Poems about Humor

• Confused

  Do I look fat in this ?
  No baby

  by glenn shannon 36 lines, 25 comments, on Nov 18 4:59 PM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Thoughts
• One Banana

  One banana.
  Two coins and one banana.

  by Nisaba M. 8 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 18 4:32 PM. In Contemporary, Humor, Life, Other, Nature, Food, Tarot, Humour, Contest
• My little Katakaping

  Damian came first,
  a wonderful surprise

  by The Insane Eraser 30 lines, on Nov 18 4:31 PM. In And, Anger, Dark, Hate, Humor, If, Is, Life, Love, Or, Raving
• My Sexy Little Tootsie Pop

  Wow,
  your such a retard,

  by The Insane Eraser 29 lines, on Nov 18 4:25 PM. In Ass, Funny, Harry Potter, Hope, Humor, If, Kiss, Life, Love, My, Twilight
• Sublimation

  by PyroMom 7 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 18 4:24 PM. In Humor, Life
• mamma planted the seed to close to the flower

  i watch my world spin around me
  and all i see above me is a blue sky

  by jampex 77 lines, on Nov 18 4:16 PM. In insaine, Sad, Personal, Pain, Angst, Abuse, Nature, Love, Life, Humor, Hope, Fantasy
• Elements

  The darkness slowly consumes
  Chain's and collars hold me back,
  Gather them i must

  by The Insane Eraser 39 lines, on Nov 18 4:14 PM. In And, But, Dark, Hope, Horror, Humor, Is, Life, Love, Or, Other, Romance, The
• Green Fish

  Green fish with buck teeth
  It's goofy grin here and there

  by Seawulf 3 lines, on Nov 18 4:11 PM. In Game, Humor
• A Kid's Poem

  Running with grass beneath my feet,
  the day smells of summer, flowery and sweet.

  by KD Darcey 16 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 18 3:59 PM. In humor, nature, other
• Toilet Seat

  Telling him again and again
  Over and over

  by Kathleen a Nazarene 17 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 18 3:50 PM. In Acrostic, Humor, Life
• Morning Madness!

  She's always whining, nagging, and complaining.
  It's either too hot or it's always raining.

  by Jeremy0826 15 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 18 3:46 PM. In Contest, Hope, Life, Love, Thoughts, Humor
• Wanted...Danger!

  by Antipodi 18 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 18 3:40 PM. In Angst, Contemporary, Humor, Life, Thoughts, Weird
• Lochs and Keys

  Really was written by the light of the moon....
  

  by MizzConstrued 38 lines, 14 comments, on Nov 18 3:19 PM. In Humor, Thoughts, Weird
• the Boys Remember.

  The boys remembered
  Miss Greggs, not for

  by Terry Collett 37 lines, on Nov 18 2:43 PM. In Life, Humor, Thoughts, BOYS, TEACHER, SCHOOL.
• My Goldfish

  I love to watch the my goldfish swim
  and dart around the bowl

  by Rovingone 32 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 18 2:01 PM. In Humor
• The Whining Glass

  by CitrineSunrise 19 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 18 1:11 PM. In Humor, Rhyme, Poetic Bandits
• Quickie 200 Poets Big Points

  Quickie 200 Poets Big Points
  Out of the Box Thinkers Only!

  by mgmc 38 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 18 12:54 PM. In Humor, Contest, Weird, Other
• Oh, Brother of His!

  by joyfuljossie 5 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 18 12:04 PM. In Thoughts, Humor, Life, Contest
• She Home

  by Ray62 23 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 18 11:51 AM. In Hope, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Adult, Children, Family
• -Thanksgiving Haiku-

  My Dog lies dead now
  Now this thanksgiving we eat!

  by Krblue 3 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 18 11:28 AM. In Humor
• Machina Me

  by Cromethus 18 lines, on Nov 18 10:51 AM. In Contemporary, Humor, Thoughts, Weird
• Cold Weather News

  I like cold weather news,
  It's nice

  by Michael Dennis Rivers 12 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 18 10:23 AM. In Humor
• Secret Agent

  I am a Secret Agent man,
  my work is like no other.

  by Beret55 20 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 18 10:17 AM. In Humor
• The Detour

  by chinmay 26 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 18 9:12 AM. In Adult, Humor, Naughty
• Poignant Poem Contest.

