Poems about funny (50) - different out strange salt at All poetry

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Meow

I once drowned a cactus in a pond of brilliant

by TrixieOne 51 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 27 9:33 PM. In obtuse, funny, hyperbole, wtf, smelly, saga, weekend at Bernie's
Bath Time

by An Old Codger 24 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 27 6:51 PM. In Contest, Funny, Lotsa fun, Silly, Humor
These Walls

Something about these walls
I don't like the way they stare at me

by Sleeping Sandman 10 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 27 1:34 AM. In Funny
I'm out of here

http://www.coolfreeimages.net/images/funny/funny_01.jpg

by Deaths Prayer 27 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 25 9:05 AM. In Contest, Creative, Funny, Happy, Lotsa fun, Other, Thoughts
Eat it cold yeah!!

i order a pizza
i put it down on the surface top

by Deaths Prayer 13 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 25 8:25 AM. In Contest, Creative, Funny, Happy, Lotsa fun
Where did you go jinksy

when I was a boy I lost my cat
and her name was jinksy

by Deaths Prayer 33 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 23 8:17 PM. In Animals, Contest, Funny, Lotsa fun
i could murder a brew

oh darling you taste so sweet and milky
that sweetness, is like butter in mouth

by Deaths Prayer 28 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 23 3:13 PM. In Funny, Happy, Imagery, Memories, thought, humour

Teeth in like daggers, and claws to kill

Watch how he stalks his prey from a far Waiting and watching to strike his first blow So deafly and calm Deadly and precise against his

by Deaths Prayer 33 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 23 10:20 AM. In Funny, Happy, Imagery, Memories
The slothster

Hey talk to the hand because the face is not listening get me? look into my red eyes and tell me what do you see do i look like im cr

by Deaths Prayer 36 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 22 6:03 PM. In Animals, Contest, Funny, Lotsa fun
Caused no end

http://www.themasterpiececards.com/Portals/40667/images//rembrandt%20artistotle%20with%20a%20bust%20of%20homer-resized-600.jpg

by Deaths Prayer 2 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 21 11:46 AM. In Contest, Creative, Feelings, Funny, Imagery, Lotsa fun, Other, Thoughts, art, quotes
The words of an artist

Paint and paint away I do
All day long the same old face

by Deaths Prayer 18 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 21 11:27 AM. In Contest, Creative, Feelings, Funny, Imagery, Lotsa fun, Other, Thoughts, art
I Am A Fatty

I am a fatty, a fatty I am
My diet consists of cupcakes and spam

by Calvin Ironfist 4 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 19 6:06 PM. In Funny, Humor, Food
The ending of a sorrowful drama

What is love if only to feel that feeling in your heart. Love is about pain and about feeling the loss, of losing someone who was Close

by Deaths Prayer 5 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 19 4:12 PM. In Contest, Feelings, Funny, Happy, Imagery, Thoughts, love, loss
Read the universe

To understand such a mass as the universe would be a impossible puzzle to solve How could anyone decode the fathoms of a undecided space

by Deaths Prayer 136 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 19 1:23 PM. In Contest, Feelings, Funny, Happy, Imagery, Thoughts

A Silly Adventure

by An Old Codger 35 lines, 29 comments, on Aug 18 2:16 PM. In Contest, Funny, Lotsa fun, Silly, Humor
Rush Hour Stress

by An Old Codger 24 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 18 1:42 PM. In Contest, Funny, Lotsa Fun, Humor
my not so little red dress

I remember when you bought me
That short red dress,

by Thasia 22 lines, on Aug 18 1:31 PM. In Humor, My own style, funny
Ray

by Baahltres 10 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 18 1:16 PM. In Humor, Funny
Americans Vs Brits

by Deaths Prayer 103 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 16 3:03 PM. In adult, comedy, funny, humour, america, britain
Mary's Gardening Adventures

by An Old Codger 31 lines, 17 comments, on Aug 16 11:57 AM. In Contest, Fun Stuff, Humor, Funny
New Driving Test

by An Old Codger 20 lines, 14 comments, on Aug 16 12:21 AM. In Contest, Funny, Lotsa Fun, Humor

~Soul food~

by Hikari Lady 45 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 14 5:05 PM. In Funny, Happy, Life, Contest, Thoughts, Random, Hope
Funny or Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is this funny or what!

by WesBreezyxxx 28 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 14 10:54 AM. In FUNNY, FUN, DIE, GAY
Turn The Page

FANTASTIC! My Book has come
My rusty car has been looking glum

by moaner 32 lines, on Aug 14 8:30 AM. In Funny
Re directed mail to a Mr Jesus Christ our Lord, Heaven, Earth!

