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The weather was windy and rainy
And she was so cross and complainy -
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there was a bird named turd
he was a nerd -
After my night on the tiles
I'm just gonna stay here a whiles. -
In Umbleania by the Sea
They're giving cake away for free -
There's a male cow in the valley
He's a very gully bull -
I am the leader of this group
And before Me all you others stoop. -
On all hallows eve little souls run the streets dressed as demons, warrior, kings and queen. This is the night where the dead can rise from
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i wish i had a mom like this....wahhhhhh. (emoitional cookie)by serenity mae 94 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 18 5:54 PM. In Humour, Family, Self, Teenage thinking, Teen issues, Dedication, Lost in thought
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Echo eco
Spew art deckoby Emmanuel Cant 45 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 18 12:56 PM. In Humanity, Humour, Happiness, Hope, Hellacious, Holiganism, Teen issues -
by Barry Hodges 46 lines, 15 comments, on Nov 18 10:40 AM. In Adult, Humour, Kentish Joy, English Holidays, Dogging, The Anus of Society
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There is no contest like the one
Which I will build to have some fun. -
This message i have wrote for you
on your special day -
by Barry Hodges 53 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 17 1:27 PM. In Adult, Humour, Erotic Terror, The Anus of Society
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by AngelBellerose 32 lines, 31 comments, on Nov 17 10:23 AM. In Noguest, My own style, Humour, Lost in thought
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I smiled when I first hit upon it
This form that is quite like a sonnet -
Your words could slit wrists, better than any eye-liner pen
and your My Chem hoodie is a coffin to burry my heart in -
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A careful clap of clashing thunder
Defies the minds of schooled scholars.by darkscorpia 12 lines, on Nov 16 5:10 PM. In Humour -
Napoleon came to an end
At the hands of a Nosy old friend -
Our PM is called Gordon Brown
He boasts a remarkable frown -
roses are red violets are blue
I think I'm falling in love with you -
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There's a dragon sat in Ealing very sad without a name
For a dragon being nameless is the source of endless shame -
The torch of sunlight flashed beams on my eyes just when, just when..... I was about to piss on my bed, of course in dreams. Oh! That's what happens to moony me who's wateraholic-- drinking whole day, whole night as it purifi
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He left me in a hell with my own thoughts
And I slept there for awhileby wildfortheswing 42 lines, on Nov 14 11:55 PM. In Thoughts, Contemporary, Love, Freewrite, Humour, Goodbyes, My life, Society -
See that tongue hanging out
No cat I know has that mouth
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Aye buddy stay a while
and tell me yer misdeeds -
a crow
flies in the sky-- -
The Limerick's best when it's naughty
Not arrogant distant and haughty -
My alarm clock rings in the morning,
5:00 o'clock it shines, -
Here Is a little daisy for you.
To help you get through all the blue.by skittlz 9 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 13 9:26 AM. In Teenage thinking, Humour, Personal., My own style -
by GuardianPhoenix7289 8 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 12 9:19 AM. In Humor, Personal, My own style, Humour
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