Poems about Humor

• It’s The Principle

  Congress took a vote
  the sun is on probation,

  by penman 39 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 6 2:54 PM. In Other, Humor
• In Ignobeotten

  In dreams I’ve sniffed out something rotten,
  From her to distant Mandalay,

  by Emmanuel Cant 55 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 6 2:40 PM. In Humor
• Forever Love

  by Brook-1 27 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 6 2:38 PM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Love, Other, My own style, Noguest
• Love is a blush, Try to remember (Still being edited :P)

  [S]parkling pebbl[e]

  by Sparkling pebble 41 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 6 2:36 PM. In Hope, Love, Life, Pain, Personal, Humor
• I Don't Like Kibbles A Bit!

  Mommy gave me lovely snacks to nibble,
  then left the room and things turned bad.

  by GotLilt 20 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 6 2:09 PM. In Contest, Humor
• Furious Feline Frustration

  You humans think you rule the world
  But son you'll see OUR flag unfurled.

  by isomuse 37 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 6 1:55 PM. In Contest, Humor, Rhyme, Picture Prompt
• Bad Pussy Cat

  Ah there’s some sneaky things going on here
  there is much more here than meets the eye

  by Karl Weiss - Topaz 36 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 6 1:55 PM. In Contest, Love, Life, Thoughts, Humor
• Fair Is Fair!

  Did her parents ever bother to check with me
  about this idea of getting their precious baby,

  by penman 27 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 6 1:52 PM. In Other, Humor
• Two Dogs

  Two dogs deposit tons of poop
  That I am privileged to scoop.

  by kirbysman 15 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 6 1:48 PM. In Humor, Personal
• A Circle of Idiots

  The setting , a bar, The blond on the make.
  And the legs of an Angel. My manhood at stake.

  by Bob Fox 16 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 6 1:19 PM. In Humor, Society
• It Dont Matter To A Redneck

  Gosh darnet if they dont leave the time alone I believe I will toss out all the clocks and say I will get there when

  by storiesuntold 31 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 6 12:28 PM. In Humor
• Days Gone By

  Leaves fall in a color show;
  the Fourth of July of November.

  by Sharon Lynn 16 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 6 11:26 AM. In Contest, Life, Humor, Personal, Thoughts
• Death Queue.

  Experience allowed to dissipate
  Amongst the deathly thoughts on ones last fate.
  

  by SimplySonnets 22 lines, on Nov 6 11:10 AM. In Dark, Humor, Life, Nature, Thoughts, Society, Death
• Your Opinion Matters....NOT!!!

  "Mirror, mirror on the wall...
  am I the most cutest grandma of all?"

  by Heavenly Angel 30 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 6 10:39 AM. In Weird, Humor, Silliness
• The Drunken Truth

  I'm on quite a trip
  & I'm so fucking high

  by Cassie fai lume 39 lines, on Nov 6 10:34 AM. In Humor, Life, Lyrics, Other, Cassie
• Your Views Don't Matter Anyway

  by PassionsPromise 79 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 6 10:28 AM. In Adult, Humor
• Heal!

  by penman 43 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 6 10:03 AM. In Other, Adult, Humor
• Little Miss "Batcat"

  I know this looks weird but I can explain.
  Little Miss Kitty can be such a pain.

  by mgmc 19 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 6 9:27 AM. In Contest, Humor
• I Didn't Do It

  by crowd 11 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 6 9:10 AM. In Humor
• The Parrot Did It

  We are as innocent as we can be
  you know you can trust our honesty,

  by penman 26 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 6 8:56 AM. In Other, Humor
• Hey Buddy

  Hey buddy
  come on over and lay down

  by Karl Weiss - Topaz 26 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 6 8:27 AM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Love, Thoughts
• Monkey Business

  by Lamp 36 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 6 7:30 AM. In Adult, Erotica, Fantasy, Hope, Humor, Life, Love, Spiritual, Weird
• Move Over Rover

  by BluesMan 15 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 6 6:48 AM. In Adult, Twisted, Humor, Weird, Noguest
• Rain Rain

  by jamesfox85 26 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 6 6:25 AM. In Personal, Pain, Other, Adult, Dark, Sad, Thoughts, Life, Love, Hope, Humor
• A Letter To Death

  by Rosefrn 17 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 6 6:08 AM. In Fantasy, Humor, Humour, Weird
• The Lost Word

  Oh no!! I dropped the dictionary
  Words spill out on the floor

  by Savalot 20 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 6 6:00 AM. In Humor, Life, Other, Thoughts
• The Vamp

  by Savalot 15 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 6 4:43 AM. In Adult, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Love, Pain, Sad
• A relaxing brew?

