Poems about Humor

• Mysterious Under Garment

  by Savalot 15 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 5 3:29 AM. In Adult, Fantasy, Humor, Life, Love
• French drivers

  The new
  Citroen Cinquain

  by Savalot 5 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 5 3:15 AM. In Humor, Weird
• Born Ugly

  I'm born ugly and with no respect, like a damn boot
  I've accepted I can never hook up with a hole or a pole

  by kenny-streetcrazy 19 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 5 1:26 AM. In Humor, Society
• Flu Season

  I'm tired of being sick
  And I'm sick of being tired

  by Frances Nightengale 8 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 5 12:28 AM. In Personal, Humor
• Stupid, Annoying B*tch

  This is a peom about a girl I don't like. And wish she was gone. sorry Cristy, it's just the truth. :S

  by ForgottenVoice 22 lines, on Nov 5 12:11 AM. In Humor, Hatred, etc
• Holy Homonyms

  I guess all began with a big bang
  Before romance and a song bee sang

  by poetrymd 20 lines, on Nov 4 10:41 PM. In Spiritual, Humor, Contest
• Every Woman Should Own One

  by SamanthaSam 14 lines, 17 comments, on Nov 4 10:35 PM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Other, My own style, Noguest, Freewrite, Lost in thought
• Haikus

  Haikus are awesome
  but sometimes they make no sense

  by chelseacec 3 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 4 10:31 PM. In random, Other, Humor
• a Philosophical Quest In the Passenger Chair

  To say anything would be longer than the poem!

  by taylorndncar 5 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 4 9:51 PM. In Humor
• Reunion Blues

  Will I recognise you
  I don't know, I'll try

  by reveller 53 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 4 7:58 PM. In Contest, Humor, Life
• The Taste Test

  by Haiku-bless-you 27 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 4 7:45 PM. In Humor, Personal, Thoughts, Weird, Contest
• ~ * country boys and girls gettin' down on the farm * ~

  by Poetic-Theorem 33 lines, 13 comments, on Nov 4 7:17 PM. In Mild Adult, Humor, Other, Contest, Noguest, My own style
• The Best Way To Be Dumped

  Roses are red
  Violets are blue

  by Winter DnD 5 lines, on Nov 4 6:50 PM. In Humor, Pain, Love
• Yesterday brought, today brings...

  Yesterday brought roses, champagne and you,
  today brings...

  by Griswold 6 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 4 6:50 PM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Thoughts
• Fetch

  by penman 31 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 4 6:32 PM. In Adult, Other, Humor
• "This Bud's for You"

  This is the stuff that the humans are drinking--
  I'll just take a little sip is what I was thinking.

  by Back at ya 24 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 4 6:30 PM. In Humor
• Lost

  Never was good with directions
  and this day will be no exception

  by Karl Weiss - Topaz 25 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 4 6:29 PM. In Contest, Love, Life, Thoughts, Humor
• On The Old Irish Grave

  Here lies the body of Brigid O'Dell.
  She had a body you would die for and a soul to sell.

  by TrixieOne 5 lines, on Nov 4 6:20 PM. In limerick, humor, life, dark, epitaph, sad
• A Night Out on the Town

  by An Old Codger 31 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 4 5:46 PM. In Contest, Humor, Fun stuff, Funny, Adult
• Just Feeling Squirrelly

  by BuriedTreasures 24 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 4 5:40 PM. In Humor
• I Found a Pea

  A children's poem written for my nephew

  by hawkesrun2000 87 lines, on Nov 4 5:22 PM. In Humor, Lyrics, Children's
• Did This Work For Rocky?

  Well just got to hold onto my dream
  of soaring so high into the blue sky,

  by penman 27 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 4 4:57 PM. In Other, Humor
• Gittin Squirrelly

  by crowd 25 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 4 4:51 PM. In Adult, Humor
• When I see you...

