Poems about Nonsense

• The Good Food Tour (of Umbleania)

  In Umbleania by the Sea
  They're giving cake away for free

  by cricketjeff 31 lines, 3 comments, 1 day ago. In Umbleania, humour, humor, nonsense
• Oh No!!!!!!

  There's a male cow in the valley
  He's a very gully bull

  by cricketjeff 22 lines, 4 comments, 1 day ago. In humour, humor, nonsense
• The Dentists

  Lets fill that tooth
  Said dentist Ruth

  by Jc91 25 lines, 1 comment, 2 days ago. In Nonsense, Funny, Humour, Random, Teeth
• On the Phone

  by Black Narcissus 32 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 26 2:26 AM. In Nonsense, Thoughts
• Arise Sir Oliver

  Oliver was born to be a brave explorer
  Without fear he leads his loves across the floor

  by cricketjeff 38 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 25 4:50 PM. In Humour, Humor, snails, daft, nonsense
• Crustaceans Gurgle in a Fine Hotel

  It was a lean, lean year for old King Lear
  it took a Herculean effort to advance him;

  by wbiro 36 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 23 2:46 AM. In Nonsense
• A busy day with Jake

  With two tin cans and a length of string there's nothing he can't do
  His troops can hear every word he says and then he's phoning you

  by cricketjeff 33 lines, 15 comments, on Oct 13 1:49 PM. In Children's, nonsense, childhood, humour, Humor
• Flipping flies

  One fly
  two fly

  by onesugar 39 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 24 7:19 PM. In Humor, Nonsense, Nature
• A Study in Cohesion

  Hoards of infant alumni flocked to the feeding ground.
  Sequestered squids in three-piece suits barked without a sound.

  by GotLilt 25 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 22 8:22 AM. In Contest, Weird, Humor, nonsense
• Tuna Bear Madness

  Crazed tuna with polar bear mated,
  Twinkie a la mode diet sated,

  by mgmc 13 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 22 7:36 AM. In Nonsense, Humor, Fantasy
• Lunch

  by Sonya-Erasmus 4 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 22 6:47 AM. In Contest, Humor, Funny, Nonsense, Creative, Rhyme
• Above the Bombom Trees

  As pious as He stood, the flumtious stew He stirred,
  His frivolous ways had not gone unnoticed,

  by Litvillucci 31 lines, on Sep 15 11:14 PM. In Silly, Nonsense, For Fun
• Read (An essay I wrote for school)

  A place no prose may enter,
  is the place of my despair.

  by Litvillucci 49 lines, on Sep 15 11:30 AM. In Personal, Silly, Humor, Nonsense
• Dougal McPodge and the WobbleBottomBird

  Dougal McPodge and the WobbleBottomBird
  

  by Twaddle 207 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 31 5:45 PM. In Humour, Nonsense, Cautionary
• The Serious Poet

  I am a serious poet,
  And I travel by train,

  by Emmanuel Cant 24 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 26 1:41 PM. In Humor, Nonsense
• Old Prof McBeal

  In Umbleania-by-the-Sea
  There's lots of archaeology

  by cricketjeff 30 lines, 12 comments, on Aug 24 4:15 PM. In Nonsense, Umbleania, Humour, Humor
• Jolly Molly wins by Golly!!!

  Molly's an amazing guesser
  Stakes a million, all on red

  by cricketjeff 27 lines, 14 comments, on Aug 18 5:17 PM. In nonsense, Humour, Humor
• Crazy Nonsense

  by Legend 66 lines, 24 comments, on Aug 17 10:16 AM. In Crazy, Weird, Nonsense
• Sing a Song of Nonsense

  Sing a song of nonsense, a pocket full of pie!
  Torch the worries in your head and wring them out to dry.

  by Enigma Man 3 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 2 11:57 AM. In Humor, Nonsense, Random
• First Contact (The Bindybandy way)

  In Bindybandy on the Sand
  The far horizon has been scanned

  by cricketjeff 59 lines, 12 comments, on Aug 1 12:50 PM. In Nonsense, Umbleania, Humour, Humor
• Nonsense

  All I see is black
  The clear glass speaks to me

  by Lyrically N Gaged 23 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 28 11:18 AM. In Nonsense, Other, Society, Thoughts, Dark, Weird
• real

  You crawl, you’re fucking sickening
  I don’t want you

  by young-cardinal 52 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 9 5:47 PM. In thoughts, weird, personal, deep, nonsense
• Celebrating in Style (The Bindybandy way)

  In Bindybandy-on-the-Sand
  A celebration feast is planned

  by cricketjeff 42 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 8 6:32 AM. In Umbleania, Humour, Humor, nonsense
• Formula One no, two, no, three, no Formula fourteen!

  In Umbleania by the Sea
  They thought they'd stage their own Grand Prix

  by cricketjeff 44 lines, 11 comments, on Jul 5 4:39 PM. In Humour, Humor, Weird, nonsense
• Oh what the hell!!!

