Poems about funny

• So We Hired the Next Best Option

  There once was a slimy sea creature
  Who hoped for a job as a teacher

  by Topnotchsy 5 lines, 45 comments, on Aug 6 11:06 AM. In Humor, Limerick, Contest, Funny, School
• The Hockley Audience Want To Hock Spit their blood on it

  in Brum tonight you wanled through that door for entertainment
  and now, you get this shit:

  by LeanneBridgewater 89 lines, on Aug 6 7:56 AM. In Lyrics, Other, Weird, Life, Humor, Thoughts, Society, funny, midlands
• Slushy Art

  Oh lovely snowball,
  packed with care.

  by xXshadow911Xx 15 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 5 9:20 PM. In Strange, funny
• My Jimmy

  by nathan8 11 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 5 2:38 PM. In children, funny
• Summer 08

  Long, narrow corridors closing in all around,
  A quick glance at the clock and then listening for the sound

  by Maaia 21 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 4 12:39 PM. In Personal, Life, Thoughts, funny
• my ex got a girlfriend

  my ex got a girlfriend
  plus she ain't as thick as a n*gga want em' to b;

  by iimpressive 36 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 31 12:28 AM. In Thoughts, relationships, breakups, personal, funny, true, love, humor, pain, luv
• My Second Love's First Kiss

  Puppy love...does it last?

  by OrangeMarmalade 20 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 30 10:39 PM. In Humor, Personal, Funny, My life, Weird
• buggy rhyme

  its so fun to be me.
  tinny and round,

  by princess of my love 6 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 28 5:19 PM. In Nature, funny, Weird
• Dog Hangs Out With Party Bear

  We can't find dog. Dog what are you doing? i'm singing with party bear.your a traitor .no if you can't beat them join them.

  by Bee gee 2 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 25 10:37 PM. In Humor, funny, children, Contemporary, Fantasy
• Asinine

  i I run like the wind through your hair

  by Emmanuel Cant 36 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 25 12:40 PM. In Humor, Inane, Funny, Stupid
• News For You...

  You say it makes you sick,
  When you see us holding hands,

  by JustAnotherIdoit 19 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 24 6:22 PM. In gay, homosexual, funny, take that, weird, love, laugh
• Getting Pleasure From The Wood...

  by voodoo ink 31 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 19 9:32 PM. In humor, adult, funny, hilarious, adult-humor
• Dinnertime

  by Bird Uncaged 17 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 19 9:23 AM. In Humor, Funny, Contest
• foodies

  sealed in freshness doesn't provide
  a tear will do to release the flood

  by carole21 6 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 18 9:54 AM. In Pif, Food, Funny
• House Boatin'

  Sitting on top of my boat watching the misses float,

  by Midnight Raeven 13 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 18 2:39 AM. In Contest, Humor, Funny, Weird, Freewrite, Humour
• Jelly

  Jelly is wonderful, it's
  Everthing to me

  by Kookaburra 4 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 16 5:03 AM. In Acrostic, Funny
• Teamwork?

  "Hello!" said the chihuahua, his name was Anthony,
  "It's nice to see you again!" replied the shaggier, larger dog.

  by BerthdduCake 9 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 15 8:45 AM. In Animals, Contest, Nature, Funny, Friendship
• Goldy Locks!

  Goldy Locks and the 4 bears!

  by RoseDaughter 29 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 15 12:43 AM. In cute, random, funny
• The hardest day of a mans life

  by Puttymaster1017 38 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 14 8:49 PM. In adult contest, funny
• AP Big Sis

  by xXxIceQueenxXx 13 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 14 12:55 PM. In funny, contest, my own style
• Dolphin Cows

  A Dolphin leapt up into the air,
  Joined by a bull as big as a bear!

  by BerthdduCake 10 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 13 5:10 AM. In Funny, Nature, Animals
• The Bengal Brothers (Harley&Clay)

  Leap up into the air, Racing 'round without a care.

  by BerthdduCake 4 lines, on Jul 12 3:53 PM. In Animals, Funny
• I think this is Funny!

  Found on Google randomly (but my cat muffy in there and its just like it!)

  by Seasonings 1 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 9 6:44 PM. In Cat, Funny, Picture
• I miss you, number 5.

  I miss you, number 5.

  by CollegeQueer 19 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 9 1:46 AM. In funny, sad, birds
• Emily

  I turn another corner, boo! There she is in her room.

  by Swintha 9 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 9 12:51 AM. In Funny
• lullaby

  rock a bye allie
  in the tree top

  by Bella Cullen 9 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 8 6:36 PM. In lyrics, funny, weird, personal
• Antipasto, Aleut

  I am a shivering pencil
  my box is made of blue card board

  by Emmanuel Cant 24 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 7 2:31 PM. In Humor, Contemporary, Angst, Funny, Ridiculous
• Why So Serious?

  I think I'm done being serious for a while. It's wearing me down like running the mile.

  by xXxIceQueenxXx 34 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 6 10:32 PM. In Random, Funny, Thoughts, Whatever
• Who Took the Cookies From the Cookie Jar?

  Umm oatmeal rasin, and chocolate chips,
  peanut butter, and oreos are all so sweet upon my lips

  by hopeles-romantic 17 lines, 37 comments, on Jul 4 3:58 AM. In funny, humor, diet, health, life, food
• oh my god.

  mind blank.. 3y3s glaz3 ov3r with f3ar.

  by X-dark-heaven-X 3 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 3 10:16 AM. In funny

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