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Crazy Kingdom (worst poem)

Story of a crazy kingdom

by Suhel 31 lines, 8 comments, 6 hours ago. In Funny, noguest
Man from the Moon (Limerick)

There once was a man called Boon

by Autumn Ginger 12 lines, 1 day ago. In Limerick, Funny, Weird, Humor
Story

by Suhel 3 lines, 3 comments, 1 day ago. In haiku, funny
Dancing in the Rain (Limerick)

There once was a donkey from Spain

by Autumn Ginger 17 lines, 3 comments, 2 days ago. In Limerick, Funny, Weird, Humor
A boy called Jimmy

look through the eyes of jimmy

by Suhel 21 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 26 1:09 PM. In Funny
You Wouldn't Believe, What I Saw

You wouldn't believe what I saw today
When I was shopping on 5 th avenue

by SheWolfNLust 24 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 25 10:00 PM. In Humor, Funny, thoughts
Streaking Santa

I think Santa lost his mind,
was last seen in New York City,

by danny143 27 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 25 9:15 PM. In contest, funny

Missed Sign

I'm a big polar bear as you can see.
Who enjoys walking through snow and usually get by easily.

by Jeremy0826 21 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 25 5:52 PM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Funny, Nature
Fred the Zombie.

by MysticGreen 5 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 23 2:59 PM. In Limerick, funny, zombie, wierd, dark, humor
Thanksgiving Day Breakfast, Cowboy Style

by crowd 25 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 22 7:56 AM. In funny
X Gf

by Suhel 24 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 22 5:22 AM. In Adult, Funny
First Date

I'm really not as ugly
as I look at first glance

by Jeremy0826 7 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 21 4:05 PM. In Contest, Humor, Life, Love, Hope, Thoughts, Funny
Hooker Boots

Well my momma was a stripper and my daddy was a crazy lune
Yeah, my momma was a stripper and my daddy was a crazy lune

by lesbian-in-love 28 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 21 10:42 AM. In Parody, Music, Funny
The Dentists

Lets fill that tooth
Said dentist Ruth

by Jc91 25 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 20 7:06 AM. In Nonsense, Funny, Humour, Random, Teeth

A Flock of Turtles

A flock of turtles! A flock of turtles!
They might say to you

by Lovealotbear21 49 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 19 11:09 AM. In Funny, Turtles, Friends
My Sexy Little Tootsie Pop

Wow,
your such a retard,

by The Insane Eraser 29 lines, on Nov 18 4:25 PM. In Ass, Funny, Harry Potter, Hope, Humor, If, Kiss, Life, Love, My, Twilight
Your

Your scary,
your funny,

by The Insane Eraser 31 lines, on Nov 18 4:22 PM. In Funny, Hope, Life, Love, Ookami, So, What, Ya
$$Lost Puppy$$

Where did my puppy go,
she ran away again,

by danny143 24 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 17 5:44 PM. In contest, funny, humor
Skin

Hide, coat pelt or fur
stretching here and

by Tercarro 24 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 16 5:55 PM. In Funny
Cartoon Characters Dream Too

In this world of cartoon
the characters seem to be dreaming, too

by Eviliza97 13 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 16 3:39 AM. In Humor, funny, weird, different, cartoon
Christmas story

by p12string 33 lines, on Nov 13 3:53 PM. In humor, funny, life, adult

Male prayer

by p12string 6 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 13 3:50 PM. In humor, funny, life, love
Female prayer

by p12string 22 lines, on Nov 13 3:48 PM. In humor, funny, life, adult, love, hope, fanisy.
Forshizzle

Love is an overused term.
Love is often confused with infatuation.

by IntoTheDeadSky 14 lines, on Nov 13 9:33 AM. In Comedy, Humor, Funny, Lame
Jack and Jill - The Next Day

Jack and Jill
Had enough of fetching water up the hill

by SuzieJ 25 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 13 4:32 AM. In Light, Funny
I Cannot Live Without My Stuff

by An Old Codger 33 lines, 29 comments, on Nov 12 9:41 PM. In Contest, Funny, Lotsa fun, Silly, Humor
Pot of Gold

by An Old Codger 26 lines, 25 comments, on Nov 12 1:15 AM. In Contest, Funny, Fun stuff, Humor, Picture inspired
These Are My Confessions

by CollegeQueer 51 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 9 5:13 PM. In song, ipod shuffle, funny, yummy
Callum

