Shadow of the void• Show poetry

Name:Count Duo E. Monic
Titles: the night lord king of bats, seer of the unseeing eye, shadow of the void, verxo the destroyer, the night terror, the hellfire elemental.
Hair Colour: Black w/ blood red strip over right eye
Eye colour: normal, green; mad, Blood red, w/ slit like irises
Race:Vampire(was human),???
Age:300+ and that is all you get.
Family:brother gale
Class:soul reaver (don't believe? try me and see.)
Weapon:Scythe, claws, bow and arrow
Powers:magic, blood arts, shadow arts, ninjutsu, vampiric abilities, soul eater powers, rune casting, necromancy, alchemy, hellfire, hellfire arts, fire arts.
Weakness:vampire weakness(except sunlight and water), silver, light magic.

I do not know what to say about my self? i am as old as dirt, i have watched kingdoms rise and fall. i am at the moment on the bad side of the vampire elders.(it has to do with an lycan, to much wine, and no condoms.) but other then that i am pretty normal. "normal yea right"
i have not ,unlike most vampires my age, made an army of mind controlled slaves to sever my. they just get in the way. what i am looking for someone who would whach my back for me. and an apprentice to carry on my work. and what is that you ask, well you'll have to be my apprentice to learn that.
my wife and son died the same night i was truned. i cant remember if i killed them or not. my other son, he is why the elders are so mad at me. and at the moment he is with his mothers pack, somewere in france.(if only i could find him.) and then theirs my brother, at about the same time asd i was turned into a vampire he became a lycan, this has made it very hard to gain the trust of the elders, but he was of untold help in the Kinslayer wars, togather we killed hundreds, if not more, of our foes in one day of fighting. and i dare say with out him, me and my unit may not of been abile to hold the front lines for as long as we did. you have never been scared intill you've seen twenty mad as hell werewolves rip into a line of two hundred vampire and human troups. it is hell on earth, they never stoud a cance. we did not lose one vampire, or lycan that day. but thats not the point.
and as a side note it seems that sunlight and water(holy or not) has no effect on me at all.
and for all the hunters that might be reading this, if you thanke that you have what it takes come and get some.
i don't make it a habit to go killing mortals anymore then i have to. but for you i will make an exception. what gives you the right to kill me or my kind. ok some of us should die, but leave the innocents out of this.

check this link it cool=3
http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?vexo
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Name: Zato-1

Occupation: Mech Pilot

Age: 35

Mech ST#: MG-ray CV2

Mech Name: Jormungandr

Mech Weapons: 64x micro missiles(1280 missiles max ammo), 32x LRM(640 missiles max ammo),16x SRM(320 missiles max ammo),8x nanite torpedos (max ammo 160),2x super-heavy 12 barrel rotary assault canon(250mm explosive ammo, 1000 max ammo),1x heavy assault beam canon,2x 120 mm revolving three barrel auto cannons(3000 rounds max ammo),8x gun pods(250 rounds of ammo each),8x beam pods(enough power for 80 shots),8x SRM pods(50 missiles each),8x LRM pods(25 missiles each),4x beam lance pods(flying beam swords),4x sniper pods(60mm 40 max ammo),4x scatter laser pods(beam shot guns 12 ammo max),2x heavy radiation canon pod (4 shots max),2x mass driver pod (2 ammo max),2x heavy sniper canon pods (250mm 6 max ammo),2x Kojima canon pods(charge time 120 sec, 1 shot each),6x heat treated carbon alloy blades(2 forward facing And 1 rear facing on each foot),2x Kojima rifles(charge tine 60 sec, 6 shots each), 6x chain guns(50 cal. 3000 rounds max ammo),2x heavy howitzers(666 mm anti-drop ship cannons. 6 shot max ammo, 4x T3 Trebuchet class heavy artillery canons (44 max ammo),6x anti-missile light beam guns(shots down incoming missiles. can stop 60 incoming missiles each), 4x long range cruse missiles (mainly use ageist fixed targets, has a long lock on time but can lock on normally. 8 max ammo),1x high explosive self targeted missile(fly-by-wire. 3 max ammo),6x multi-warhead nuclear ICBMs(6 max ammo), 1x Solomon Cannon(custom 1500 cal. anti-mech rail sniper with ungodly range and power, but a bloody slow reload rate((about 120 seconds after each shot.)), one shot clip, 6 max ammo), 1x large missile pod.(like a small one but fires off 666 micro missiles.1 max ammo),4x smoke missiles.(20 max ammo),2x long range optical flare missiles(10 max ammo),2x heavy class beam swords(beam length 60 foot),1x prototype warlock class phase cannon.(one shot. powers mech completely down after use. fires off a massive phase pulse that can take out a 10 mile radius sphere), 1x optical, thermal and radar cloaking, 1x sound minimize. 1x camo netting dispenser, 1x mass effect EMP generator, 1x full spectrum shielding unit, 1x external radio transmitter, 1x anti-beam field generator, 1x chaff dispenser, 1x kinetic graviton convert field generator, 1x internal beam reflector disperser pod, 1x cyber Brian pilot-to-mech uplink, 1x assult ship class heavy sheild generator backpack,1x internal light sheild generator.

