Poems about Limericks

• 007 Limericks: Goldfinger 2

  Two men went to play golf for one golden bar
  but Auric turned out to play way above par.

  by Stizzleswick 5 lines, on Nov 18 5:40 PM. In James Bond, Humor, Limericks
• [ There once was a cheating man ]

  by GuiltedShadow 5 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 20 1:45 PM. In Humor, Contest, limericks
• Limericks 28 to 30

  by Legend 21 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 1 10:28 AM. In limericks
• HOLY COW! by efhjr.

  HOLY COW (c) Copyright 2009 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr.
  (from ONE HUNDRED & THREE LIMERICKS EVEN YOUR CHILDREN OR MOTHER COULD READ coming SOON

  by Swtpoetryman 9 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 25 6:52 PM. In Spiritual, Children, Limericks
• Venus V Mars (~ and so it goes on...)

  by paperparadox 33 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 5 7:49 AM. In Humor, Limericks, Feminine rhyme
• Rose ~ The Pimple

  by Black Narcissus 7 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 14 4:14 AM. In Limericks
• There Once Was

  There once was a woman named Katie
  Who changed her name to Sadie

  by Katie Lazette 4 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 13 7:19 PM. In Contest, limericks
• This Girl Named Britney

  There once was a girl named Britney Spears,
  who drove her family to tears!

  by eccentrikchild 16 lines, on Apr 7 7:11 PM. In limericks
• Squeaky Clean Limericks (Honest!)

  by paperparadox 31 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 21 12:37 AM. In Humour, Limericks
• it's Wednesday and she wanted Limericks?

  ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

  by NurseChilly 8 lines, 14 comments, on May 7 1:41 AM 2008. In Love, Limericks, Life
• Triple Nonsense

  Allied allegories attacked on high,
  Flinging fundamental funnies adry.

  by Brazos 18 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 23 10:23 PM 2008. In Humor, Limericks, Alliteration
• Old Man Cass

  by ennovy 35 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 6 5:49 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor, Limericks
• I Kant Stand Hegel

  by bonoboguy 29 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 10 5:05 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor, Limericks, Philosophy
• No Contest!

  A budding young poet named Pete,
  struggled gamely with metrical feet.

  by Bad Bill 16 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 28 11:32 AM 2008. In Limericks
• The Seven Deadly Sins

  by paperparadox 65 lines, 26 comments, on Jan 28 6:32 AM 2008. In Limericks
• No Less Than Four Beaut ADULT Xmas Limericks From God's Own Country

  by Wally Weasel 32 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 22 6:57 AM 2007. In Limericks, Christmas, Adult, Australia
• Kitten

  A tiny but brave yellow kitten

  by Jornada 5 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 14 5:53 PM 2007. In Humor, Nature, Limericks
• ~ The Crash Before Christmas ~ (Limericks)

  by Recluse Writer 34 lines, 13 comments, on Dec 10 8:46 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Limericks, Mild Adult
• An Element Christened Plutonium

  An element christened Plutonium, Disinclined to engage in harmonium,

  by micol 6 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 22 2:58 PM 2007. In Science, Elements, Limericks
• A Trio of Limericks

  A FRESHMAN THOUGHT MATH A freshman thought math class a bummer;

  by micol 29 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 27 8:22 PM 2007. In Limericks
• Whiny Wizards

  There once was an elf named Kreacher / He was such a distasteful feature / He mumbled and murmered / He

  by Judo 18 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 17 10:06 PM 2007. In Dark, Weird, Humor, Love, Fantasy, My own style, Limericks
• Wild Limericks