Isn't it funny...
When you find something new

by moaner 28 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 13 12:01 PM. In Funny
Burger Cycle

by Still Standing 19 lines, 16 comments, on Aug 12 3:41 PM. In Funny, contest, weird
Brace yourself...

What a pain in the ass
To have a face made of brass

by moaner 34 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 11 1:00 PM. In Funny
Raining Cats and Dogs

Raining cats and dogs,
are just a saying, you see,

by Little Lesley 23 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 8 1:57 AM. In Animals, Contest, Funny
i give up

by Nosce te ipsum 21 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 5 5:27 PM. In funny
I Like Popcorn Do You?

I wrote this to bring a smile to your face

by Ammal 7 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 3 6:15 AM. In popcorn, funny
Phone Call

I dialed my step mother's number a while back,
Something that I done so often before,

by lesbian-in-love 18 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 2 10:28 PM. In Personal, Family, Funny
When I got a Cold

Oh how I feel jolly,
As I sit with my head in my hands

by Im-Here 39 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 1 9:22 PM. In Humor, Celebrity, Farce, Random, Stupid, Funny, Thoughts, Weird
My Yummy Shit

by xxxgerleo 18 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 1 6:56 PM. In Funny, Sex, Humor, Adult
Am I Easy to Forget?

by xxxgerleo 8 lines, on Aug 1 6:24 PM. In Funny, Sex, Adult
Nursing The Rhymes

by An Old Codger 34 lines, 13 comments, on Jul 30 1:52 PM. In Contest, Creative, Lotsa Fun, Humor, Funny
All these boys

All these boys want to have me
That's why they're on my case

by Thasia 28 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 30 12:22 PM. In Humor, Funny
The Marrying Kind

by An Old Codger 37 lines, 38 comments, on Jul 28 11:23 PM. In Contest, Funny, Fun Stuff, Lotsa Fun, Humor, Humorous
A Friend Is A Friend....

Toasting rats and frying cats
while eating bats on shish kabob

by DanO 22 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 28 3:42 PM. In Funny, Humor, Friendship
twist to a classic

Roses are red
Violets are blue

by huntedwolf 6 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 28 11:10 AM. In bored, funny, random
Bite Me?

by An Old Codger 19 lines, 15 comments, on Jul 27 6:23 PM. In Contest, Funny, Humor, Adult, noguest
The Barter System

by An Old Codger 39 lines, 33 comments, on Jul 26 11:39 PM. In Contest, Funny, Humor, Fun Stuff, noguest
Break a Leg! (Finished)

This is a very unique contest... I have to try it!

by XxXNoxiousRoseXxX 7 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 26 10:25 PM. In Life, Humor, Other, Thoughts, Weird, Funny, Comical, Complicated
Please Leave!

You have left me broken hearted,
So I don't know why I still care!

by Lost-Angel-94 28 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 26 11:02 AM. In Love, Funny, Slating!!!
Not Too Bright

by An Old Codger 16 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 26 2:25 AM. In Contest, Humor, Funny, Lotsa Fun, Puns
Stupid Bird

by An Old Codger 16 lines, 12 comments, on Jul 26 1:56 AM. In Contest, Humor, Funny, Lotsa Fun, Puns
Learning Something New

by An Old Codger 16 lines, 15 comments, on Jul 26 1:30 AM. In Contest, Funny, Humor, Lotsa Fun, Puns, Play on words
Little Jimmy

by An Old Codger 2 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 24 1:49 AM. In Contest, Picture inspired, funny, humor, captions
Tastes Funny

by An Old Codger 1 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 24 1:46 AM. In Contest, Picture inspired, funny, humor, captions
Walk in This?

by An Old Codger 1 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 24 1:39 AM. In Contest, Picture inspired, funny, humor, captions
I Say

by An Old Codger 5 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 24 1:35 AM. In Contest, Picture inspired, funny, humor, captions

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