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I CARE NOT WHETHER MY AUTHOR PAGE IS TOO LONG!!!!




Some famous quotes that I enjoy:  


--Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
                                         -CHARLES SHACKLEFORD

--It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is,
 I can't  remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
                                         -GEORGE BURNS          

--I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar,
 because then,  yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.  
                                         -JACK HANDEY

--Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't
 come to  yours.
                                         -YOGI BERRA

--The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for
 him!
                                         -JACK HANDEY

--Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
                                         -PHYLLIS DILLER  

--Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into
 my own pants.
                                         -ANONYMOUS

--The only real diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out.
                                         -UNKNOWN

--It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light,
 and  certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.  
                                         -WOODY ALLEN

--Life gets better as you get older...unless you are a banana.  
                                         -CECILE JACKSON  

--Pineapples will rule the world!!  
                                         -MATT KUTCHER

--If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone
 and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
                                         -JACK HANDEY

--When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
                                         -CHARLES AUSTIN BEARD

--It is foolish to fear that which you cannot avoid.
                                         -PUBLILIUS SYRUS

--An elephant never forgets, but I forget what the elephant
 remembered.
                                         -ED (Ed, Edd, n Eddy)

--OOOOH! Her speak english real good!
                                         -DAD


Sorry to copy off you pilink...:
here is my quiz...
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Let's see you pass this...
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I have many things that describe me...

My favorite:
-Color: Dark Blue
-Music: Orchestra, Yanni, Videogame Soundtracks, (Lord of
The Rings, The Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter) Tibetan
-Food: Foreign...JAPANESE! SEA FOOD! CHINESE! (basically asian)
 I really like ramen noodles...
-Hobby: Videogames, Drawing, Reading, Writing Poetry, etc.
-TV Shows: Naruto, Teen Titans, Opus and Bill,
 Avatar, Futurama, The Simpsons.
-Videogames: Chrono Cross, FFX, FFX-2, FFVII, FF Tactics, Legend
 of Dragoon, Xenosaga, Xenosaga II, Drakengard, Kingdom Hearts,
 Arc The Lad, Shadow Hearts, Shadow Hearts II, Dark Alliance,
 Legend of Mana, Tomba, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot. (Waiting to get
 Shadow Hearts III, Kingdom Hearts II, Drakengard II, Suikoden IV,  
 Suikoden V, etc.)  
-Movies: Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat II, Save The Last Dance,
 A Walk To Remember, The Nightmare Before Christmas,
 Harry Potter I-II-III-IV, Troy, The Brothers Grim, Memoirs of a
 Geisha, The Lord Of The Rings, Peter Pan (hollywood version),
 Pocahontas, Beauty and the Beast, The Emperor's New Groove,
 Titan A.E., Cabin Boy, ANIME!!! (more, I can't think right
 now...)
-Books: Harry Potter I-II-III-IV-V-VI, Dragon Rider, Hush
 Little Baby, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The
 Chronicles of Narnia,  (I still can't think right now.)      

I hate:
-Dumb People
-When my brothers refuse to lift the toilet seat, and then flush
 when finished
-When people have horrible spelling, grammar, and punctuation in
  ANYTHING
-My middle name
-My teeth
-Mushrooms, Saur Kraut, Olives, Tomatoes, Mustard, Mayonnase,
 Pickles, Alfredo Sauce, etc.
-The smell of freshly cut grass

My friends:
~*~ Tipp (luvvy duvvy)   allpoetry.com/poet/Tipp
~*~ Ph33p (Tipp's beloved)   allpoetry.com/poet/ph33P    
~*~ Keely (beauty full)   allpoetry.com/poet/SalionShade
~*~ Amanda (funny girl)   allpoetry.com/poet/squeaks
~*~ Chuck (Amanda's  )   allpoetry.com/poet/DeadMornfulAlone
~*~ David ( ♥ )  allpoetry.com/poet/Scarlet%20Raven
~*~ Abby (My little Angel)   allpoetry.com/poet/Catalyst
~*~ Cody (Abby's lover)   allpoetry.com/poet/Shadow-Spyre
~*~ Lindi (Miss Colorful) allpoetry.com/poet/pilink
~*~ Jake (Lindi's boy)
~*~ Emily (the smart one)  
~*~ Nicky (oh my...)
~*~ Heidi (the other smart one)
~*~ Stephen (oh dear...)
~*~ Cami (sugar and spice)
~*~ Marissa (the loved one)
~*~ Lance (Keely's ninja)
~*~ Cory (another weird one)

Please tell me who I am missing....