  There once was boy who loved monkeys / Watching them play around always made him funky /

  by Judo 19 lines, on Jul 13 1:13 PM 2007. In Humor, Hope, Weird, Limericks
• Three Salutary Limericks Regarding the Perils of Sex

  by Snakehips Pete 31 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 16 7:11 AM 2007. In Adult, Limericks, Humour
• Limericks

  by Psycho Jess 25 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 13 7:51 PM 2007. In Childrens, Animals, Limericks
• A Beatle Called John

  by Zorro69 13 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 9 1:44 PM 2007. In Beatles, Limericks
• five smutty limericks

  by johnny nobody 49 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 3 6:37 PM 2007. In Limericks, Adult, Smutty dirt, Humour
• a young fag called zack

  by johnny nobody 7 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 25 2:42 PM 2007. In Humour, Gay, Adult, Limericks, Racial stereotypes
• Vincent van Gogh's medicine

  by johnny nobody 9 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 22 8:10 AM 2007. In Limericks, Adult Humour, Ears, Pills
• Buddy

  by Wally Weasel 6 lines, 19 comments, on Mar 20 6:28 AM 2007. In Limericks, Pooftahs, Adult
• Leporidaes Aspiring to Fashion

  by Ladie Lee 4 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 26 10:18 AM 2007. In Humor, Limericks, ect
• His Girl Friend Got A Lovely Surprise

  by Edna Sweetlove 5 lines, 14 comments, on Feb 26 9:34 AM 2007. In Adult, Limericks, Erotica
• Limerick: A Buck Called Sweeney and His Weeny

  by Edna Sweetlove 7 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 19 6:24 PM 2007. In Limericks, Adult, Weenies
• Limericks

  My heart will always love you
  I will always care for you

  by ruchira 15 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 25 12:49 AM 2007. In Limericks
• Limericks

  There once was a man named Locket--
  His tongue was stuck in a socket.

  by forever-hoping 10 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 23 5:47 PM 2007. In Humor, Limericks
• Sleeping Foot

  My foot has fallen asleep.
  It numbs me oh so deep.

  by ducktape 16 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 9 6:21 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor, Thoughts, My own style, Humour, Limericks
• Limerick for the Bishop Of Southwark

  by Snakehips Pete 4 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 14 6:20 PM 2006. In Adult humour, Limericks, Religion, Jesus
• The First Swallow Of Spring (My pet - 1 - Limerick)

  by Tattboy 7 lines, 15 comments, on Sep 5 7:56 AM 2006. In Adult humor, Limerick, Limericks
• Five Loonerised Spimericks (by Spedna Eetlove)

  by Edna Sweetlove 45 lines, 7 comments, on May 3 3:51 PM 2006. In Adult humour, Limericks, Spoonerisms. Parody
• Two Toilet Limericks (by NOSTRILDAMUS the Prognosticator)

  by Edna Sweetlove 26 lines, 6 comments, on May 1 7:37 AM 2006. In Adult humour, Limericks
• A Filthy Limerick: Alberta The Goat

  by Edna Sweetlove 5 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 22 10:22 AM 2006. In Adult humour, Limericks
• A Filthy Limerick: My Hamster Fred

  by Edna Sweetlove 7 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 22 10:21 AM 2006. In Adult humour, Limericks, Bestiality
• Little Miss Rafter - A New Limerick

  by Edna Sweetlove 5 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 22 5:30 AM 2006. In Adult humour, Limericks
• Three Tasteful Musical Limericks

  by Edna Sweetlove 30 lines, 17 comments, on Aug 7 12:26 PM 2005. In Adult humour, Naughty, Limericks
• Two Tasteful Limericks: Pimen the Russian and Old Farmer Giles

  by Edna Sweetlove 17 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 5 6:31 PM 2005. In Adult humour, Limericks
• A Limerick for Freedom

  Prepare to weep before you enter!

  by Edna Sweetlove 6 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 17 5:00 PM 2005. In Dark, Limericks, Politics, Humour
• The Christian Limericks

  by Edna Sweetlove 35 lines, 42 comments, on Mar 6 7:05 AM 2005. In Sad, Adult, Politics, Religion, Satire, Gay, Limericks
• The AIDS Limericks

  3 Limericks to make you weep

  by Edna Sweetlove 25 lines, 24 comments, on Feb 16 8:16 PM 2005. In Sad, Dark, Limericks, Political
• Three Vulgar Limericks

  by Edna Sweetlove 24 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 30 2:44 PM 2005. In Adult humour, Limericks, Deformities

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