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If I could buy you a motorcycle
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Where I sit,
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I went to a pub where the alcohol was so strong,
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will i find you in a cracker jack box?
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This rhyme is a riddle, can you figure it out?
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) oby Life vs. DEATH 6 lines, on Nov 28 6:12 PM 2008. In joke -
by VampyrMagick 39 lines, on Sep 30 9:51 PM 2008. In lyrics, black metal, random, joke, humour, religion, dark, Adult
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If you're feeling crummy,
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A nut that cannot tell a lie, a nut you'd never seen in pie,
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hey there, sailor boy.
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This joke is so much better with my voice exaggerations- but oh well. Two muffins are sitting in the oven cooking:by MaskedTransparency 13 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 1 9:37 PM 2007. In joke
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LMAO... / just a lil humor /
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As a tomato / I sit and tan all day / I'm nothing like a potato / Potatoes are gay / / I grow up getting red / Thats not embarressment / I get green hair on my head / I love it, no harrasment / / I sit i
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a pharmacist, a doctor and a shopkeeper,
were all sentenced to death,
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