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Heard of a man called Nostrovia
Who came from outer Slovenia
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Have a buddy named Stew
Likes to play his Kazoo
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I know a lady named Gloria
She studied the Queen Victoria
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Know of a lady named Kathie
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There once was an ant
Who crawled up my pant
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There once was a Bible Scholar
Who’d get hot under the collar
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I know a gent named Ken
He never has a yen
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There was a young Jew named Drew
Preparing for Bar Mitzvah put him in a stew
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There once was a dogie named Rugby
He grew a lil bit chubby
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There once was a young lady named Fate
who had more than enough on her plate,
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There once was a king in Peru,
Who liked to sit in his canoe.
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A slightly unconfident panther
Had pretensions to being a danther;
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There once was a cock couldn’t crow
Due to the fact, that his beak wouldn’t grow
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In prison they taught me to see
the errors of armed robbery.
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I was trying to give up and failing
So now to the next life I'm sailing
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I could never give up eating candy,
It makes me feel fine and dandy,
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There once was a man from Chicago
got stuck in a marriage with Margaux
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I once had a fish named bob.
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A Mongolian khan’s fav’rite food
May bring glances that can be quite skewed
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There was a violin all adored.
But a Boy Scout thought it was a bore.
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