Poems about humour

• Like A Star

  by Prince T Kanokanga 29 lines, on Oct 28 1:33 AM. In Love, Humour, Fantasy, Contest, Thoughts, Personal, Adult, Lyrics
• My Pleasure

  I lavish in the pain that I deal,
  As I hear you scream and squeal.

  by JToddUnderhill 34 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 27 9:26 PM. In Dark, Abuse, Love, Fantasy, Personal, Hate, Humour, Weird, Humanity, Pain
• Full Moon

  Leaping along through the bountiful mist,
  having some fun, nothing to risk.

  by samie7 15 lines, on Oct 27 3:29 PM. In Other, Friendship, Happiness, Humour, Nature, Weird
• What is Generation Y

  That's a question I always wanted to know
  Generation Y is a craze that seems to grow

  by Debra A Baugh 40 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 27 2:49 PM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Nature, Society, Thoughts, Message, Teen issues, Humour
• Snow White Was Her Addiction

  Snow white was a lazy mess when she first
  came to the dwarfs humble abode.

  by JessIsAmess 52 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 27 1:55 PM. In Dark, Fantasy, Humor, Death, Angry, Humour, Abuse, Weird, Hate, Anger
• Pregnancy vs Pecker

  Pregnancy, pregnancy it's lifes legacy, legacy
  that's why they congratulates a wife's pregnancy

  by Debra A Baugh 34 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 27 1:41 PM. In Humor, Life, Contest, Thoughts, Humour, Humanity, Children
• One Page at a Time

  by Budart 57 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 27 1:04 PM. In adult, humour
• Its Not You Its Me

  The Race was ready to be started, the officials watching all faults
  As we started of with great eccelaration, we didn't see the curve in front of us and we took a tumble

  by Prince T Kanokanga 28 lines, on Oct 26 12:58 PM. In Humour, Love, Lyrics, Thoughts & Life In Reality
• Arise Sir Oliver

  Oliver was born to be a brave explorer
  Without fear he leads his loves across the floor

  by cricketjeff 38 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 25 4:50 PM. In Humour, Humor, snails, daft, nonsense
• The Mirage.

  by SimplySonnets 16 lines, on Oct 25 2:13 PM. In Adult, Dark, Erotica, Humor, Life, Love, Puns, Abstract, Sensual, Humanity, Humour
• I got you back

  As i'm standing here over your dead body drenched in blood,
  I begin to wonder if was i right or wrong for what i done,

  by dead juggalette 13 lines, on Oct 25 12:01 AM. In Lost love, Humour, Self, Death, Personal, Dark
• my head stone

  ALL YOU THAT READ AS YOU PASS BY...
  I'VE COMMITTED SUICIDE...

  by dead juggalette 3 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 24 11:36 PM. In Weird, Dark, Personal, Death, drugs, Humour
• To Death:

  Does it not get tiring?
  This life of ours.

  by Howl- 30 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 22 9:44 PM. In Angst, sad, hope, life, humour, weird
• Satire

  How does one, beautiful as you,
  With crisp gold curls, and eyes ice blue,

  by NightGazer666 31 lines, on Oct 22 8:33 PM. In Satire, humour, personal, cold, life, pain, society
• He Told Her

  He told her she was beautiful,
  But she believed him not,

  by NightGazer666 7 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 22 10:54 AM. In humour, beauty, modesty, love
• Eviction notice

  Eviction notice
  I am the landlord's agent
  Duties to evict non-paying and noisy tenants.

  by Swisshadow 20 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 22 3:48 AM. In Nature, Humour
• Coldsore

  if wanting to look like Angelina
  No need to get an operation

  by xXGraceKidXx 20 lines, on Oct 22 1:41 AM. In Gross, Thoughts, Nasty, Humour, Weird, My own style, Longing
• Those creatures great and small

  I think you really must excuse
  The displeased hippopotamuse

  by cricketjeff 16 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 21 4:07 PM. In Humour, Humor, Weird
• Oh Television

  Oh, Television, why do you taunt me so?
  I sit here on my light blue couch in awe;

  by VampiresImagination 25 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 20 11:43 PM. In Thoughts, Life, Weird, Fantasy, My life, Teenage thinking, Humour
• crazy day

  i overslept
  my hair stylist accidentally coloured my hair blue

  by ichigosama 17 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 20 8:06 AM. In My own style, Freewrite, Humour
• Big Bill

  by The D O M 7 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 20 6:58 AM. In Humour, Humor, Adult
• I Am Not A Good American.

  I am not a good American.
  I do not believe in democracy.

  by Budart 46 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 19 8:04 PM. In politics, humour
• 30-second poem

  Poems should be really
  Taut

  by abu nuwas 3 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 19 7:58 PM. In Humour, Thoughts, Humor
• What is rain?

