Poems about dark humor (50)

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Monster

Out from the night comes a monster
With wicked sharp teeth and eyes glowing red

by MJ Poe 41 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 22 2:00 PM. In Dark, death, dark humor
A Reprise Of Hallelujah

In your fine tipped rust
I carve out a single word

by Sara the Stray 32 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 15 12:27 AM. In Revenge, Abuse, Thoughts, Weird, Dark, Other, Dark Humor
A Dead Poet's Body Parts Have A Final Argument

by Budart 18 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 8 5:11 PM. In adult, weird, dark humor
Writing Scared

Nothing is quite terrifying as
Shakespeare’s “mid-summer night”.

by Concrete Angel 42 lines, 20 comments, on Sep 30 4:39 PM. In Contest, Dark Humor, Fears, Thoughts, Randomness
Macabre Halloween Madness (Part 4)

Mr. Bones!!!! The Queen cried, she was so horrifically happy to see him. Nurse Ratchet found him propped

by redmoonnrizing 21 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 23 10:06 PM. In Dark Humor
Macabre Madness Goes to the Circus (Part 3)

The Professor looks intently at the colorful flyer that has just been posted on the purple pus popping activity board. It doesn’t take long

by redmoonnrizing 21 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 20 6:01 PM. In Dark Humor
Not my problem

You're life sucks,
but i'm not gonna kill you...

by Rat -DFW Punk- 2 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 14 10:10 AM. In Dark Humor

When sex is the harvest of ones labors,

by tomisb 39 lines, 17 comments, on Sep 2 8:18 PM. In Adult, Instructional, Dark Humor, Innuendo
This Is Me

If i can't have you, and she can, you better sleep with one eye open my dear dead friend, because she'll never win.....

by PhoenixInTheCorner 10 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 28 1:43 AM. In Envy, Dark Humor, Love, Personal
Jerk

So... why the hell aren't you here
holding me?

by BlueNote27 60 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 24 12:00 AM. In black comedy, dark humor, alone, life, love
WhereTile.(Triolet)

by Billbard 8 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 22 2:49 PM. In Dark humor.
Where Missing Pieces.(Triolet)

by Billbard 8 lines, on Aug 22 2:42 PM. In Personal, Dark humor.
Crash!

The Temptations, INXS...
The Cars, WHAM!!

by brokenheartedchild 10 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 25 5:55 AM. In Crash, Death, Abstract, Humor, Dark Humor, Teen issues, Drinking, Drink Driving
When Zombies Attack They Turn to me 2 :The Right Way

When zombies attack they turn to me 2: THE RIGHT WAY

by Mr. Person 23 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 15 8:21 PM. In Dark humor

When Zombies Attack They Turn to me

When zombies attack they turn to me

by Mr. Person 21 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 15 2:27 PM. In Dark humor
Friday Night With A Drunk

"So there was this guy I once knew..."
The story began

by Sara the Stray 44 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 5 5:54 AM. In Dark Humor
Murder

by Rory Williamson 50 lines, 6 comments, on May 20 9:41 PM. In Pain, death, adult, abuse, dark, murder, dark humor
Feel the Insanity

My mind snaps
my mind blanks

by Rory Williamson 13 lines, 6 comments, on May 20 1:35 PM. In Death, gore, dark, dark humor, insanity, hatred, hate
You can count on me

Another day, another war,
whatcha gonna do?

by Maldronah 40 lines, 17 comments, on May 10 4:18 PM. In Satire, Dark humor, Society, Lyric
You've been Frogged

It hurts to think
of things gone by

by La Brisa 37 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 26 10:50 AM. In Dark humor, Nature, Life, Thoughts, Society, Humanity
My Favorite Things

by Mercury Rising 45 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 9 8:16 PM. In XXX Adult, Dark Humor, Tongue In Cheek Parody

whistle

by deadcolor dreams 19 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 4 9:07 PM. In Dark Humor, Other, NaPoMo
Control

by EdenAnarchy 44 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 31 12:02 AM. In Erotica, Thoughts, Adult, Dark Humor
If I could

I thought I had it all
Then I hit a wall, face first as my cheek burst

by kinge31 64 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 28 8:57 AM. In dark humor
Silver Screen Mortician

The silver screen mortician
beautifies the unfaithful damned.

by ParadoxicalMetaphor 11 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 6 1:27 PM. In Death, Dark Humor
blistered.

by stasis 54 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 1 7:28 PM. In personal, thoughts, weird, pain, dark humor, noguest
Dystopia

Maybe the Muse ended her sabattical too soon?

by MuseStalker 17 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 13 4:48 PM. In Angst, Contemporary, Life, Thoughts, Dark Humor
Eulogy for ----

You've bathed in sunshine,
Walked in moonlight,

by My Frozen Heart 23 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 5 6:15 PM. In Dark Humor, Comedy
How Can I Know?