Personality: not nice. loves to fight and lives for war.

Hair: long black

Eyes: dull gray

Height: 6'1"

Nationality: Raised on the Colony midgard.

Bio: a merc. looking for work. is not as human as he seems he is a cyborg. most of his bones and internal organs are nolonger organic. has a derct up like into most computer sytems and the internet. along with his mech.
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In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?""How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher."Forty." she replies. "Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?" "Well, dear, how old is your sister?" The little girl answers, "Nineteen." "Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?" "How old are you, dear?" The little girl answers, "I'm seven years old." "No, dear, you can't get pregnant..." Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about...
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Silent rifle 'cross my chest
When duty called I did my best
When I'm buried in the ground
Place my rifle barrel down
Helmet high upon the stock
Chamber empty, pin decocked
Weld up the reciever, take the bolt away
never will it be used on you one day
Take my ammo, my rations saved
But leave my rifle upon my grave.

Praise the fallen, Semper Fi
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Good friends come and bail you out of jail while true friends are sitting beside you saying "that was fun"
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Humans did not create war....WE PERFECTED IT!
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when i die show no pity
send my soul to the juggalo city
dig my grave six feet deep
put two matches by my feet
put two hachets on my chest
then tell my homies i did my best

JUGGAlOS AND JUGGAlETTS REPOST
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to every guy...We are a dying breed

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...


Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...


i guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image

If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "

If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy...
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*A true hero

A real hero is dirty
His cape encrusted with blood
he is mean and looks evil
But he will do everything to deny he is a hero
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my fav. QUOTES:
1. Friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly women.
2. Scientists say one out of every four people is crazy. Check three friends, if they're alright you are it.
3. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
4. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
5. This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
6. Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy
7. I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
8. I may not agree with what you say, but I'll fight to the death for your right to die in a fire of suspicious origin
9. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.
10. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
11. The more you complain, the longer god makes you live
12. What part of "Thou Shalt Not...." didn't you understand? -God
13. Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. - Sam Levenson
14. (fav)Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.-Robin Williams
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Abortion is Wrong!!

Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of
your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your
heart beat is my favorite lullaby.



Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could
definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home
though. It is so nice and warm in here.



Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes you happy. I always want
you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad
too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.



Month Four

Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a
lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my
fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it
too.



Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a
baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?



Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it?
It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No .
. .



Month Seven

Mommy, I'm not okay. I'm dead, how could you be so mean? Why didn't you want me Mommy?



Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. Take this and if you have a heart, place this on your page.

