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The Dentists

Lets fill that tooth
Said dentist Ruth

by Jc91 25 lines, 1 comment, 1 day ago. In Nonsense, Funny, Humour, Random, Teeth
A Flock of Turtles

A flock of turtles! A flock of turtles!
They might say to you

by Lovealotbear21 49 lines, 2 days ago. In Funny, Turtles, Friends
My Sexy Little Tootsie Pop

Wow,
your such a retard,

by The Insane Eraser 29 lines, 2 days ago. In Ass, Funny, Harry Potter, Hope, Humor, If, Kiss, Life, Love, My, Twilight
Your

Your scary,
your funny,

by The Insane Eraser 31 lines, 2 days ago. In Funny, Hope, Life, Love, Ookami, So, What, Ya
$$Lost Puppy$$

Where did my puppy go,
she ran away again,

by danny143 24 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 17 5:44 PM. In contest, funny, humor
Skin

Hide, coat pelt or fur
stretching here and

by Tercarro 24 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 16 5:55 PM. In Funny
Cartoon Characters Dream Too

In this world of cartoon
the characters seem to be dreaming, too

by Eviliza97 13 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 16 3:39 AM. In Humor, funny, weird, different, cartoon

Christmas story

by p12string 33 lines, on Nov 13 3:53 PM. In humor, funny, life, adult
Male prayer

by p12string 6 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 13 3:50 PM. In humor, funny, life, love
Female prayer

by p12string 22 lines, on Nov 13 3:48 PM. In humor, funny, life, adult, love, hope, fanisy.
Forshizzle

Love is an overused term.
Love is often confused with infatuation.

by IntoTheDeadSky 14 lines, on Nov 13 9:33 AM. In Comedy, Humor, Funny, Lame
Jack and Jill - The Next Day

Jack and Jill
Had enough of fetching water up the hill

by SuzieJ 25 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 13 4:32 AM. In Light, Funny
I Cannot Live Without My Stuff

by An Old Codger 33 lines, 13 comments, on Nov 12 9:41 PM. In Contest, Funny, Lotsa fun, Silly, Humor
Pot of Gold

by An Old Codger 26 lines, 23 comments, on Nov 12 1:15 AM. In Contest, Funny, Fun stuff, Humor, Picture inspired

These Are My Confessions

by CollegeQueer 51 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 9 5:13 PM. In song, ipod shuffle, funny, yummy
Callum

A- alligator because it is random just like you.
L- love because that what we are in.

by deathchamber-of-sin 6 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 9 6:51 AM. In funny, Personal, Thoughts, Humor, Love, Life
Sex

Dee: Did you ever do it?
Lily: Drugs?

by Juno101 18 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 8 4:18 PM. In Dialogue, Funny
my granny

out in the woods in the middle of the night
a guy jumped out and gave me a fright

by lil emo girl 32 lines, on Nov 8 2:27 PM. In Other, Humor, funny, random, entertaining, Weird
your wife and i...

i have a confession to make..
im the one who slept with your wife

by lil emo girl 22 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 8 1:30 PM. In Other, Weird, Life, Love, Humor, funny
One Horse Limo

by An Old Codger 20 lines, 16 comments, on Nov 8 1:41 AM. In Contest, Funny, Fun stuff, Humor, Picture inspired
Rava Dava Doo Da

I like your hair
Its nice and straight

by Ghost of Helena 22 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 7 6:53 PM. In Funny, Friends, Soul Sister

A Cat For A Hat

My Dad sat on the edge of his bed
when our cat quietly strolled in,

by Jessie Lynn 19 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 7 3:26 PM. In Funny, Children
Sad Sad Day

by whyspr 20 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 5 1:51 PM. In adult, funny, getwell
A Night Out on the Town

by An Old Codger 31 lines, 14 comments, on Nov 4 5:46 PM. In Contest, Humor, Fun stuff, Funny, Adult
Hungry Howies Pizza

a poem i wrote for my English paper i think its ok

by kenziebot1 6 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 4 7:58 AM. In Funny, Food, Pizza
The funny Monster (limerick)

This moster likes to jump,
but he has a big fat lump,

by Little Lesley 17 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 4 5:27 AM. In Children, Funny
She's a child

