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The poets whose meter's too stiff
Oft follow their rules o'er a cliff.
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There once was a man from Laguna who fancied himself the Kahuna;
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A bullfrog whos first name was Stu, was feeling a little bit blue.
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About Donald Trump it's been said, that some critter expired on his head,
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You're a good man, Charlie Brown,
So, turn that frown upside down!
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There once was a teacher from Warren
Whose students thought poetry was borin'
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There once was a fellow named Gates
Who stole an idea from his mates.
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Elvis was the rock 'n' roll king
And wow did his hips swing
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Robert falcon Scott, an explorer on a mission
to conquer the Antarctic, on a daring mission
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In Promethean days he had culture
And vowed he would train as a vulture:
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It had a head of gigantic size And a pair of googly-green eyes
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Here lies the body of Brigid O'Dell.
She had a body you would die for and a soul to sell.
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My pet monster lives under the bed
He eats Fruitloops and cheese on white bread
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There once was a negative number whose length no teacher could encumber
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There once was a man from Manhattan Whose wife only used sheets of satin.
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There once was a man named Kadafi
He should have gone out for some coffee.
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DEAR ABBY (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr.
(from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MOTHER COULD RE
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Sighting rainbows we all fantasize
to reach one, but grow travel wise.
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There was once a poet from Ohio whose limericks opened the eye-o
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MR. BROWN (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr. (from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MOTHER COULD READ coming VERY SOON!)
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There once was a little brown bunny, Who thought himself really quite funny,
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There once was a girl called Samantha, Who drank nothing but Fanta,
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There once lived a man in a mine, Who got bored of drinking old wine,
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I once owned a small spotted cheetah,
You probably will never meet her,
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MISS MOUSE (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr. (from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MOTHER COULD READ coming in a week - or so)
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Why I went to work today
Is the same reason I went yesterday;
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FAIRY-TALE HILL (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr.
(from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MOTHER CO
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A NEW HOUSE (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr.
(from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MOTHER COULD
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SINGING IN THE RAIN (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr.
(from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MOTHE
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Some sunbathing saurians saw tasty morsel descend to sea floor, munch crunch in a bunch seemed lunch packet - a hunch to be put to the test
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MOMMA MIA (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr. (from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MOTHER COULD READ coming SOON!)
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IN A JAR WITH A LID (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr. (from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MOTHER COULD READ coming SOON!)
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SKY PILOT (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr.
(fro ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MOTHER COULD REA
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SPIN AROUND (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr. (from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MOTHER COULD READ coming SOON!)
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UNCLE BEN'S HEN (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr.
(from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN &am
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SLYER THAN A FOX (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr.
(from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MOTHER C
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can crime pay in our heyday white collar ?
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SPOT (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr. (from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MOTHER COULD READ - coming Sal!
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OLD NAVY COAT (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr. (from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MOTHER COULD READ coming SOON!)
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LIKE A STAR STRUCK KID (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr.
(from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS & RHYMES THAT EVEN YOUR CHILDREN & MO
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