Poems about humour

• Telemarketer

  You want me to buy what?
  for how much money?

  by Alive4aLiving 34 lines, 3 comments, 4 hours ago. In Other, Society, My own style, Humor, My life, Humour
• the life of a cat 4

  hey it's me again.
  time to tell you about

  by CowboyFan1 23 lines, 1 day ago. In Humour, Hope, Other, Life, Thoughts, Weird
• this is my story of my me

  i am 12
  i am funny

  by CowboyFan1 16 lines, 1 comment, 1 day ago. In Humour, Weird, Other, Personal, My own style, Children
• when fairy tails go bad

  BEWARE:
  santa is evil, elfs

  by CowboyFan1 64 lines, 2 comments, 1 day ago. In Humour, Family, Lost in thought, Weird, Life, Other, Society, Inspirational
• Duck O'BT

  Spatula to the ball sack
  Searing Hot Chocolate to president Mugabe's forehead

  by DucksSuckPoetry 7 lines, 1 day ago. In Humour
• Whisked

  A resonance of putrid smells fills the air
  through and through my thoughts provoked

  by DucksSuckPoetry 14 lines, 1 day ago. In Humour
• Derbyshire Life

  
  

  by mystic-angel 30 lines, 1 comment, 1 day ago. In Personal, Humour, Local Dialect.
• ~What Does Phelps Have I Don't?~

  Ya know, I trained for the Olympics,
  But Phelps beat me out of contention.

  by grandniem 36 lines, 1 comment, 2 days ago. In Contest, Humour
• I Want My Money Back

  It’s about this anti ageing cream I bought
  my face has grown in size and rather taut

  by Nivek 11 lines, on Oct 5 1:53 AM. In HUMOUR
• You Are The Fool

  I'm not a fool you know
  I know exactly what you're doing

  by Canis Lupus 43 lines, on Oct 4 7:03 AM. In Personal, Thoughts, Life, Society, Friendship, Goodbyes, Humanity, Humour
• Go ( Fig)ure!

  as the grass tries to hide
  the dirt they played in

  by PoeticLove 32 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 3 9:26 PM. In Contest, Lost in thought, Humour
• ~ Time For ~

  YA gotta admit-
  Sarah is a next door gal-

  by JohnnyD 7 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 3 5:48 PM. In My own style, Humour, Contemporary
• The facts by me (aged 10 and 1/2)

  First my Mummy loved my Daddy and my Daddy loved my Mum
  They decided they would love to have a me.

  by cricketjeff 27 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 3 2:21 PM. In Humour, Humor
• A feast of versifying

  There's nothing finer than to rhyme
  With perfect meter beating time

  by cricketjeff 33 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 3 1:15 PM. In poetry, pleasure, Humour, Humor
• The Shaggin Wagon

  by My Souls Reflection 29 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 3 10:11 AM. In Adult, Humour
• The Underwear War

  The Underwear War: Put this in, Put this out, Underwear all about

  by a99 17 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 2 7:30 PM. In Humor, Weird, Children, Humour
• What I hope I'll never be

  01.12.2007
  

  by yiddishe-maydele 25 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 2 9:01 AM. In Humour, Life, Women, Perfection
• What No Books on Dogs

  Why books on cats and not on dogs?
  look them two, they’re more like frogs

  by Nivek 20 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 2 5:23 AM. In CONTEST, HUMOUR
• in stone

  by Mairi bheag 1 lines, 15 comments, on Oct 1 11:49 PM. In Humor, Humour
• Back to front

  by cricketjeff 11 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 1 6:46 PM. In Adult, Humour, Humor
• The wishes of the proud

  30.09.2007
  

  by yiddishe-maydele 14 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 1 2:18 PM. In Pride, Humour
• Henrietta

  by Passionate Phoenix 38 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 1 3:20 AM. In Spiritual, Weird, Fantasy, My life, Personal., Humour
• What a Way to Die

  Oh my god what a way to die
  the paint can fell right out of the sky

  by Nivek 23 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 1 3:12 AM. In CONTEST, HUMOUR, THOUGHTS
• Hardcore Christians

  by VampyrMagick 39 lines, on Sep 30 9:51 PM. In lyrics, black metal, random, joke, humour, religion, dark, Adult
• Jack the Jack!

  Dedicated to Roaddogwolf for Inviting and Inspiring me!
  

  by Kazytc 62 lines, on Sep 30 6:58 PM. In Contest, Humour, Hospital, Fun, Car Mechanic, Surgeon, Art of Writing, Dedicational
• Keep it Pink

  by Thoughts-of-Soloman 16 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 29 4:39 PM. In Contest, Life, Humour, Society
• Never Again

  I said I don’t want another drink
  look my head it’s in pieces, I can’t even think

  by Nivek 11 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 29 6:12 AM. In CONTEST, HUMOUR
• Wonderland Alice

  Alice in Wonderland.

  by Nivek 20 lines, on Sep 28 12:31 PM. In CONTEST, HUMOUR
• Titanic - the story of one liner (not a poem)

  by Mairi bheag 37 lines, 13 comments, on Sep 28 3:24 AM. In Humor, Humour, not-a-poem
• canaidian bacon has no mercy

  this is a warning
  to all bacon lovers!

  by CowboyFan1 28 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 27 4:44 PM. In Humour, Message, My own style, Weird, Other, Life, Thoughts, Nature

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