why I try / Don’t know why I push / If I upset you one more time / Hold my mouth / Talk to me

  by wanderingstarlet 41 lines, 1 comment, on May 14 12:02 PM 2007. In Other, Nonsense
• Dirt is the Glue

  / Does it not strike you odd, in the routine of our day / With scented soaps and shampoos, we wash away our decay? / Such a waste of clean

  by Jadon 36 lines, 24 comments, on Apr 25 12:49 PM 2007. In Nonsense, Humour, Weird
• Jello Sucks

  by Matthew OMeara 15 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 24 5:37 PM 2007. In Jello, Nonsense, Weird, Food, Other
• If --- A poem of nonsense

  If I am the mouse and you are the cat
  Well my dear, where's the sense in that?

  by yunimori 18 lines, on Apr 18 3:42 PM 2007. In nonsense, weird, humor
• Tale of an Unlikely, Very Ordinary Hero

  He calmly went about his way,
  Each uneventful, ordinary day.

  by Jadon 60 lines, 14 comments, on Apr 16 2:26 PM 2007. In Nonsense, Superheroes, Thoughts, Weird
• The Seven Seas Collective

  Well hello there dear,
  Now don't be shy...

  by Muriel 52 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 31 1:04 AM 2007. In Nonsense, Other, Weird
• Fat Bird

  Fat bird, please break not my tree.
  I fear to see the size of thee,

  by Jadon 25 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 26 10:07 PM 2007. In nonsense
• Myriad Of Gobbledygook

  I recorded this song in my yellow journal weeks ago.
  

  by cover fire hero 162 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 18 6:36 AM 2007. In noguest, Weird, Humor, Society, Nonsense, Suicide, Goodbyes
• sundays drift at noon till night

  i'm hazing,
  drifting...

  by disparate 67 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 5 2:26 PM 2007. In Nonsense
• From Black and White into a Technicolor Dreamworld

  by vampire of thought 8 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 1 7:49 PM 2007. In television, nonsense
• Topsy-Turvy

  by Shenton 16 lines, on Feb 28 12:41 AM 2007. In Nonsense
• The Lady of the Drave

  She sies inside the hurséd drave.
  The boads soothort her with their crongs

  by Frodofan 7 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 29 6:50 PM 2007. In nonsense
• The Arrogance of Maryjane

  The arrogance of maryjane,
  smoke omits the sense of judgemental behavior

  by minuslove 8 lines, on Jan 20 10:41 PM 2007. In Nonsense, Personal
• Abandonment

  by minuslove 0 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 18 3:13 PM 2007. In Other, Nonsense, Personal
• *sigh*a little nosense anyone?

  i talk nonsense
  you couldn't understand
  som of it pertains to school life

  by motlicrurox7 20 lines, on Jan 5 8:38 PM 2007. In Nonsense
• sponey miders

  Sponey miders marching, in rank formation,
  br

  by Meggh LotusMay 0 lines, on Nov 20 11:26 AM 2006. In Nature, Weird, nonsense, Megghish

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