  I plan to compete.
  

  by Billbard 25 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 18 9:10 AM. In Humor.
• Inspirational Picture Prompt Contest

  I’m really in need of uplifting poems right now. My muse turned out to be a cross-dressing, alien who sold marijuana out of a tuna boat to boy scouts named Ralph that were practicing crystal ball bowling in the nude.
  

  by penman 41 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 18 8:51 AM. In Other, Humor, Weird
• Sunflowers

  See the girls with sunflower faces,
  Pretty faces every one,

  by Dulcima 16 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 18 8:12 AM. In Thoughts, Spiritual, Fantasy, Humor
• .... Magical Moment ....

  by Riftkin 33 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 18 7:01 AM. In Sensual, Adult, Noguest, Contest, Humor
• Shyte for Brains

  by JToddUnderhill 38 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 18 6:38 AM. In Adult, Humor
• Help!!!

  Who put that there?
  That furry, wriggly thing right there

  by Storminbrenda 15 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 18 6:27 AM. In Humor, Life, Thoughts, My own style, Freewrite
• Gardeners World (Tv Program)

  They teach you how to sow it
  then how to plant it out,

  by Pattiboo 60 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 18 6:19 AM. In Nature, Humor
• Pedro The Taco

  Pedro the Taco was heavily sauced
  He spilled on the table, and so he got tossed

  by MizzConstrued 41 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 18 6:10 AM. In Humor
• Barbie

  Americas dream girl
  A role model for sure

  by BabyBeetle006 24 lines, on Nov 18 5:52 AM. In Humor, Life, Society, Thoughts
• Trust

  Trust
  the measurement between the bonds of people

  by victor nguyen604 22 lines, on Nov 18 4:31 AM. In Dark, Pain, Thoughts, Weird, Humor, Life
• Different Colours Of Snow

  Yellow snow is bad to eat,
  please don't bite it with your teeth

  by Storminbrenda 11 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 18 4:06 AM. In Humor, Life, Thoughts, Weird, My own style
• Antemortem

  I am going to visit my murderer.
  I drive too fast, thrilled with eager anticipation.

  by Nisaba M. 7 lines, on Nov 18 3:57 AM. In Thoughts, Dark, Life, Other, Society, Weird, Contemporary, Death, Humour, Humor
• There Is No Contest

  There is no contest like the one
  Which I will build to have some fun.

  by Nisaba M. 18 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 18 3:44 AM. In Contest, Humour, Humor
• I Can't shake This Snake

  This snake keeps hanging round
  Got to get Him off my back

  by Sharon Marie 36 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 19 10:51 PM. In Humor
• a requiem for you and i

  promise no more will i care of your departure
  swear next time i wont catch butterflies from a fiend
  never again will you see tears from t

  by victor nguyen604 44 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 18 12:29 AM. In Dark, Life, Love, Humor, Sad, Pain, Thoughts, Loss, Depressed, My life, Message
• I Got The Muse Going

  I got to get the muse going
  Musn't let it slip away

  by Sharon Marie 56 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 19 7:03 AM. In Humor
• My Dog Harley

  by Lonesome Dove 4 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 17 11:34 PM. In Humor, Contest, Man's Best Friend
• The Not-So Golden Arches

  Employees suffer
  

  by Teufelstamme 19 lines, on Nov 17 10:40 PM. In Humor, Hope, Thoughts, Society, Weird
• Live today like its your last

  Live today like its your last
  or you might get hit in the ass

  by Flyingbrownkid 20 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 17 10:29 PM. In Humor, Sad, Thoughts, Other
• Wallowing Revenge

  I thought my world had ended
  The day he dumped me in the mud

  by Scrunter 55 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 17 9:10 PM. In Contest, Personal, Humor, Love, Life
• I'm Not a Part of Your System

  So let's get this out in the open.
  I'm a guy. I play the flute.

  by thinkoutloud11 26 lines, on Nov 17 6:34 PM. In Angst, Humor, Life, Music
• #87 My life Alone

  by fiona8 13 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 17 6:15 PM. In Contest, Adult, Humor
• $$Lost Puppy$$

  Where did my puppy go,
  she ran away again,

  by danny143 24 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 17 5:44 PM. In contest, funny, humor
• Packet of Crisps

  I think the flippant remarks
  And the regurgitated Carry on Script

  by Congruence 28 lines, on Nov 17 5:38 PM. In Thoughts, Life, Personal, Humor
• Gordon Ramsey

  Gordon Ramsey
  Grodon Ramsey

  by Aribeth 15 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 17 5:28 PM. In Humor
• A Bedtime Poem

  Nightfall Comes! Be quick, my child
  to get ye to your place of rest!

  by G-Rizzle 21 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 17 5:20 PM. In Dark, Humor, life, children, bed, night, sad, spiritual, thoughts, weird

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