Poems about comedy

• Wltm

  We both removed our roses
  From the pins in our lapels

  by Carr 38 lines, on Jan 28 4:43 PM 2008. In Comedy, Relationship
• Success!

  "There is really no such thing as failure" said the god of Happiness

  by Carr 19 lines, on Jan 28 4:37 PM 2008. In Comedy, Mythology
• The Ballad of Def Jam Jack

  "Boy, you be good now," my momma warned, "and put on your check shirt,

  by Carr 25 lines, on Jan 28 4:34 PM 2008. In Comedy, Culture, Crime
• The King & The Horse Thief

  But now that I have loved one thing, I have lost my ransom and with it everything
  And he went away and died a forelorned and lonely old ki

  by dante2112 20 lines, on Dec 28 5:58 PM 2007. In Comedy, Tragedy
• When The Wind Blows

  The cradle will rock down will come poets

  by Quiet places 13 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 22 12:18 AM 2007. In Contest, comedy
• The Adventures of Fox boy and Vampire Goth. Adventure one: Beer,beer,beer

  The Adventures of Foxboy and Vampire Goth! (yes I own this and yes some of this is based on real life,

  by PolarbearOpapatika 82 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 5 5:35 PM 2007. In Comedy, humor, super heros, more, politics
• Phone Call To A Boy

  One day, I picked up the phone to call him...

  by LadyJuliet 25 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 6 4:25 PM 2007. In Love, Comedy
• A Warrior's Limerick

  There was a young man from Sparta...

  by Unperson 4 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 21 5:09 PM 2007. In Limerick, comedy, humour
• silly little thing called love

  by e m i l y 37 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 8 9:49 PM 2007. In love, comedy, thoughts
• Pathetic

  Who knew I'd throw my life away
  For a few meaningless fucks?

  by Sergeant Awesome 33 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 2 5:03 PM 2007. In Comedy, Randomocity, Crazy Punk Song
• blah

  by valerainCobra 0 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 26 10:16 PM 2007. In comedy
• The Super Mario Brothers, MY WAY

  by Trancendance 82 lines, on Jul 26 12:42 AM 2007. In Adult, Comedy, Lyrics, SGL
• Otherworldy Omnivores

  by sheltered 16 lines, 5 comments, on Jul 25 10:24 PM 2007. In Adult, Comedy
• that pig!!

  But how / There once was a boy who really loved mud… / He had a big brother that then battered him till he

  by KitC 40 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 24 8:49 AM 2007. In comedy
• [ We ALL know how this happened: ]

  We ALL know how this happened: / Poor Bob there was dancing in his backseat to dance music / While Joe was in the driver's seat, yelling at Bob to stop / But Joe started to dance too, / Bob's dancing was contagious.

  by Fey Absinthe 40 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 11 1:55 PM 2007. In Comedy, Funny, Humor, Cars!!! WEEEE!!!
• Devils with seniority

  This jake is conspicuous. / It is worse than all the others. / The seniors will stoop lower / than the classes before them. / Make sure tha

  by Rami Saddler 20 lines, on Jun 18 12:57 PM 2007. In Comedy, Resentment
• Put Them Away

  This is a story from what happened to me at work one time. Note that I work at a convenience store my family owns.

  by Trancendance 82 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 13 6:24 PM 2007. In Humor, Comedy, Lyrics, Real Life Experience (True Story)
• Ooh! Baby's On Fire!

  Ooh.. / Baby's on fire / Blowin' up this party like a Firestone tire / Ooh.. / This girl is makin' me beg / Got the smile and the eyes and

  by ScratchedAt 58 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 4 4:13 AM 2007. In Comedy, Humor, Lyrics, Fun, Dancy-y
• Pecker Man

  I edited Penis Man and made it flow better. After trying to sing it in its previous form, this was necessary.

  by Trancendance 31 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 2 9:39 PM 2007. In Comedy, Lyrics, parody, penises
• She's a He

  Always be aware that you can pick up on a transvestite/hermaphrodite/something else that ends with -ite that I forgot the exact name of.

  by Trancendance 34 lines, 4 comments, on May 30 10:47 PM 2007. In Lyrics, Comedy
• I knew this day would come

  I knew this / would all come / back on me / like a glitch / in the matrix / i saw it / in my head / but i never / done anything / to stop it i / knew i could / but i never

  by cliff 26 lines, on May 30 7:27 PM 2007. In Comedy
• Dont Nobody Give a Fuck

  They Don’t Nobody Give a Fuck!!! / Don’t Nobody Give a Fuck!!! / Don’t Nobody Give a Fuck!!! / now just fuck that / just fuck that / just fuck that / just fuck that / Oh HELL NO / HELL NO / HELL

  by Trancendance 112 lines, 6 comments, on May 29 10:00 PM 2007. In angst, parody, lyrics, comedy
• Dead? I Think Not!