Warning: A poetic Paragraph.

by Hidden 12 lines, on Jan 5 2:57 PM. In Life, Dark Humor, Angst
Pinwheel

The lass was cavorting on the moonlit moor.
She was twirling there ‘cause she was poor.

by SobMaster 19 lines, 1 comment, on Dec 10 11:28 PM 2008. In Weird, Dark, Dark Humor, Anger, Other
Lady Bote

by Mr Violet 109 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 10 5:09 PM 2008. In Dark Humor
Dawn of the Dead

Remove the head or destroy the brain

by Mike81890 23 lines, on Nov 4 11:25 PM 2008. In Dark Humor, Life
Lessons Learned

Sometimes in life you get burned.
Scarred and bruised,

by Still Standing 41 lines, 25 comments, on Nov 1 8:26 PM 2008. In dark humor, hope, life, lessons, personal, sad
How may I please you!?

by Junebug- 6 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 14 10:46 PM 2008. In Customer Service, Life, Dark Humor
Ode to the Hotdog Lady

I remember that hot and steamy night,
Seven years ago in late October.

by Wandering Woodchuck 21 lines, 13 comments, on Oct 9 6:38 PM 2008. In Dark Humor, Satire, Death
The Bee

by Punkette 23 lines, on Oct 2 11:40 PM 2008. In dark humor
'Ol Red

STRONG CONTENT. NOT KID FRIENDLY
Ap name: Cerridwen

by cerridwen 68 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 26 9:31 AM 2008. In Dark Humor, Contest
Brown Bag

by PhadraigMcShane 112 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 20 5:47 PM 2008. In Abuse, Dark Humor, Adult, Addiction, Life
Apocalypse Now

Jesus sits with wires in his brain
and a Game Boy in his hands.

by consequenceofsound 48 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 14 2:32 PM 2008. In Dark Humor, Society
Shitty Poems

Meta-Poems are AWESOME-Poems!

by Mike81890 10 lines, on Sep 8 10:37 PM 2008. In Angst, Dark Humor
Sick!

Couldn't you convince someone it was real?

by Mike81890 11 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 8 10:27 PM 2008. In Angst, Life, Dark Humor
7 Stanzas for 7 Orgasms

by AlCaponesSister 119 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 31 10:28 AM 2008. In Dark humor, inside jokes made into prose, poeticly erotic, sentimental, nostalgic
Ratu

Filth dark as a moonless night embraces, sows its putrid malevolence, encases

by twaintwine 24 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 18 4:40 AM 2008. In Dark Humor
Dripping blood

by StarOfDreams23 25 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 14 1:09 AM 2008. In Abuse, Dark, Dark Humor, Pain, Personal, Anger, Depressed, Hate, Friendship
This Is Me

Whatever I do, I do it well,

by charmander13 6 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 23 12:34 AM 2008. In Dark Humor, Self
Jumping into the Abyss

I'm leaning forwards, edging closer to the edge, holding my breath,

by charmander13 36 lines, on Jun 22 9:44 PM 2008. In Personal, Life, Dark Humor, Introspection, Pain
The Hot Shot On The Gun

by Sir Love Coffin 88 lines, on May 24 1:29 PM 2008. In Lyrics, Adult, Dark, Life After Death, Dark Humor, Metal, Goth, Thoughts
Fuckin' Bitch

She always was The princess

by nightrose89 38 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 28 6:42 AM 2008. In Abuse, Dark Humor, Death, Anger, Hate, Teen issues, Other
Lost For Words

I’m a little lost in myself, What do you think?

by XChrisUnknownX 37 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 22 10:55 PM 2008. In Dark Humor
Spring Break

I.
On a bad day

by WritingWretch 54 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 11 1:57 PM 2008. In dark humor

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