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i have a confession to make..
im the one who slept with your wife -
by An Old Codger 20 lines, 2 comments, 1 day ago. In Contest, Funny, Fun stuff, Humor, Picture inspired
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I like your hair
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My Dad sat on the edge of his bed
when our cat quietly strolled in, -
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a poem i wrote for my English paper i think its ok
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This moster likes to jump,
but he has a big fat lump, -
She thought you were wrapped,
she thought she had the upper hand,by Juggalette Queen 27 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 4 1:19 AM. In Love, Thoughts, Freewrite, Amused, Ex-girlfriend, boyfriend, Funny -
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Poem could not be completed due to author being a fish.
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I have a number, It is quite long
In fact my number, will go on -
It was a cold and frosty night,
I was in my bed all warm and tight, -
Halloween,
The night of scares, -
I posted this in response to someone's prompt. Took only a few minutes to write so if you're honest about it I won't be hurt.
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We played a game of strip rummy,
You dealt first and my hand was crummy; -
Dray: Effin college bullies
Resident lesbos makin alliesby Dray I. Disaster 46 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 23 3:26 AM. In Freestyle, Humor, Funny, College humor -
Red, green, yellow stoplight blinking.
SUVs and little BMWs are crowding and -
The morning is so calm and clear
...I hope that no one sees me here! -
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Locksher and Sonwat...together quite a pair
when they eliminated the impossible, the evidence was there -
I am not bound
by old methods -
Pulsing music, artistic ardor,
Ambient vibrations rise up from the floor -
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He's an unlucky, misfortunate, down-to-earth pup
that landed in a home where birthday suits aren't enough. -
Where I sit,
Marking English with my pen, -
Before I ate the mushrooms,
I wasn't to sure if I should, -
Lions,
The NFL seaon starts once more. -
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no matter what i say or do
its never enough, its never enough -
NOT A POEM - Questions and Answers
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Our bed is such a treasured place. It’s where we talk
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The wife came home one day
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'Member back in the day when we lived in that trailer,
And when the wind blew the roof would rattle and shake? -
by An Old Codger 31 lines, 15 comments, on Sep 17 1:50 AM. In Contest, Funny, Humor, Fun stuff, Silly, Picture prompt
Poems about funny
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