Poems about humor

• In The Big Apple

  Were on earth do you find a liver
  In the big apple of course

  by SheWolfNLust 19 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 25 1:43 PM. In Humor, Contest, Thoughts
• The hilarious sound of a man drowning (and his lover choking on her own blood)

  by Adamastor 67 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 25 1:42 PM. In Adult, Murder, Humor
• Welcome In The Darkness Complete. (It's Better That Way)

  ~The life in me,
  Is roughly snuffed out.

  by Morbid DreaMz 24 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 25 1:01 PM. In Dark, Humor, Other, Weird, Contest
• Haiku

  swatting at flies
  with a tail too short

  by Swan song 20 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 25 12:47 PM. In Nature, Humor
• mr.Hanky the christmas poo

  mr. Hanky the christmas poo

  by terranceandphilip 7 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 25 12:14 PM. In Weird, Humor
• "Will Work For Coupons"

  by crowd 19 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 25 12:02 PM. In Humor
• Socks are Odd

  Noah put hundreds of animals on his Ark two by two
  Forty nights of flood, the waters grew and grew

  by reveller 9 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 25 11:39 AM. In Contest, Thoughts, Humor
• a Must See!

  Happy Thanksgiving Everyone and go stuff yourselves!

  by LAPoe 1 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 25 10:57 AM. In Humor
• An Ode to Tyler's Van

  Oh, Tyler's Van
  I love you so

  by The-Angel-Child 33 lines, on Nov 25 10:48 AM. In Weird, Love, Humor
• "Tom"

  Time is getting closer as I’ve noticed my friends are starting to leave,
  one by one they have been taken to a place I know I’ll eventuall

  by who iam 17 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 25 10:16 AM. In Humor, My own style, Goodbyes
• Always Am I Ever Thankful to Give Thanks for What I'm Thankful for.

  I’m thankful for Burger King’s
  Whopper with Cheese

  by LAPoe 5 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 25 9:58 AM. In Humor, being Thankful
• Confessions of a Teenaged Cutter

  I’m a cutter, yes, I am,
  Don’t give a hoot, don’t give a damn,

  by Emmanuel Cant 31 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 25 9:52 AM. In Humor, Spoof, Stupid
• Health Warning

  How can they say smoking is bad for you?
  It’s a lot of old tosh in my personal view

  by Biggus 5 lines, on Nov 25 8:18 AM. In Humor
• I Really Want to Say

  I really want to say to you
  Just how precious you are to me

  by Biggus 9 lines, on Nov 25 8:15 AM. In Humor
• It Happened Last Halloween

  I stepped out of the car
  And was verbally assailed

  by Biggus 28 lines, on Nov 25 8:13 AM. In Humor
• Who’S the Wanker In the Black?

  The song of the supporters pack
  “Who’s the wanker in the black?”

  by Biggus 49 lines, on Nov 25 8:11 AM. In Other, Humor
• Thank You for the Email

  by katie marie 3 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 25 7:52 AM. In Humor, contest
• The life and Times 'Little Justice' .. Back on the grind

  Lil J, slept like a log and passed much of the day away
  thinking of ways to tame that beast of a climb up that tree

  by Swangrnv 39 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 25 5:33 AM. In Thoughts, Fantasy, Humor, Lyrics, My own style, Children, Noguest
• Grateful For Those...

  Snow, ice skating, ice creams galore, icicle noses, red eyes, returning home, warm fires burning.

  by Storminbrenda 1 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 25 2:33 AM. In Humor, Life, Thoughts, My own style, Personal., Happiness, Freewrite, Contest
• ~ Yes , Times Are Tough ~

  Yes , times are tough things suck ...

  by Ez Writer 24 lines, 14 comments, on Nov 25 2:31 AM. In Contest, Life, Thoughts, Weird, Humor
• I must say...

  by Poetic-Theorem 7 lines, 13 comments, on Nov 25 1:15 AM. In Humor, Other, Contest, Noguest
• Birdsong In F#

  I am a beautiful songbird;
  A singing, yellow canary,

  by nanook of newjersey 13 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 24 11:58 PM. In opposites, love, unity, humor
• beat by beat

  im putting thought into what i write, not just emotion... it makes all the difference... yes you know his name, and thats all you need to k

  by jampex 48 lines, on Nov 24 11:09 PM. In Fantasy, Hope, Humor, Weird, Life, Love, Angst, Pain, Personal, Sad, Society
• Dear God

  I'm blessed diet coke has no label
  this acid juice is rotting your stomach away.