Radical Dreamers:  ♥ Chrono Cross ♥

JAPANESE ROMAJI

Osanai de ni tsutsunda
Furueteru sono hikari wo
Koko made tadou dekita
Jikan no fuchi wo samayoi

Sagashi tsuzukete kita yo
Namae sae shiranai keredo
Tada hitotsu no omoi wo
Anata ni tewatashi takute

Toki wa ai wo itami wo
Uta kuna kitome
Keshiteku kedo watashi wa
Oboete iru zutto

Watashi no mune no oku ni
Itsu kara ka hibi ite ita
Yotsuyu no shizuku yori mo
Kasuka na sasayaki dakedo

Itetsuku hoshi no yami e
Tsumugu inori ga
Tooi anata no sora ni
Todoku youni

ENGLISH TRANSLATION

Held in young hands,
That light is shivering
I've come all this way
Wandering the edge of time

I came, searching still
Without even knowing your name, but
One little feeling
I only wanted to hand over to you

Sometimes I catch and hold
Love and pain, tightly in my arms.
It will fade away, but
I will remember it... Forever....

It has been echoing in my chest
For who knows how long...
Though it's a whisper tinier
Than a drop of the evening fog

Toward the darkness of frozen stars
A spinning prayer
May it reach your distant sky....

For: ♥ David ♥

Don't know who David is?

<--------------- = David

David = Dark and Morbid Knight In Black Armor




~*~ I am not your average cuddle buddy, if you try to cuddle
      me and don't know you...I'll bite you really hard.
~*~ Have you heard the peanut butter jelly song with the
      dancing banana?
~*~ I like chocolate pudding.
~*~ I'm Bebedora...
~*~ Twinkie head!!!!
~*~ WOW, you really CAN learn something from a dumb person...
     (don't do what they do...)
~*~ I know someone who can touch their tongue to their nose
      without using their hands!
~*~ Eating spaghetti before you go to bed is NOT a good
      idea...*sick*
~*~ No matter how many times I count the stairs, there always
      seems to be a different number...
~*~ If I were to meet a super star, I wouldn't recognize them...
~*~ People always say that the only thing you should stick in
      your ear is your elbow...don't try this at home.
~*~ Asparagus is nasty...
~*~ My dad doesn't like cornbread.
~*~ Did you know that if you put rubber bands in the fridge
      they last longer?
~*~ I think that red does NOT look good with purple...
~*~ People say that a ninja mixed with a cow equals ground beef,
      but what happens to the ninja?
~*~ If you drink a whole buncha milk at one time you'll throw up...
~*~ My friend likes mooses.
~*~ I like people who don't know what they're doing, because
      for once I feel smarter than them.
~*~ People eat macaroni and cheese because it tastes good.
~*~ I feel sorry for the people who don't like ice cream.
~*~ Sometimes in the morning I attack my alarm clock.
~*~ Whatever you do, don't smell my shoes.
~*~ I eat my hair all the time...
~*~ My butt gets numb when I sit on the schoolbus for too long...
~*~ If you lean your head against the schoolbus window it bounces...
~*~ When you mix red and blue together, does it make purple or
      violet? It could make vurple...or purlet....
~*~ I'll love you forever if you give me chocolate...especially
      if it's dark.....        
~*~ People are dumb.
~*~ I love teddy grahams.
~*~ I eat ice cream with a fork.
~*~ My old dog brought a deer leg into our house and put it on my
      brother's bed christmas morning.
~*~ This one time my brother tied a sheet to his back like a
      parachute    and jumped off the balcony to see how far he
      could go. Yeah......
~*~ My dad throws cheese into our next door neighbor's yard.
~*~ Someday I'll be a famous videogame designer. Until then
      I'm stuck trying to teach my brothers that you can't clear
      a flight of stairs in one jump and live to tell the tale...
~*~ I get real tired of fixing these dang hearts every time I
      edit my author page.
~*~ I love the word did...it sounds so cool and funny!! Hehe...did.
~*~ I loathe the way you spell the word laugh. It looks you say
      laguh.
~*~ I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!
 


