*quotes by people i know*
"if i told you then i would ruin the whole thing about not being able to tell you" -me
"if god knew what you were saying he would probablly drop his towel...whoa just got mental images of gods schlong!" -chris
"WHAT WOMAN!"- ryan (when i poke him...hehe fun!)
"i know i cant dance...im white, and it shows." -danny (haha ur weird)
"if it was you me and dupree there would be some sort of harness involved." -Zach (my friendly neighborhood personman)
"maybe i need to be sent to some sort
of institution, or maybe the world is an institution
and we are all crazy but what do you do with the people
in a worldwide institution that need to be
institunialized...hmmm.... chew on that while i chew
on this *yum cheese!*" -me
"im sorry i did not call, but david hasselhoff wanted to take a shower, and you know you dont hassel the hoff." -billy (he likes germans....)
"No i can not let you sing, because if you start singing god will smite me." -josh
"every gal and doll i do, are never ever as cute as you." -travis
"if im the devils daughter and your the devils son...that must mean we are incest...oh no we are going to hell...oh wait" -anna
"you see that fat lady, you distract her and i will relieve her of her cheerios." - tim (when we were at the grocery store hunting fat people.)
"you are not responsible enough to have a child...but you can have a turtle." -Zach when billy said he wanted to adopt kids when he got older (by the way the turtles name is gingy...no wonder he wont let billy have kids, he wouldnt be able to give them names.)
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*gravestone quotes by people i dont know*
Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!
Truth and History.
21 Men.
The Boy Bandit King --
He Died As He Lived.
William H. Bonney "Billy the Kid"
I had A Lover's Quarrel With The World
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- I'm a carnelian hope poet for 146 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.".
- I am a girl (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm a proffesional air guitarist.
- Visit my homepage at dont have one
- I have 146 comments, 1 contest, 1 column, 64 poems
My Poetry
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i tell you all this crap / guess im just force feeding myself / with my own hopeful lies / im so tired of your crap / i dont even know why / i still make myself do this / everytime i crawl back / and you break m
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i sit here in my heartache
waiting on some wonderful boy
save me from my own ways26 lines, 1 comment, December 9, 2006
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Of the FreakVariety on September 3, 2006Hey Skye =] How are you? Haven't talked to you since Friday, and so yeah. lol. Welp >.> I'll ttyl.
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Of the FreakVariety on August 2, 2006^-^ Hahahahh. I love this. The quotes are really funny and the questions are really thought striking and also funny. AND OF COURSE I'M SUPER GLAD YOU'RE BACK. Like right now, I'm talking to you on AIM, and only you..now just think, if you were still in Cali I'd be bored dead. Thank you ^-^
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Of the FreakVariety on July 28, 2006Hey there. It's Jessie. Changed my name as you can see. Still have no minutes. When I get some I'll text you. Later.
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Megz LoserFace on July 10, 2006hello there... how are you? i hope ur just great! lol jus checkin up on ya lol
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