Stewie9899• Show poetry

Hey my name is Jake, but i prefer Jay, im 18, male if u can guess by the name, and i live in Australia!

I have dark brown hair almost black, dark green eyes with golden flecks through them (my fave feature) golden tanned skin, body built for agility, strength and a suprising amount of power.

i have a twin sister named Jazmine, she also has dark green eyes
1 older brother named Ben
and
1 younger brother named Max

and the only reason im on this is because Danzy007 told me to go on this lol

i can play both Acoustic and electric guitar, piano, drums, viola, violin, double bass, cello, harmonica, conga, harp, tin whistle, saxaphone and im learning the transverse flute at the moment

i enjoy reading, drawing, singing, playing music, horse riding, hiking, extreme sports, snowboarding, climbing, running, stealth tactics, scuba diving, meditation, archery, knife throwing, many styles of martial arts

ive had a few jobs

i use to teach hip hop, break and ballroom dancing
i now work for free at my cousins bar/cafe

every morning i wake up at 2am and run 12 miles, train differnet styles of martial arts each time, do some weights and than tai chi before having a shower and going back to bed lol

I love pranks i just recently won a prank war agasnt my older brother and his wife

umm lets see

im ambidextrous, for those who dont no what it means, it means i can use both hands as well as each other eg i can write with both hands

im not really afriad of much but if i had to say something id probly say those creepy clowns! lol im not scared of them but they make me slightly nervous

lol clowns are always the evil creeps in the movies!!

List of extreme sports ive tried

-base jumping
-bodyboarding and yes when u get big even waves it is an extreme sport! lol
-cliff jumping
-parkour, free running
-hangliding
-jet ski
-kitesurfing
-paragliding
-rock Climbing
-sand Kiting
-sand Boarding
-snowboarding
-skiing
-snowkiting
-surfing
-skydiving
-skysurfing
-windsurfing
-white water rafting
-wingsuit sky diving
-bungee jumping

and ive always wanted to try ice climbing but i havent gotten around to it

and yea i get around alot and ive got friends who work at these places

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People always say that you should sing like no
one's listening
You know. sing for yourself, not for others

But the funny thing is,
sometimes its better if somebody hears you.

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We are a dying breed

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.




...This one bulletin is for you...


Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...


i guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image

If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "

If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy...
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I love you just the way you are

Im sorry if I don't meet your standards
I'm sorry if I'm not a bunny
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not taned enough for you
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry if I'm weird
I'm sorry that I write about you every day
I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry if im not tall enough.
I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying
I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.
I'm sorry that im different from those other girls
I'm sorry i won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make you happy.
I'm sorry that I actually care about you
and actually call to see how you're doing.

But most of all...

I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".
If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"

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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that
halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke,
but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her
say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear
his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose— me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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