I have an extreme passion for dark poetry. It reflects a side of me that I seldom show...well...after several months of certain events...I guess you could say that I show it more often now than before. I love poetry, and love to read it. However, it annoys me terribly when people don't use proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Nobody can tell what you're trying to say, and if you're trying to be literate through poetry, try again. My whole life seemed to drammatically change after I went out with my boyfriend, now the love of my life ♥. But since people get annoyed when others gush about their boyfriends, (including me) I'll stop...........................now. I also have an extreme passion for video games. I do nothing else with my spare time except play video games! (Besides the usual poetry, drawing, and writing letters/e-mail to friends and my boyfriend) The majority of the videogames that I play are RPG, with an even larger majority of the RPG's being developed by Square-Enix. (THE COOLEST RPG VIDEO GAME DEVELOPING COMPANY IN THE UNIVERSE!!!) Ahem...... I am a christian, and proud of it. (Though it may not seem like it.) I am also a very busy person...with church on sundays and wednesdays...plus National Honor Society, SADD, Yearbook, Colorguard practice, Art Club, Dungeons and Dragons, Quiz Team, and life itself...it seems like there's no time for anything else!!! Somehow I manage to pull everything off.... I owe my whole life to my dad. He manages to take care of my brothers and I all by himself and still put up with his life, his job, my brother getting into massive trouble, running my other brother to all of his sport practices, and running me around to all of my clubs, practices, and anything else I can come up with. My friends support me in anything that I do... I love you all to death!! (Please don't die...)


Great stories of my friends and I!!!

(As Keely and I stand out in the middle of the practice band field...waiting for instrutions)
- I wrap my arms around Keely's legs...
- "Awww...please don't fall me down!" -Keely
- !!!  " 'Please don't fall me down? Keely, that's almost as
  bad as saying, 'Oh look! I learned you a new trick!!'" -me


- "Nicky, come on! We're leaving." -Nicky's mom
- "Okay mom. Lemme go brush my shoes and put on my hair!" -Nicky

- "What are you talking about?? I always do my homework! ...
  Except when I don't do my homework..." -Nicky's old crush
  in class one day


- "Okay. So if we're not here when you get back...we're gone."
  -Nicky's mom


- "You can't tell me I'm drunk!!!....HICCUP!!!" -Seth


(At the batting cages)
- "Dad...I don't get it!!!" -me
- "Don't get what?" -Dad
- "Why do you PAY a machine to throw baseballs at you??"
- Looks puzzled. "What a nice country we live in." -Dad


(Band Camp)
- We discuss drugs during lunch one day.
- "What are you talking about Emily?? You don't even know
  what an   alcoholic is!!!" -Tipp
- Emily points at Tipp.
(The next day)
- *Sigh* "Everyone, if you need tips on alcoholism...just
  ask me." -Tipp
- "Okay!!!" -Emily
(Tiffany isn't really an alcoholic. Well...)


(During lunch one day at school)
- "So what letter do you choose?" -Heidi
- "You should choose 'S'." -Nicky
- "Or 'H'." -Heidi
- "But I don't want either of those!!!" -Stephen
- "What's this letter stuff for??" -me
- "Letters of sins..." -Abby
- "What about 'C' for Chocoholic??" -Lindi
- !!! "The day chocoholism becomes a sin....I shalt become
  SATAN!!!" -me


(Three-way phone call in 6th grade with Nicky's crush)
- RIIINNGGG!!!!!
- (answering machine) "Sorry, we are unable to pick up
  the phone. Please leave a message after the beep."
  BEEP -operator
- CLICK
-  "Tiffany? TIFFANY!! I think we're on the answering
  machine!!!" -Nicky
- ...
- "Tiffany? Tiffany????" -Nicky
- "Um...hey this is Nicky, I guess you're not home so
  I'll talk to you later okay? Bye." -Nicky


(As Mr. Howdyshell tells us how to use a calculator in
Algebra 2...)
- "Nicky! What are you DOING???" -me
- "I dunno..." -Nicky
- Long and awkward moment of silence.
- "Mr. Calculator...How do you do this???" -Nicky
(At another point in time she called him Mr. Howdydoody...)


