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Years pass spam was served in place of ham,
with home fries and eggs as a blue plate -
He’s sleeping like a baby cause he got so pissed last night
Was out there on the town all eve and really looks a sight -
So what happened the other night?
It was all like a dream out of sorts.. -
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At the village dance one week
The girls 'en masse' did the streak -
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It's a delicious delicacy in Hawaii, eaten in every way.
From a snack, salad, or a hearty meal throughout the day. -
My name is Mighty Joe Young
captured from the Jungles of Africa -
In Umbleania by the Sea
They're giving cake away for free -
I'm really not as ugly
as I look at first glance -
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I was kissing my honey,
but my nose was runny -
Oh those flash minute decisions while under the influence of cheerby storiesuntold 55 lines, 5 comments, 2 days ago. In Humor
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There's a male cow in the valley
He's a very gully bull -
Each day is up to us to see it is the best day of our life .No one can make us do anything we arent willing to do forby storiesuntold 39 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 21 1:59 PM. In Humor
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Once upon a Christmas eve
When all asleep in bed -
Dis Organ Ised Oct. 2009
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She says she lays awake at night
Her pillow too damp to rest upon -
Girl:
Mom! Dad! Come and see!by Haneen277 57 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 21 1:14 PM. In Humor, Thoughts, Family, Teen issues, Teenage thinking, Love -
Atención Mis Amigos
No Se Moleste en Mis Cosas… Por Favor! -
Paucity of Silver and Bronze too.
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Hedonism is not for me,
ain't got time for that! -
She's sexy and fine
free line in design.by SimplySonnets 41 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 21 10:34 AM. In Humor, Life, Thoughts, Inspirational, Sensual, Humanity, Pun -
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A tribute to Ogden Nash in this comical epic tale...
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This is for my best friend.
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No lover ever bought for me a rose
One single rose, to prove their love was true. -
As my life goes by...
I sit here wondering... -
It's four am
and I'm wide awake -
The Keystone State is what it's called
We wear our jeans and overalls -
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Impatient species, always wanting to cut in line,
so short lived, gone in a heartbeat..by Callisto Athena 15 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 20 10:51 PM. In Contemporary, Contest, Dark, Humor, Life, Nature, Sad -
Fi fye fo fum,
Look at you,by fallendust 18 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 20 8:42 PM. In Weird, Humor, Life, My own style, Humanity -
He says he chases tornados.
I think it's the other way around. -
You said you cheated on me,
Ha! I've been cheating on you, -
I'd like to introduce myself
In the form of a little ditty -
by fallendust 15 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 20 5:45 PM. In Adult, Weird, Lost in thought, Life, Society, Humor, Angst
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Everytime I sign on,
You pounce on me.by fallendust 20 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 20 5:37 PM. In Personal, Weird, My life, Humor, Angst, My own style, Anger, Dedication -
Vampires chasing me everywhere
Where they bite, I don't care!by sh0rtygotgamex33 10 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 20 12:52 PM. In Humor -
Cyhydedd fer sonnetby Glirastes II 21 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 20 12:51 PM. In Love, Personal, Thoughts, Humor, Cyhydedd fer sonnet
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Read the whole thing word to word, don't just skip around
There is a pretty profound message through out the whole thing.by Fibe Kill-DFW Punk- 67 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 20 11:39 AM. In Spoken Word, Humor, Life, Society
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