  A chamomile infusion
  To help stop the confusion

  by Savalot 20 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 6 3:34 AM. In Humor, Life, Personal, Thoughts
• Out on the Town

  by JToddUnderhill 58 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 6 3:25 AM. In Adult, Erotica, Dark, Humor, Longing, My life, Happiness, Abstract, Sensual
• i need it NOW

  by glenn shannon 34 lines, 24 comments, on Nov 6 3:17 AM. In Adult, Erotica, Humor, Contest
• Swinging

  by Savalot 37 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 6 2:07 AM. In Adult, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Life, Love, Society
• A Pirate's tale

  Shiver me timbers
  Lash him to the yard arm

  by Savalot 81 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 6 1:59 AM. In Humor
• Foreplay

  by Savalot 15 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 6 1:47 AM. In Adult, Humor, Love
• ~ *on-line sugary sweet poetry *~ [Triquatrain]

  by Poetic-Theorem 45 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 5 10:43 PM. In Adult, Sensual, Humor, Triquatrain, Contest, Noguest
• Blue Light Speecial

  by Billbard 3 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 5 9:00 PM. In Humor, Contest
• sudowoodo

  Oh sudowoodo how you fooled us all
  For you are truely the greatest mime of them all

  by Toma Wolf27 18 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 5 8:12 PM. In Contest, Humor
• Rednecks Thanksgiving Menu

  A rednecks thanksgiving we are ap to eat most anything everybody brings a dish and man after we eat we are worthless as a

  by storiesuntold 23 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 5 8:05 PM. In Humor
• Say No To Fast Food

  Fast food is the pits,
  so much grease,

  by danny143 21 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 5 8:05 PM. In humor, food, contest
• Self Image

  Cellulite, cellulite
  leave me alone.

  by tabi 25 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 5 7:40 PM. In Humor
• Pick It Up

  Out here in the wilderness where the air is free

  by James Holdaway 21 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 5 7:12 PM. In Contest, Humor, Nature
• No Time

  No time to shave, no time to shower
  I'm getting paid just by the hour

  by blessing 13 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 5 7:11 PM. In Humor
• Fast Food? Blah!

  by suecat 16 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 5 7:03 PM. In Contest, Humor
• I Heart Fries

  by Amazon Huntress 22 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 5 6:57 PM. In Humor, Life
• `Waiting for Basketball

  5 am game day, awaking from an angelic sleep, hop to my feet, drop to my knees. Having my daily conversation with God, giving thanks for another opportunity to uplift his kingdom through one of my passions. Bush my teeth, was

  by Desence 1 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 5 6:52 PM. In Hope, Humor, Life, Love, Other, Personal, Thoughts
• Knock Konck

  Knock, knock
  "Rack off"

  by brokenheartedchild 15 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 5 6:01 PM. In Teen issues, Teenage thinking, family, Life, Humor
• The Monster Dance

  It had a head of gigantic size
  And a pair of googly-green eyes

  by Ken J 24 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 5 5:20 PM. In Contest, Humor, Children, Limerick
• The Limerick

  The Limerick lives by its meter
  The anapaest really is sweeter

  by cricketjeff 31 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 5 4:59 PM. In Humour, Humor
• I’m Screaming From A Lite Christmas

  It’s Christmas in California’s once golden state
  where Santa Claus’s might not come on his sleigh,

  by penman 36 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 5 4:57 PM. In Other, Humor
• ~ * it’s time to loosen a tight ass bitch * ~

  by Poetic-Theorem 9 lines, 14 comments, on Nov 5 4:24 PM. In Adult, Weird, Letter to Charlie Brown, Contest, Noguest, Humor
• Only Human

  by meic 34 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 5 4:16 PM. In Contemporary, Adult, Humor, Contest

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