(Just for Tiffany)
- M R Ducks.
- No M Not.
- O S M R, See M Wangs?
- L I B, M R Ducks.
(By: Dad)


(In aerobics, my freshman year)
- "AUDRA!!!" -Nicky
- "What now??" -me
- "I can't find my LEGS!!!" -Nicky
- "What on earth?" -me
- "No! No! That's not what I meant to say!" -Nicky
- "Then what DID you mean to say?" -me
- "I can't FEEL my legs!" - Nicky


(Convo between David, Ph33p and I on msn)

*Ph33p says:
so whats going down with everyone?

Star-Stealing Girl says:
now i feel REALLY horrible

Star-Stealing Girl says:
*heart goes kablam

Ph33P says:
noo....feel good..be happy.......do do do....*rest of song*

Silver Bobblewargh says:
its a nice gesture, but you really need that heart to live...

Silver Bobblewargh says:
lol i love you pheep

Star-Stealing Girl says:
haha....just when someone needs cheering up...

Ph33P says:
i love u 2 david

Silver Bobblewargh says:
you two are people that manage to cheer me up no matter how *bleep* i feel...

Ph33P says:
dont wry....ms.audra all will be well for cow's moo and sheeps bleet and goats woof and chicken's oink and people all around the world think of ways to turn food to poo.....

Ph33P says:
^my theory on everthing^

Silver Bobblewargh says:
lol... rofl...........................*


(In Latin)
- Mr. Chennels does the semi-splits to write lower on the chalkboard.
- "Uh, Mr. Chennels, your pants are going to rip." -Student
- "Oh be quiet! My pants are NOT going to rip!" -Mr. Chennels
- Burst of laughter from class.
- "Yeah, Mr. Chennels...you missed a few belt loops on your pants,
  and It's driving me crazy." -David
- "I did? Well...I did. Dad-blasted!...Well, while we're at it...
  I put on mismatching socks." -Mr.Chennels
- Holds up pant legs to show class, and turns back to the board.
- "Uh, Mr. Chennels, one of your buttons is missing." -Student


(In Chemistry)
- "Last night my dad and I had a candy fight while I was on the
  phone David, to try and see who could throw candy harder at
  each other." -me
- "Really?" -Nicky
- "Yeah. He hit me right between the eyes with a pack of smarties,
  so I threw a whopper at him."
- "You threw a Burger King sandwhich at him?!" -Alicia


(In Chemistry)
- I toss a piece of gum to Nicky w/o asking her if she wants one.
- "Wow! It's kinda like throwing a dog to a bone!"
(Joey's impression of it...)
- "Here bone! Go get 'em!" -Joey


(In the mall with my dad)
- We are looking madly for some dress clothes for my dad.
- "SEE?? TOLD YOU! We should've gone to JC Penny!" -me
- "You're stupid!" -Dad
- "Huh? No I'm not!!!" -me
- "Yes you are!" -Dad
- We both march up to the checkout counter.
- "I am NOT stupid!" -me
- He holds up a JC Penny catalog for a one-day-sale.
- "..."
- "You're stupid." -Dad
- "No I'm NOT!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE IN SEARS!!!" -me


(In the laundromat during the time when my washer blew up)
- I had A LOT of laundry to do
- "Dad, I can't tell whether this is dry or not." -me
- "When in doubt, it's wet." -Dad
- About 15 mins later...
- "Dad, I still can't tell wheter it's dry." -me
- (At this point my dad was getting annoyed)
- "When in doubt, it's dry! Now let's go!!" -Dad