A- alligator because it is random just like you.
L- love because that what we are in.

by deathchamber-of-sin 6 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 9 6:51 AM. In funny, Personal, Thoughts, Humor, Love, Life
Sex

Dee: Did you ever do it?
Lily: Drugs?

by Juno101 18 lines, 17 comments, on Nov 8 4:18 PM. In Dialogue, Funny
my granny

out in the woods in the middle of the night
a guy jumped out and gave me a fright

by lil emo girl 32 lines, on Nov 8 2:27 PM. In Other, Humor, funny, random, entertaining, Weird
your wife and i...

i have a confession to make..
im the one who slept with your wife

by lil emo girl 22 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 8 1:30 PM. In Other, Weird, Life, Love, Humor, funny
One Horse Limo

by An Old Codger 20 lines, 17 comments, on Nov 8 1:41 AM. In Contest, Funny, Fun stuff, Humor, Picture inspired
Rava Dava Doo Da

I like your hair
Its nice and straight

by Ghost of Helena 22 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 7 6:53 PM. In Funny, Friends, Soul Sister
A Cat For A Hat

My Dad sat on the edge of his bed
when our cat quietly strolled in,

by Jessie Lynn 19 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 7 3:26 PM. In Funny, Children
Sad Sad Day

by whyspr 20 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 5 1:51 PM. In adult, funny, getwell
A Night Out on the Town

by An Old Codger 31 lines, 14 comments, on Nov 4 5:46 PM. In Contest, Humor, Fun stuff, Funny, Adult
Hungry Howies Pizza

a poem i wrote for my English paper i think its ok

by kenziebot1 6 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 4 7:58 AM. In Funny, Food, Pizza
The funny Monster (limerick)

This moster likes to jump,
but he has a big fat lump,

by Little Lesley 17 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 4 5:27 AM. In Children, Funny
She's a child

She thought you were wrapped,
she thought she had the upper hand,

by Mrs. Kodak 27 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 4 1:19 AM. In Love, Thoughts, Freewrite, Amused, Ex-girlfriend, boyfriend, Funny
As I Lay Me Down

by AngelBellerose 28 lines, 18 comments, on Nov 3 11:05 AM. In Noguest, Love, Humour, Fantasy, funny
Ode to Irony

Poem could not be completed due to author being a fish.

by Bryon Drach 1 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 31 5:57 AM. In Humor, Funny, Ironic, Irony, Weird
hidden numbers

theres so many ways to count to ten
one

by jampex 102 lines, on Oct 30 8:14 PM. In numbers, funny, cute, love
Oli Sykes Possessed Me

I really love you
So you should go and drop dead

by Jc91 3 lines, on Oct 29 11:20 AM. In Love, Humour, Funny, Personal, Pain, Weird, Dark, Angst
My magic number

I have a number, It is quite long
In fact my number, will go on

by Stolen memories 14 lines, 2 comments, on Oct 28 3:43 PM. In Humour, Abstract, Other, Weird, Humor, Funny, Pi
Fat Orange Cat

It was a cold and frosty night,
I was in my bed all warm and tight,

by Once Upon A WOW 23 lines, on Oct 25 4:50 AM. In Funny, Cute
Halloween Night

Halloween,
The night of scares,

by Another Stranger 12 lines, on Oct 24 4:21 PM. In Halloween, Weird, Funny
Alice in Blunderland

I posted this in response to someone's prompt. Took only a few minutes to write so if you're honest about it I won't be hurt.

by tjayrush 47 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 24 9:19 AM. In Funny, Silly, Fantasy
Strip Rummy

We played a game of strip rummy,
You dealt first and my hand was crummy;

by silver-girl 17 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 23 8:36 AM. In Humor, Contemporary, Friendship, My own style, Funny
College Asylum

Dray: Effin college bullies
Resident lesbos makin allies

by Perennial Plague 46 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 23 3:26 AM. In Freestyle, Humor, Funny, College humor

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