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SloanzeeShow poetry

i know some of my poems are freaky, but hey i was created by aliens so what do expect???

gay people are cool if you have something against it, you can lick/blow me.

Drag Queens, feel free to express yourself, screw president bush.

Don't be ashamed of masturbating, 78% of women do it, 92% of men do it.

don't offer drugs to anyone under 13

Give it to me baby.....u-hu u-hu- Offspring

would anyone care to donate any money to my sex-change fund?

If you have a thing for dead people or animals, don't worry we all occasionaly get wierd fantasys.

I might be freaky, but guess what?   IM A VIRGIN

OUr eyes are place in front, because its more important to look ahead than behind. (some random quote by some random person)

Blame Canada!!!! Blame Canada!!!!-  South Park
No offense, i don't have anything against canada, to tell you the true i
"don't want to be an american idiot"- greenday

"oh no!, please mr. killer don't kill me....."- scary movie

if you don't like me or my poems i dont care....

  • Last seen on Jun 16 12:00 PM 2006. Member since July 7, 2005.
  • I'm a aventurine thought poet for 55 comments.
  • My mood is , and quote is "Masturbate every chance you get".
  • I am a 15 year old girl (us)
  • I have 55 comments, 16 poems

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  • sloanzee on July 11, 2005
    i'll be sure to do that.... i have to admit, although masturbation is fun...i have problems trying to concentrate, my dead grandma will pop in my head, or i'll start talking to myself, i even start to fall asleep, got any advise for me????
  • tiemeup on July 9, 2005
    hey, just been reading some of your work and i think your the first person on here who's work i actually really enjoy. Keep it up - write more poems about masturbation!!
  • sloanzee on July 8, 2005
    chels- you can't insult me because we have alot in common. don't hate me cause you ain't me.
  • sagacious demise on July 7, 2005
    Your a weird-ass whore!!!!

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