  Beyond these cemetary gates lies the happiness you never knew. / Thats what the morturary guy said when we went to buy a plot for ourselves

  by Griswold 15 lines, 6 comments, on May 28 11:10 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Contest, Creative, Comedy, Fun, Funny
• Dirty Little Secret

  You know / you'd be surprised / I have a history / that just might / SHOCK you / dig a few skeletons up / why don't you / go ahead / open up that can of worms / do whatever you think is right / but don't

  by just-an-amateur 11 lines, 1 comment, on May 20 2:02 PM 2007. In Weird, just for fun, FAKE, Other, Freewrite, comedy
• Duality. (Rip-off)

  I push the snickers into my...mouth / it's the only thing that slowly stops the tummyache / But it's made of all the things fat people love

  by King Nothing 51 lines, 9 comments, on May 17 9:37 PM 2007. In Comedy, Food
• An Ode to Dirty Pretty Poetry

  An Ode to Dirty Pretty / Oh Dirty Pretty poetry, / how I love you so. / Your odd punctuations, / and use of grammer, / and all the glitter

  by FlaviusArrianus 31 lines, 2 comments, on May 15 6:28 PM 2007. In comedy, amusement, humor, thoughts, love, weird
• Internet Boyfriend

  Met you in T4T, and I thought you were so / hypersweet, infallible. / Sure, you couldn't spell worth shit or / write a word with more than one syllable. / But then I saw that pic, and OMG, / my heart went boom / a

  by Kamikaze Jones 18 lines, 2 comments, on May 10 12:33 AM 2007. In Comedy, internet, statutory rape
• Smart

  MY DAD GAVE ME ONE DOLLAR BILL / 'CAUSE I'M HIS SMARTEST SON, / AND I SWAPPED IT FOR TWO SHINY QUARTERS / 'CAUSE TWO IS MORE THAN ONE! / /

  by immisterlonely 27 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 25 8:00 PM 2007. In COMEDY
• I Must Remember

  I MUST REMEMBER... / TURKEY ON THANKSGIVING, / PUDDING ON CHRISTMAS, / EGGS ON EASTER, / CHICKEN ON SUNDAY, / FISH ON FRIDAY, / LEFTOVERS,MONDAY. / BUT AH,ME-I'M SUCH A DUNCE. / I WENT AND ATE

  by immisterlonely 8 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 25 7:48 PM 2007. In COMEDY
• Gang Wars - Is it on like Donkey Kong?

  The little dwarven village of Potrock became the epicenter of chaos today when a gang of elves that call themselves the "Minions of Legolas

  by Deaths Caress 6 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 20 1:15 AM 2007. In Comedy, LotR, news article
• my friends said I should get a fohawk

  by american youth 21 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 19 7:48 AM 2007. In comedy
• [ mcdonalds is my favorite food ]

  by american youth 23 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 19 7:40 AM 2007. In comedy
• am I popular yet??

  i dont know what i was thinking haha
  im just tired of media saying 98 pounds is the only way to beauty and kids feeling like there not bea

  by american youth 37 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 18 7:40 AM 2007. In comedy, thought
• Theres A Boy in the Well

  A little boy is in the well
  and i dont know,

  by Dustin McMahon 43 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 25 3:14 AM 2007. In comedy
• King Fisher the Master Baiter

  Im gone fishin'
  the sign said on his shop.

  by Dustin McMahon 46 lines, on Mar 25 3:11 AM 2007. In Comedy
• Still Crazy lol red exit W.I.P

  read it or something

  by 36 lines, on Mar 19 4:06 AM 2007. In weird, crazy, comedy, explicit
• Save the... pencils

  hOw woUld You LiKe To BE A PenCil!!

  by Mikeypilk 30 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 10 6:55 AM 2007. In comedy
• this poem is by my former self , noodle E. string, downunder street poet 1963-

  this poem was written after a sesh with friends in Fremantle, circa 1980's It has always sold well on the streets of Aussie and NZ.
  I s

  by eldoon 31 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 7 10:39 PM 2007. In comedy
• STIX Stick Figure Theatre

  by Tangerine Dream 98 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 24 2:22 PM 2007. In Cartoons, Abuse, Dark, Humor, Weird, Comedy
• High Country Cattle

  by sheltered 16 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 21 6:02 PM 2007. In Comedy
• That One Day

  That one day when I went to work,
  A grand, nice day it was,

  by Diggs McGee 33 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 3 11:26 AM 2007. In comedy, funny, fast food, humor, rhyme
• The Joker

  by sheltered 16 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 28 6:51 PM 2007. In Comedy
• If only for a day...

  by Tangerine Dream 24 lines, on Jan 15 7:30 AM 2007. In Fantasy, Comedy, My weird humor, Off the cuff
• Silly Wabbit

  I've nowhere else to go
  and so I wander free

  by sheltered 27 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 1 6:28 PM 2007. In Comedy, Weird
• Peaches (Haiku chain)

  by sheltered 16 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 31 6:31 PM 2006. In Erotica, Comedy
• Wee little mousey

  Wee little mousey,
  tiny and cute,

  by sheltered 13 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 28 1:21 PM 2006. In Comedy
• if not me well then not me!!!??

  I must of been sniffing the tooth paste again...sorry...I just wanted to make you think...without thinking at all....dang it...contradictio

  by Supersman 18 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 26 10:22 AM 2006. In Comedy, Weird, Retarded
• Bicycle Seat

  I wish I was a bicycle seat
  on some sweet young girls ride

  by sheltered 16 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 19 9:28 PM 2006. In Comedy
• If i had a chinchilla(fiction)

  If I had a chinchilla we  would do crazy stuff
  Like sing to Hilary Duff for hours

  by 1998tiger 9 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 18 11:17 AM 2006. In fiction, comedy, Childrens, sillynest
• my dog

  by Sinned Alchemist 0 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 2 11:32 PM 2006. In comedy

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