  Ten thousand fairy footsteps on the roof
  The magic flashes furnish us with proof

  by cricketjeff 8 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 19 7:31 AM. In Fantasy, Humour, Humor, Thoughts
• Matt Stone

  by CutsThatDontBleed 201 lines, on Oct 18 12:57 PM. In Contest, My own style, My life, Self, Family, Other, Personal, Humour, Emo
• -Damned-and-Deserved-

  Awakened from a soothing sleep
  unable was I to recapture peace.

  by ears2hearyou 54 lines, 15 comments, on Oct 17 9:19 PM. In Contemporary, Dark, Halloween, fun, creative, Humour, Lost love
• A daughter

  She had her rough tough Dad well-trained
  She didn't need to cry

  by abu nuwas 4 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 17 9:04 AM. In Humour, Family, Humor
• There you go, there you go,

  'There you go, there you go, there you go!
  Go on then, go on then, go on!

  by abu nuwas 11 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 17 8:55 AM. In Humor, Life, Love, Humour, Happiness
• To the lady with the short skirt and confident air ...

  by cricketjeff 19 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 16 4:22 PM. In Thoughts, Humour, Humor, Weird, Adult
• The Adventures of Cap'n Tristan

  His cutlass is sharp
  and his powder dry

  by MichaelLeeSmyth 46 lines, 17 comments, on Oct 15 8:17 PM. In Lyrics, Fantasy, Children, Humour
• Bunnies in pajamas

  Flood my dreams with silver skies,
  Crescent moons, green emerald eyes,

  by The Dark Writer 22 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 15 8:45 AM. In Humor, Happiness, Humour
• Godzville

  "Is this a village of gods or of faggs?
  And I didn't know gods do have sex change too."

  by Perennial Plague 19 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 14 10:53 PM. In Humour
• Thin walls

  I can hear the bed banging from next door.
  My dorm mate has her boyfriend round,

  by Jc91 17 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 14 7:13 PM. In Humour, Sex, Weird, Other
• Excuse me?

  by jobloffski 15 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 14 1:20 AM. In Humor, Erotica, Humour
• Jobloffski Parodies Eminem and Dr Dre

  Chorus...Dre: We were never supposed to end up bein' elderly rappers
  Em: We were supposed to go out fightin, as feared Robbers n Kidnapper

  by jobloffski 40 lines, on Oct 14 1:07 AM. In Humor, Lyrics, Weird, Humour, My own style
• A busy day with Jake

  With two tin cans and a length of string there's nothing he can't do
  His troops can hear every word he says and then he's phoning you

  by cricketjeff 33 lines, 17 comments, on Oct 13 1:49 PM. In Children's, nonsense, childhood, humour, Humor
• Satiated

  Alone in room, I touch my head-
  piles of paper scattered on bed,

  by amnouup 42 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 13 3:05 AM. In Satiated, humour
• Middle Of Muddle

  by AngelBellerose 2 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 12 8:57 PM. In Noguest, Children, Life, Nature, Weird, Fantasy, Family, Humour
• Miss Reid's Speed Seeds Misread Red Weed Barrow Greed Screed

  So much depends upon Monsanto’s
  reign arrow/rein
  glazed with gain and, again, phrased with pain,

  by Jonathan ROBIN 23 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 12 8:51 AM. In Thoughts, Society, Humor, Nature, Contemporary, Humour
• Thousand lashes with a wet noodle.

  You made a little mistake,
  Now I shall torture you,

  by bunnyslasher157 8 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 11 11:14 PM. In Contest, Humour, Weird things.
• Untitled

  Read this I can't depict alone

  by JoeCavedIn 21 lines, on Oct 11 11:32 AM. In Prose, Freehand, Humour
• Badly planned!

  It's important to be cunning if you want to catch a bird
  So I snuck up on this table and I didn't say a word

  by cricketjeff 33 lines, 11 comments, on Oct 10 7:42 AM. In Humour, Humor, Thoughts, Weird
• just because......

  Just Because – I’m quiet – it doesn’t mean I don’t have a lot to say
  

  by ravikochar 22 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 10 2:23 AM. In Humour, Personal., Message, My life, My own style, Other, Society
• Twit That!

  Twitter this and twitter that
  tastes lonely, cold, and flat.

  by ears2hearyou 25 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 10 1:48 AM. In Contemporary, Society, Humanity, Friendship, Humour
• teenage parparazzi nazi--

  by CentrifugalCorpse 12 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 9 8:39 PM. In Thoughts, Children, Humour
• Von Baron the Brave...or was it Von Burgen?

  Here lay whats left of Von Baron the Brave
  basher of beasts that go bump

  by angrypete3 45 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 9 10:37 AM. In Humor, Weird, Fantasy, Humour
• Haha. Answers for your contest!

  1. How does images of September 11 make you feel?
  Well it makes me feel sad, I feel so bad for all of them people that was out there and especially the ones that were in the buildings. How could people do such a thing?

  by Sheilasbabygal4life 38 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 9 9:13 AM. In Contest, Humour
• Definition

  by AlexandraHamilton 13 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 8 7:48 PM. In Contest, Thoughts, Humor, Life, My own style, Lost in thought, Abstract, Humour
• who is that dog

  He's an unlucky, misfortunate, down-to-earth pup
  that landed in a home where birthday suits aren't enough.

  by Symphony 9 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 8 5:15 AM. In humour, dog clothes, funny
• One Lump or Two

  I'm having tea
  Won't you join me?

  by GreenRottenPeaches 10 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 6 6:06 PM. In Fantasy, Weird, Self, Humour

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