The Great Wendy's Story
(At the first ever Wendy's during a trip to the art museam with our art class)
- "So do you wanna get a frosty?" -me
- "I don't have enough money." -Nicky
- "Well, I could pay now and you could give me half later, that
 way we could split one."
- "Okay."
- I order a taco salad, she orders a double cheeseburger.
 We sit down.
- "Burp!" -me
- "Hey!! That's rude! Cut it out!" -Nicky
- "Wha-? Who are YOU to tell me my manners?!" -me
- *laugh
- Few moments later
- "NICKY!!!!" -me
- "Huh?" -Nicky with a mouthful of frosty
- "Look at that! Look at my frosty! It's almost completely
 gone!! I haven't even had a sip yet!" -me
- "You haven't?" -Nicky
- "NO!" -me
- "Oh...well then...there you go." -Nicky
- Few moments later
- "Do you wanna try my salad?" -Me
- "Nah." -Nicky
- "Okay." -me
- A few moments later I look down at my salad and there is
 a fork in it. It's not my fork, so I look up. Nicky shoves
 a bite full of salad into her mouth very quickly.
- "Nicky! My goodness, and you were trying to teach me MY manners!" -me
- "Well I decided to take you up on your offer..." -Nicky
- "..." -me
- Few moments later
- "Do you want some of these taco chips? I think I'm getting full." -me
- "Sure." -Nicky
- Few moments later
- I look down at my salad, which didn't seem to be there anymore.
 Nicky had taken forkfulls of it and piled them onto the chips.
- "NIKCY!! Where's my salad?" -me
- "..." -Nicky with a mouthful of chip
- "Well, you said you were full..." -Nicky
- "THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN TAKE MY FOOD!!!" -me
- "Oops..." -Nicky
- Few moments later
- "Burp!" -Nicky
- I cast her a very evil looking glare
- "What??" -Nicky
- "YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! HOW DARE YOU BURP AND TELL ME NOT TO!!!" -me
- *laugh
- At this point all of my food has dissapeared. Nicky has devoured
 it ALL
- "You wanna know what I don't understand??" -me
- "What?" -Nicky
- "How you can eat your DOUBLE cheeseburger, your frenchfries,
 drink your biggie size pepsi, eat MY salad, MY chips,
 drink almost ALL of the frosty, and still want more!!!" -me
- "But I'm hungry!!!" -Nicky
- *laugh
- I take a sip of what's left of the frosty and set it down.
 Nicky stares at it.
- "Hey, are you gonna finish that?" -Nicky
- I glare at her
- "YES I'M GOING TO FINISH THAAAT!!!" -me
- I finish the frosty and we both get up to throw "our" trash
 away. We then decide that we should use the restroom b/f
 everyone leaves. In the restroom Nicky causes a ruckus.
 She can't figure out how to use the soap despenser, and
 everything else seems to get us laughing so hard that we don't
 know how to get the door open. When we finally get out, everyone
 has left.
- "Uh, Nicky. Where'd everybody go?" -me
- "OH NO!!!" -Nicky
- We both make a wild dash for the front door. Upon doing so,
 Nicky crashes into the door so hard that it flings open and
 she falls out onto the sidewalk below. As I laugh at her and
 help her up, we both look over to see our whole art class
 staring at us.
- "Come on guys! It's time to go!" -Mrs. Kirk-Ankrum
- "We're sorry! We had TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!" -Nicky shouts
 to the whole class.
- On the way home Nicky gives me 40 cents for the extra-large
 frosty that she entirely ate on her own.


(Tipp, Ph33p, David and I had just seen the fourth Harry Potter and were on our way home. Tipp had already been dropped off at her house.)
- David pulls into Coop's Corner to get some gas.
- Ph33p dissapears into the pizza shop.
- "Do you wanna come in?" -David as he presses his face against
 the window
- I shake my head no.
- "You sure? Ph33p is buying a pizza." -David
- I shake my head yes.
- "Okay..." -David
- I wait in the car for 5-10 mins. They come out laughing.
 It turns out that instead of Pheep buying a pizza, he bought
 a package of frozen bacon and two yoohoos. This was hilarious!
 We go to David's house, and Pheep planned to give it to David's
 mother as a present....


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