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There once was a king in Peru,
Who liked to sit in his canoe.
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A slightly unconfident panther
Had pretensions to being a danther;
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There once was a man from Chaska,
He wanted to go to Alaska.
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There once was a cock couldn’t crow
Due to the fact, that his beak wouldn’t grow
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In prison they taught me to see
the errors of armed robbery.
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I was trying to give up and failing
So now to the next life I'm sailing
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I could never give up eating candy,
It makes me feel fine and dandy,
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There once was a man from Chicago
got stuck in a marriage with Margaux
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I once had a fish named bob.
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A Mongolian khan’s fav’rite food
May bring glances that can be quite skewed
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There was a violin all adored.
But a Boy Scout thought it was a bore.
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There was a curmudgeon so senseless,
he would bludgeon, with glee, the defenseless
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Masefield, a sea-farer well read
A poet as well it was said
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When asked why he’s looking so glum,
a young man replied to his chum:
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