She thought you were wrapped,
she thought she had the upper hand,

by Mrs. Kodak 27 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 4 1:19 AM. In Love, Thoughts, Freewrite, Amused, Ex-girlfriend, boyfriend, Funny
As I Lay Me Down

by AngelBellerose 28 lines, 18 comments, on Nov 3 11:05 AM. In Noguest, Love, Humour, Fantasy, funny
Ode to Irony

Poem could not be completed due to author being a fish.

by Bryon Drach 1 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 31 5:57 AM. In Humor, Funny, Ironic, Irony, Weird
hidden numbers

theres so many ways to count to ten
one

by jampex 102 lines, on Oct 30 8:14 PM. In numbers, funny, cute, love
Oli Sykes Possessed Me

I really love you
So you should go and drop dead

by Jc91 3 lines, on Oct 29 11:20 AM. In Love, Humour, Funny, Personal, Pain, Weird, Dark, Angst
My magic number

I have a number, It is quite long
In fact my number, will go on

by Stolen memories 14 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 28 3:43 PM. In Humour, Abstract, Other, Weird, Humor, Funny, Pi
Fat Orange Cat

It was a cold and frosty night,
I was in my bed all warm and tight,

by Once Upon A WOW 23 lines, on Oct 25 4:50 AM. In Funny, Cute
Halloween Night

Halloween,
The night of scares,

by Another Stranger 12 lines, on Oct 24 4:21 PM. In Halloween, Weird, Funny
Alice in Blunderland

I posted this in response to someone's prompt. Took only a few minutes to write so if you're honest about it I won't be hurt.

by tjayrush 47 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 24 9:19 AM. In Funny, Silly, Fantasy
Strip Rummy

We played a game of strip rummy,
You dealt first and my hand was crummy;

by silver-girl 17 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 23 8:36 AM. In Humor, Contemporary, Friendship, My own style, Funny
College Asylum

Dray: Effin college bullies
Resident lesbos makin allies

by Perennial Plague 46 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 23 3:26 AM. In Freestyle, Humor, Funny, College humor
Lunch Break

Red, green, yellow stoplight blinking.
SUVs and little BMWs are crowding and

by Xymenia 23 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 23 12:05 AM. In Villanelle, Silly, Life, Funny
Dancing Legs

Dancing legs and snapping thumbs
Sway to the beat of the bongo drums

by jodygirl 9 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 22 9:44 AM. In Contest, Funny, Life, Aging
Signed, The Cat

The morning is so calm and clear
...I hope that no one sees me here!

by BrownEyedGirl575 37 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 22 8:53 AM. In Nature, Pets, Humor, Funny, Prompt, Contest
Dying a million deaths

by superbanana 35 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 21 4:53 PM. In Adult, Humor, Funny, Peter-pan, Parody, Weird, Dream
Case Closed

Locksher and Sonwat...together quite a pair
when they eliminated the impossible, the evidence was there

by A floatingleaf 8 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 20 9:39 AM. In Contest, Funny
Boom! Boom!

I am not bound
by old methods

by A floatingleaf 5 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 17 7:37 AM. In Contest, Creative, Feelings, Funny, Imagery, Thoughts
Party Boy

Pulsing music, artistic ardor,
Ambient vibrations rise up from the floor

by Manda Nemetz 66 lines, on Oct 16 10:33 PM. In Weird, Funny, Random
just something silly

by xXnotXbrokenXx 17 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 12 7:07 PM. In Adult, Other, Humor, Funny
ticks

by black-phenoqu 0 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 11 7:54 PM. In spoonerisms, funny
Bassackward

by An Old Codger 2 lines, 15 comments, on Oct 11 4:50 PM. In Contest, Fun, Funny, Silly, Humor, noguest
In the Spotlight, Under Pressure.

by xXShadowKissedXx 26 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 9 7:13 AM. In Humor, Funny
who is that dog

He's an unlucky, misfortunate, down-to-earth pup
that landed in a home where birthday suits aren't enough.

by Symphony 9 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 8 5:15 AM. In humour, dog clothes, funny
Captain Pachabel

Where I sit,
Marking English with my pen,

by Litvillucci 18 lines, on Oct 7 3:28 PM. In Funny, pachabel, canon, classical, joke, satire

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