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Shiftyweasel




"Now you've been swell to go around
and bring me every single brain in town;
but with all these brains I can't help but think
that there isn't one left out there to drink.

Now, fess up, boy! C'mon, heck!
Is there someone that you're tryin' to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end, and
I promise I'll be your bestest friend."

- Voltaire, "Brains!"






My Poetry

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My Stories

  • It had been a series of what she called "in-between days" - cold, humid, and sunless, and yet, without rain. These days distracted her. It wasn't just the cold; it was also the
    260 lines, June 17, 2005. In <200 lines, Horror, Humor, Other
  • He had been chasing the groundbeast for several nights now. He could hear the scuffling in the walls and caught the scent drifting, almost pensively from the cracks and corners
    626 lines, 1 comment, December 20, 2004. In <200 lines, Other
  • 622 lines, 1 comment, December 19, 2004. In <200 lines, Other

Guest Book

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  • Rikkusaki on November 13, 2005
    Although I have not taken the time to read each and every one of your works, I was fascinated yet silenced by your use of colour-names in your titles, but also that most of your titles are not capitalized. I will be sure to check again later.
  • La.La.Lia on July 18, 2005
    yay for cari
    'i have a bologna in my pants'
    heh. that was fun

    love,
    libbi/julia
  • shiftyweasel on June 18, 2005
    pff. no. kill them all. : P ; )
  • Cyanide Milkshake on June 18, 2005
    Damn straight you should kill all the ignorant people. Though i suppose it depends what they're ignorant of?

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