  A girl I used to know was called Susanna
  She was born a while ago in Indiana

  by cricketjeff 40 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 29 3:25 PM. In Humour, Weird, Humor, rhyme, lots of rhyme!, nonsense
• Androgynous Constellation

  Grabbed the wrist of the jumper
  Wrist too thin to be a man's

  by Mirrorbox 36 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 27 6:28 PM. In nonsense, life, nature, thoughts, weird
• The twists and turns of history

  In Umbleania by the Sea
  They're giving cakes away for free

  by cricketjeff 37 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 25 5:10 PM. In Humour, Humor, Umbleania, nonsense
• A Storm in AP-Cup

  The lightning arcs in vast electric bloom
  where disco sunshine lights the cannons' fire...

  by Discoveria 13 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 23 8:51 PM. In Contest, Rhyme, Word Bank, Nonsense
• Muse away!

  In Bindybandy on the Sand
  A muses conference is planned.

  by cricketjeff 22 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 19 11:56 AM. In Humour, Humor, Umbleania, nonsense
• Little Hat, Why Do You Look So Blue?

  Once upon a time there was a little girl
  She had a little hat that was always perched on her little head.

  by Camera Contessa 20 lines, on Jun 17 4:17 PM. In Nonsense
• Karma for the Faint-hearted

  After the bitter taste of congratulations
  he knew his future could never be the same;

  by Seasinger 3 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 13 11:13 PM. In Contest, nonsense
• Nonsense...

  by HerIcyIronicWords.. 3 lines, on Jun 13 10:50 AM. In Other, Weird, nonsense
• Revolutionary fervour!

  In Bindybandy on the Sand
  A revolution has been planned

  by cricketjeff 30 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 10 4:51 PM. In Nonsense, Umbleania, Humour, Humor
• Fred and Louise

  Two of my friends who are both in fashion
  Secretly harboured a consuming passion

  by montez 37 lines, 19 comments, on Jun 10 2:16 AM. In nonsense
• Murky

  by Kia Tenshi 12 lines, on Jun 9 12:33 PM. In thoughts, insane, mind, symbol, metaphor, dark, interesting, nonsense
• The Democratic Kingdom of Umbleania by the Sea

  In Umbleania by the Sea
  There's now a true democracy

  by cricketjeff 28 lines, 11 comments, on May 27 3:14 PM. In Nonsense, Umbleania, Humour, Humor
• The Economic Crisis in Umbleania by the Sea

  In Umbleania by the sea
  They use the strangest currency

  by cricketjeff 36 lines, 39 comments, on May 27 5:10 AM. In Humour, Humor, nonsense
• An Odd Rhyme

  by AliceinPoetryLand 26 lines, 6 comments, on May 26 8:34 AM. In Contest, Rhyme, Nonsense
• The Levity Theory of Gravity

  Is your marriage made in China?
  Are your eyebrows a trick of the light?

  by Seasinger 29 lines, 1 comment, on May 15 5:51 AM. In Humour, Humor, Nonsense, Contest
• scatterbrain

  stop this grotesque parade,
  you chicken-eating whippersnapper or i'll

  by TheLyricsArePoetry 5 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 29 5:36 AM. In Nonsense, My Own Style
• Complete Nonsense

  Mr Crowly
  is growly

  by YoursTrulyJulie 13 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 8 8:48 PM. In Nonsense, Weird, Word bank, Humor, Contest
• The troupe of troops

  Beneath the beech, beside the beach
  We watched as dancers whirled

  by cricketjeff 47 lines, 25 comments, on Apr 4 2:48 PM. In Weird, Humour, Humor, Thoughts, nonsense, napomo
• There Are Palm Trees Exploding Everywhere

  And so I’m once again reading Dylan’s ‘Tarantula’
  and as kamakazi pilots attack a Tang landscape in

  by marc creamore 73 lines, 14 comments, on Apr 4 2:47 PM. In Humor, Nonsense, Weird
• It's More Nonsense Than Humour And I Hope I Got It RightI(Individualtean)(gold)

  by AliceinPoetryLand 21 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 4 3:49 AM. In Contest, Individualtean Form, Nonsense
• ball point pen

  this is a poem i wrote with my other poetic pals wheni was 10 years old.

  by youngpoetress 19 lines, on Apr 1 1:19 PM. In nonsense
• For Sale: A Cryptographer’s Nonce, used only once, pseudo-randomly

  A nonsense poem just to use the word Nonce
  at least once, or twice.

  by Gagiikwe 20 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 11 12:06 AM. In Nonsense
• A True Story (Nonense Rhyme)(bronze)

  by AliceinPoetryLand 47 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 4 6:47 AM. In Contest, Wordbank, Weird, Rhyme, Nonsense
• My piece of cheese(Annabel Lee parody)

  I was hungry and lost to the world below,
  To know why I left and fled ,

  by killertu 39 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 25 10:53 PM. In Parody, nonsense
• Hippo days

  Each day the hippo sips at flowers
  And flits around without a care

  by Just a poet 10 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 21 4:41 AM. In Nature, Humour, Humor, Life, nonsense
• The championship

  The Snaggleduff of Bondnecray
  Whom all of you have met before

  by cricketjeff 31 lines, 18 comments, on Feb 10 3:56 PM. In Humour, Humor, nonsense, Snagleduff

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