Poems about Funny

• Charlie

  Charlie was a wood pigeon,
  and he liked to shit Cops

  by Aspie-Sanity 13 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 19 7:06 PM. In funny, humour, charlie
• The Governor in Womens knickers

  Bet you didn't know
  That the governor of that joint

  by Aspie-Sanity 18 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 19 6:30 PM. In prison, humour, jail, funny
• Takin' It Easy

  by An Old Codger 33 lines, 22 comments, on Jul 19 3:12 AM. In Contest, Humor, Fun Stuff, Lotsa Fun, Funny, noguest
• ☻Abby☺

  Abby is quite a girl
  she's the craziest friend I have ever known

  by Skittles-Brownie 28 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 17 2:21 PM. In happy, laugh, Abby, funny, weird, crazy
• Come 'N Git It

  by An Old Codger 53 lines, 24 comments, on Jul 16 9:43 PM. In Contest, Funny, Fun Stuff, Lotsa Fun, Redneck
• Kitty Glitch

  I'd like to have a kitty cat
  who really likes to purr.

  by Miss Macabre 28 lines, 16 comments, on Jul 16 2:59 PM. In Funny
• Good Old Jeff

  by An Old Codger 44 lines, 26 comments, on Jul 16 1:28 PM. In Funny, Lotsa Fun, Humor, Dogs
• Billy Mays

  Have you ever noticed the man on TV
  …who always wears a blue shirt;

  by TimDOES 39 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 11 5:30 PM. In Celebrity, People, Funny, Humor, Personal
• I am a random sausage, mustard and bean eater lady gaga fan who imagines chocolate rivers with frogs

  mustard and sausages
  such a random start

  by natgray18 53 lines, on Jul 8 8:30 AM. In funny, random, lol
• ??

  The naked french fry theif stole my fries
  at the drive through

  by justalittlecrazy 2 lines, on Jul 7 3:07 PM. In My own style, Lost in thought, My life, Weird, Funny
• Quack

  by Phoenix Rising 8 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 5 10:10 PM. In haiku, nature, humor, funny
• Slanted Eyes and Devil's Ears

  Innocent seems the furry beast
  who plots your death by night.

  by Miss Macabre 23 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 5 9:52 PM. In Dark, Funny
• Always Let An Elephant Get It's Way

  saw this grotesque, unexpected
  wish could scrub my eyes clean of image

  by Reflectionshadow 16 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 5 5:16 PM. In funny, odd, unexpected
• Snail Dragon

  Here comes the wicked snail dragon
  with shell polished like a jewel.

  by Miss Macabre 24 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 5 10:15 AM. In Funny, Dark
• My favorite poem

  Its just really really funny

  by AllisonHughes 21 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 4 1:22 PM. In Humor, Funny
• Coke

  You're full of mixed personalities
  You also have tons of great qualities

  by twinkledarkness 27 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 1 9:41 PM. In Favorite drink, likeness, Funny
• I Don't Understand My Wife

  by An Old Codger 23 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 1 3:24 PM. In Humor, Funny, Fun Stuff, noguest
• Things to write about!

  Ideas, ideas, ideas!

  by punkprincess64 29 lines, on Jun 30 10:12 PM. In ideas, funny, thoughts, everything
• The Poogily Moogilies

  Watch out for the Poogily Moogilies!
  They're coming to get

  by Ethee 9 lines, on Jun 29 1:59 PM. In Weird, Funny, Humor
• the grass is green

  The grass is green the sky is blue,
  what the heck else is there new?

  by tinyttt1 1 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 29 1:51 PM. In funny
• Clowns

  Its about a clowns job and how fun but exausting!

  by AllisonHughes 11 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 28 7:39 PM. In Humor, Happiness, Funny
• You wanted to know!!!

  How were you born if not from your mother? I wasnt born I was hatched!
  

  by Brilliant Blonde22 18 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 28 3:57 PM. In Weird, Other, Freewrite, Funny
• Bronze...Here's Johnieeee!

  A legend of his time
  an icon of his generation

  by A floatingleaf 3 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 28 6:07 AM. In Personal, Thoughts, Creative, Funny, Humor, Imagery, Life, Lotsa fun, Memories
• Maybe Not

  Maybe I should go outside
  But then, maybe not

  by An Old Codger 46 lines, 16 comments, on Jun 26 8:26 PM. In Contest, Funny, Humor, Fun Stuff
• Mary Jane Alice

  As Mary Jane Alice walked thru the town,
  She took note to the sight and the sound

  by SomethingToLiveFor 63 lines, on Jun 25 3:48 AM. In Long, limerick, funny, silly, life
• They Could Have Made Me Scarier

  you know, they could have made me scarier
  because all the crows they laugh

  by punkprincess64 24 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 25 12:29 AM. In funny, scare crow, wimp, cute
• Unborn

  Dear Unborn Grandchild,
  

  by punkprincess64 21 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 25 12:10 AM. In funny, hope
• The Legend Of Manhole Creek

  It was a tale that was around
  everyone knew it in town

  by voodoo ink 29 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 24 9:18 PM. In funny, humor, pic-prompt
• So Sue Me (actually please dont!)

