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The bug witch is a tiny Boll Weevil Last year she caused quite an upheaval
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This guy is so pushy with a brat!
He thinks she cannot fight like a cat!
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My "buns" are behind, hers are in front She wants to concede and yet affront
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As I sit here sipping my coffee Reading the limerick "Cheeky Lee"
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There was once a lady named Summer Who was a ferocious man-eater
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He kissed his horse's ass, one fine Moun-ty Another inquired, quite surprised was he,
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There once was a boy named Juan In every basketball game he won
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A little about myself in the form of limericks...
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There was a young man from Nantucket who took quite a shine to a bucket.
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I have not written a poem For such a long time that I think
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There's a silver tin can on the table that says "diet coke" on the label.
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There once was a slimy sea creature
Who hoped for a job as a teacher
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There once was a hot randy crane who drove female love birds insane
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There was a young boy from lovely Leeds
Who was born with very special needs
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I know a lady named Nancy
She’s not plain but quite fancy
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A brazen young lady from Iver,
drove as naked as Lady Godiva,
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There once were three guys from a band,
Who like to lend others a hand,
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I was wide open door naught could close ! I was stride more than pretty please pose ! Yet life's cycle's spun ugly, bug so snug in a ruggly
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Flare the Arcphoenix
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My sister Robin is singing & bobbing
Homeschooling her children like a mother hen
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Alan is father, pianist & scholar
Researcher & planner, he’s years ahead
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Dave is a teacher who cheers from the bleachers
His students go on to great heights
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I’ve a Pastor named Kevin
He’s an angel from heaven
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