  When I see you
  I have things that go through my head.

  by bunnyslasher157 15 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 4 4:39 PM. In Other, Humor, Contest
• "Boogie Man"

  by BuriedTreasures 17 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 4 4:26 PM. In Humor
• Red-Bricked Building

  Red bricks
  Come tumbling down,

  by ShotInTheDark 8 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 4 4:11 PM. In Humor, Clowns
• Sack Jack

  by Billbard 6 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 4 4:01 PM. In Humor.
• Fandemonium

  A song about freakish fandom.
  

  by C.I.M.A Punk 59 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 4 3:06 PM. In Humor, Contemporary, Society, Lyrics
• Have You Felt Like An Alien In Your Own World

  Be yourself no matter what only you knows what makes you the happiest so why let others bring you down .

  by storiesuntold 44 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 4 2:50 PM. In Love, Life, Humor
• Escalation

  By myself. Brooding a forth time, simply seeming

  by Alexander.CL 6 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 4 2:40 PM. In Humor, Life, Society
• On The Beach

  I walk barefoot in the wet sand
  Dreaming of your slobbering kisses

  by Emmanuel Cant 33 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 4 1:40 PM. In Humor, Society, Thoughts, Pain, Stupid, Emo, Ome, Teenage thinking, Depressed
• Tired of Letting Go, I'm Going to fight for What I Want

  by RebelChickadee 31 lines, on Nov 4 12:40 PM. In Thoughts, Humor, Love, Life, Hope, Angst, Angry, Anger, My life, Longing, Dark
• Birthday Photo

  We lit the candles on her cake.
  I held the camera up to take

  by Noim 14 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 4 12:10 PM. In Dark, Humor, Birthday
• Question Time

  “It’s question time,” the teacher said.
  “I’ll pass this teddy bear around.

  by Noim 59 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 4 11:54 AM. In Weird, Humor
• Jelly Bean Genesis

  At the dawn of time there was nothing.
  No light, no colour, no sound.

  by Noim 39 lines, on Nov 4 11:47 AM. In Humor, Religion, Creation, Parody
• Good Day

  I understand how valuable your time.
  Thank you for your prompt response.

  by ears2hearyou 71 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 4 11:34 AM. In Contest, Dark, Hope, Humor, Life, Humanity, Society, Spiritual, Lost love
• "Dog Day Afternoon"

  by BuriedTreasures 51 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 4 10:51 AM. In Humor
• Lament of the Furniture Makers

  The rising sun does bless my soul
  and being pious is my goal,

  by Emmanuel Cant 31 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 4 10:09 AM. In Humor, Spiritual, Pain, Silly
• The devil

  Mummy says daddy is the devil
  He has horns on his head

  by pinkrappersnake 24 lines, on Nov 4 10:02 AM. In Humor
• A conversation with myself

  I have thought of him often you know;
  Who?

  by Draig aine 35 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 4 9:09 AM. In Hope, Humor, Life, Love, Nature, Pain, Personal, Thoughts
• My Medicine Cupboard

  Oh, I’ve got a dreadful headache, I need some aspirins,
  Everything this cupboard has for pain, to spotty chins,
  

  by Lulu Gee 30 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 4 8:45 AM. In Humor, Life
• Inhuman

  He loved a human girl,
  But he lived in the dark,

  by litt lebigsweetie 30 lines, on Nov 4 7:59 AM. In Humor, Sad, Love, Dark
• Generation Y

  I have seen kids rushing across the street,
  Holding up their pants, least they fall around their feet

  by daviscth 18 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 4 7:37 AM. In Humor, Contest
• The Perfect Snack

  A roll filled with bacon is filling
  When November weather starts chilling

  by cricketjeff 14 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 4 6:50 AM. In Personal, Humour, Humor
• Death of a Gingerbread Man

  by Noim 12 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 4 5:43 AM. In Humor, Dark, Erotica
• Tetris Block

  Her stance reminds me of the first lines of
  

  by Noim 117 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 4 5:27 AM. In Humor
• What car would a Japanese poet drive?

  The brand new Toyota
  Haiku, brought from Japan to

  by Savalot 3 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 4 5:27 AM. In Humor, Weird
• Classy Cankles

  “Six hundred pounds on Prada shoes!”
  

  by Noim 160 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 4 5:20 AM. In Humor, vanity, materialism, greed, cankles
• 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 80

  There was a little girl,
  Who had a little curl,

  by Biggus 7 lines, on Nov 4 4:25 AM. In Humor
• 21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 79

  The Grand old Duke of York
  He had ten thousand men

  by Biggus 5 lines, on Nov 4 4:20 AM. In Humor

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