  I wanna be famous
  wanna be able to say f-u

  by X... 50 lines, on Jun 24 3:52 PM. In lyrics, society, fame, life, hope, dreams, personal, thoughts, funny, weird
• Purfeckshun

  I lookd at them thar contests
  An I thunked I wud entr

  by An Old Codger 42 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 23 11:40 PM. In Contest, Funny, Humor
• Hamsters know algebra

  Fuzzy cute munsters.
  Little itty bitty brains.

  by FireByrd 28 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 22 4:17 PM. In cute, funny, humor
• i'm your stalker

  i'm your stalker
  i know more than your wife ever will

  by blood-for-ink 35 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 21 6:46 PM. In Humor, Lyrics, My own style, Funny
• its hard to choose

  I'm a loser
  I'm a dork

  by punkprincess64 23 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 20 10:06 AM. In M&M's, funny
• M&M's with Ws?

  I had a pack of M&M's
  They looked really good

  by punkprincess64 18 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 20 9:48 AM. In M&M's, funny
• The Final Kiss Off

  by An Old Codger 45 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 19 11:11 AM. In Adult, Creative, Funny, Contest, Humor, Noguest
• For Lydia.

  Watching Ben on omegle,
  Was my fun for the day.

  by Blue Flame 27 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 18 1:04 PM. In funny, Humor
• A Day in the Life

  It’s that time again
  Another 6:00 a.m. run

  by An Old Codger 67 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 14 4:53 PM. In Contest, Children, Creative, Family, Funny, Happy, Humor
• It Happened One Night

  by voodoo ink 42 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 14 2:41 PM. In funny, humor, true-story, contest, life, personal, buzz, weird, adult
• Poptart

  All I could do was think about that poptart.

  by punkprincess64 45 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 14 12:44 PM. In weird, funny, silly, kids, bus, life, poptarts
• I'm Totally Popular.

  Besides, I'm the most popular person in the city,
  and I can do whatever I want,
  whenever I want.

  by TrueBlueWriter 33 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 14 9:24 AM. In Funny
• Killer Reports

  we have new reports coming in
  their is a serial murderer on the loss

  by slaybackc 15 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 13 9:32 PM. In contest, bird, bananas, killer, sharpies, humor, funny, news report
• Spiderman

  I could be your heroine
  and you my hero fix

  by Allyson.Lashae. 23 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 12 8:01 AM. In Funny, Humor, Thoughts, Weird, Spiderman
• do you love me ......not lol (you nasty FAG!!!!!!!!!!!)

  by lauracorry 13 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 11 11:03 PM. In Humor, funny
• No pants

  No Pants! Gonna be okay! Da-do-do
  No Pants! Lead my belt astray! Da-do-do

  by DeathuponTyne 76 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 29 11:55 PM. In Contest, Lyrics, Humor, Funny
• Prince Charming: Nothing but a lie

  Prince Charming, oh Prince Charming
  Where could you possibly be?

  by Allyson.Lashae. 19 lines, 18 comments, on Jun 10 6:45 AM. In Humor, Funny, Love, Thoughts, Life, Relationships
• Bunnah

  I'm sure you can tell by now, but I'm a bit confused
  I have no idea what is going on

  by Lament-To-Me-Love 9 lines, on Jun 8 6:09 PM. In Funny, weird, random, bunny
• Are We Havin' Fun Yet

  Damn it Buford, look what you’ve done!!
  We went over this last night

  by An Old Codger 30 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 8 2:05 PM. In Funny, Humor, Contest, Fun Stuff
• A trip to the forest

  We're magic mushies; livin' in the forests.
  We're many colours and not found in florests.

  by YoursTrulyJulie 12 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 8 2:14 AM. In Shrooms, Funny, Pic inspiration, Fun, Contest
• So I'm Over Fifty

  Okay, so I’m over fifty
  I don’t feel a day past forty five

  by An Old Codger 12 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 6 11:46 AM. In Funny, Lotsa Fun, Humor
• Oh What a Day

  What a beautiful day
  Just fishing away

  by An Old Codger 27 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 6 9:24 AM. In Lotsa Fun, Funny, Humor

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