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This is a limerick. See if you can understand the meaning behind it.
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Sip that condensating, pepto-flavored root beer, Insidious boy,
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“You have to write a poem,” she said.
I started going through my head.
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Tantalizing perfume roamed the air
as I entered the room next to you
by Beverlynohime
53 lines, 1 comment,
on Jun 20 1:03 PM. In Love, Life, Romance, Hope, Inspirational, Humorous, Freewrite, Longing, proposal, happiness
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There was a boy from Crossbow
Who could never lick his elbow
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The air is clear and the ocean waves roll and crash. I Pulled out my metal detector and,
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I have a cat, he's really fat,
by kristeeve2006
4 lines, 1 comment,
on Apr 17 8:43 PM. In happy, humorous, playful, personal, cats, fat, skinny, Winnie, thoughts, life
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What am I doing wrong? All I'm doing is listening to a song.
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What excuse will you use?
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this might be... my greatest challenge yet! still working on it.
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Maybe tomorrow will be just as great.
But all you can do is hope, right?
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Rain Rain
Go away
Im too hot to be cold
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talk to him
-talk to him your fucking self
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Cats sleep fat and walk thin.
Cats, when they sleep, slump;
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The air is filled with such delight
Delicasy of a morsel creamy and white
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Blondie liked to party
she never wore a frown -
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by Shuberth
18 lines, 4 comments,
on Jan 5 8:30 AM 2008. In Adult, Erotica, Life, Dark, Personal, Sad, Other, Adult Humor, Wacky, Humorous, Sex
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Come my little one, we have something to say,
we got news a baby will soon be coming our way.
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by Beverlynohime
1 lines, 13 comments,
on Nov 27 5:51 PM 2007. In Beginning, funny, Life, Humorous, Thoughts, cute, Love, Weird, Humor
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by Shuberth
23 lines, 10 comments,
on Nov 5 8:05 AM 2007. In Adult, Homosexual, Lesbian, Lust, Funny, Wacky, Humorous, Personal, Life, Thoughts
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If I were the principal of my school
Than school would be cool
by Shuberth
48 lines, 1 comment,
on Nov 5 8:02 AM 2007. In Funny, School, Personal, Wacky, Humorous, Humor, Life, Imaginary, Fantasy, Principal
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I read a book
I learnt how to cook
by Shuberth
30 lines, 1 comment,
on Oct 25 8:49 AM 2007. In Funny, Wacky, Crazy, Personal, Rude, Nasty, Humor, Humorous, Other
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Oh, my goodness, look at him
six pack abs and oh, so trim
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When Grandma comes, I grab my hat;
My Grandma, you see, is a vampire bat.
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Caramel, won't you pour out please' / and 'hit my mouth' next time, / instead of making a big ole mess, / for me. / All I want is just a 'simple-bowl' / of vanilla ice-cream,and caramel treat! / So 'roll out
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D- is for daring and devilishly bold / A- is for awesome (Yeah that's right you know I am) / N- is for naughty and awfully mischievous / I- is for intelligent (Yes Yes, very true) / E- is for easy-going (I
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Thought that fun I would poke / At my wife with a practical joke / So months ago I began / An elaborate humorous plan / It would be a hilarious surprise / Definitely would open her eyes / Then much to my chagrin
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It was a warm and sunny day / as we walked to the picnic table, / shakily- I might add- / as my heart was quite unstable. / / Cute as could be we walked together / and sat down to eat our lunch, / then I lost t
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"Holy sufferin, succotash" / I need my carrot walking stick.
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Across the board lies the unsaid “king me”, Followed by a drink or two.
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Quickie:
I can’t keep my eyes on the paper,
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Thought love is a fairytale / that can't happen to me / All alone i was too pale / And i even couldn't see. / Then love came suddenly / To take me from my loneliness / I was scared and stopped finally / to
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Sweltering pots of vegan gumbo, boil and simmer, on a welcoming
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we do not like domestic beer
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Mama we're all going to hell
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I refuse to date a guy Who screws someone I hateDark, Humor
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