  by penman 3 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 24 9:57 PM. In Other, Humor
• Parental Nightmare

  by Bruce 9 lines, 30 comments, on Nov 24 8:41 PM. In Adult, Senryu, Humor
• Abstract Absence

  by VoltaicHypnosis 36 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 24 8:35 PM. In Dark, Abstract, Humor, Life, Fantasy, Weird
• Frozen Pipes

  by jazzcat 23 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 24 8:15 PM. In Contemporary, angst, humor
• Changeable

  The weather was windy and rainy
  And she was so cross and complainy

  by cricketjeff 6 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 24 8:12 PM. In Humour, Humor
• cat throne

  king of this ball of twine
  hear my roar, here I lay

  by RavenTheWhite 22 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 24 7:07 PM. In Humor
• Captain Trouble

  Captain America special agent,
  FBI employee supposed secret

  by mgmc 24 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 24 6:07 PM. In Contest, Humor
• Swimming

  I've swam for silver
  I've swam for gold

  by Aribeth 20 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 24 5:38 PM. In Humor, Self, Hobbies
• Job

  Not a burden on society...not with my taxes you dont..charity is for dodos

  by Antipodi 30 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 24 4:54 PM. In Angst, Contemporary, Humor, Life, Personal, Sad, Society, Thoughts, Abuse
• Parental Journey

  She's two and an angel with strawberry tresses
  she plays cars and dolls with wild glee

  by IrishGypsyRose 18 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 24 4:44 PM. In Life, Love, Humor, Thoughts, Children
• peanut butter jelly wit a slice of breed

  Peanut butter jelly wit a slice of breed your momma smacked u when she found out u got put in special ed your momma fat your daddy skinny I asked for a dollar but she gave me a penny I came in your house wit no respect your m

  by emoraper 3 lines, on Nov 24 4:43 PM. In Humor, Lyrics, Other, My own style, Freewrite
• Santa Pine Paws

  Was our first Christmas in a new apartment
  time to adorn our live with tinsel and shimmer,

  by penman 26 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 24 3:33 PM. In Other, Humor
• Sarcastic Ass

  All is new, all is bright.
  Oh wait........

  by VanGoghNights 4 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 24 3:24 PM. In Thoughts, Dark, Humor
• Another Interesting Moment, with Caution

  Tossed out, an afterthought now forgotten
  Rolling across sun-sparkled pavement, settling

  by MizzConstrued 14 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 24 3:16 PM. In Humor, Life
• Wellness Day Off

  Hello? Great one, is that actually you?
  How lucky! I caught you between your breaks.

  by mgmc 19 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 24 3:09 PM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Thoughts
• Turkeys Are Flying Free

  Well they were little critters running across the road.

  by mcheadle 23 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 24 2:58 PM. In Fantasy, Hope, Humor, Life, Love, Nature
• The Four Loves

  Affection, friendship and God speak to me,
  Though that damned Eros has been Greek to me,

  by poetrymd 6 lines, on Nov 24 2:23 PM. In Personal, Humor
• the new father

  oh joy oh joy i got a little boy
  ill paint his room blue and fill it with choo choos

  by daffodilblossom 8 lines, on Nov 24 12:48 PM. In Humor, Life
• Self Declared Vacation

  by crowd 12 lines, on Nov 24 12:31 PM. In Humor
• In The Midst Of Eden

  Newscaster Had no expression on his face as he went
  from school closings to five year old female body found in

  by Pisces rainbow 39 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 24 12:29 PM. In Spiritual, Society, Contest, Dark, Humor, Life, Thoughts
• That Brilliant Spread

  That brilliant spread
  melts inside my mouth.

  by FrozenOJ 21 lines, on Nov 24 12:24 PM. In Contest, Hope, Humor, Love, Thoughts, Weird
• Oooooooh Beth

  Ooooooh Beth, what have you done
  I make a comment and then you come

  by James Holdaway 14 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 24 10:35 AM. In Humor, Life
• Weak Week

  First day of the rest of the week
  I’d love to sleep in, but can't.

  by majorpaul 76 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 24 10:23 AM. In Humor, Life, Preschool, Thoughts
• Gobble, Gobble, Gobble...

  by LAPoe 4 lines, on Nov 24 10:18 AM. In Humor
• Life is Like a Toilet

  Life is like a toilet.
  You sit there all day taking people's crap

  by majorpaul 8 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 24 10:12 AM. In Humor, Life, Nature, Spiritual, School
• No Ants In Pants.(Rondelet)

  by Billbard 7 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 24 8:54 AM. In Humor, Love, Contest.
• A National Treasure

  I awakened this morning feeling pretty dang swell,
  and decided I would call into work because I'm well.

  by GotLilt 25 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 24 8:31 AM. In Contest, Humor

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