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.+.I’m not a bitch . . . I just like being rude.+.
.+.I'm not a sinner . . .I just cant do anything right.+.
.+.I'm not depressed . . I'm just always sad.+.
.+.I'm not crying . . .My eyes are just full of tears.+.
.+.I’m not living . . .I just keep breathing.+.
.+.I'm not a thief . . .I just take what I need.+.
.+.I'm not a slut . . .I just embrace my sexuality.+.
.+.I'm not stupid . . .I just don’t get it.+.
.+.I’m not trying . . .I’ve already given up.+.
.+.I'm not weird . . . I'm just different.+.
.+.I'm not a rebel . . .I just don’t take orders.+.
.+.I'm not worthless . . .I just don’t know my value.+.
.+.I'm not a believer . . .I’ve already lost hope.+.
.+.I'm not a fuck up . . .I just make mistakes.+.
.+.I'm not beautiful . . .Its only skin deep.+.
.+.I'm not emotional . . .I just have a lot of feelings.+.
.+.I'm not a cutter . . .I just found a way to get rid of pain.+.
.+.I'm not immature . . .I'm just growing up.+.
.+.I'm not a quitter . . .I just stop and re-think.+.
.+.I'm not laughing . . .I need to smile first.+.
.+.I'm not impulsive . . .I just act before I think.+.
.+.I'm not obsessed . . .I'm just in love.+.
.+.I'm not perfect . . .I don’t want to be.+.
.+.I'm not ignoring . . .I just choose not to listen.+.
.+.I'm not a gossip . . .I have my own life.+.
.+.I'm not pessimistic . . .I just don’t get my hopes up.+.
.+.I'm not impatient . . .I just don’t like to wait.+.
.+.I'm not happy . . .I do have sparks of joy.+.
.+.I'm not tough . . .I just don’t take shit.+.
.+.I'm not clingy . . .I just wanna be held.+.
.+.I'm not opinionated . . .I just voice what I think.+.
.+.I'm not questioning . . .I just have my doubts.+.
.+.I'm not hiding . . .I just want to disappear.+.

98% of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol.
Put this on your profile if you like toast

92% of the teen population would be dead if 50 Cent said it wasnt cool to breathe anymore.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing their ass off.

98% of teenagers are currently bringing SEXY BACK.
Put this in your profile if you are one of the 2% that sexy never left

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╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
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╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ or support emos
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I love you just the way you are"

I'm sorry if I don't meet your standards
I'm sorry if I'm not a
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for you
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry if I'm weird
I'm sorry that I write about you every day
I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry if I'm not tall enough.
I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying
I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.
I'm sorry that I'm different from those other girls
I'm sorry i won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make you happy.
I'm sorry that I actually care about you and actually call to see how you're doing.

But most of all...

I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".
If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"

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80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU".
20% actually mean it.
If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your
profile.
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Ms.Misery.SouthernSecrets15. ChristinaXCuriosity, SecretButterfly, XxxSuicidal-lovexxX, Property.of.Jesus, Yourhateful. WhoAmIToday, bleedingheart91, Guardian of Shadows, shadow of the void
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~Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape.
~When life gives you lemons you SUPPOSED to make lemonade, BUT it's more fun to throw them at people
~LAlalallalALLALalalalLALALALLalala (Life's Greatest Lesson)
~The world does not revolve around me. Its the whole freakin universe that revolves around me.
~DO NOT put the hose of the vacuum cleaner in your mouth. You may think itll be funny. Its not. It hurts. Trust me.
~The harder you try to fit in the more you probably will, BUT you're also selling your soul to the evil aliens that are watching the earth every moment of every day (No, Im not paranoid, its a fact)
~Weird is good!
~There is no 'I' in team; but there is a 'me'.
~Love makes the world go around, but Im pretty sure money has something to do with it too.
~Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Unless, of course, they did unto you first. Now you totally have to open a can of 'unto' on them.
~Anybody whos says you have only yourself to blame just isnt good at blaming other people.
~Popular people have problems too, theyre just better at hiding them or they are really clones...or robots
~Emo's have feelings too. Get it? Emo=Emotional. So be nice! Im nice and I have many emo friends, see the connection?
~I thought I liked this guy once, but I was wrong. He was stupid....What? Was that supposed to go another way?
~LAlalalALalalALAlALALlalalalAlalalaLALaLlalalAlA (What? Its still a good lesson.)
~Paranoia is the key to safety
~Those things you see flying around outside. They are not pegasus'. They are flying donkeys.
~Your supposed to live life. So live it BEFORE you die!
~TURTLES EAT ORANGES TO SAVE THE FROGS FROM THE EVIL ALIENS!!!
~Be nice to people you think may be crazy. Chances are, they are and will hurt you if you call them so.
~SCHOOL WAS ONLY CREATED SO THAT THE GOVERNMENT COULD BRAINWASH THE CHILDREN OF TOMORROW SO THAT THEY COULD MAKE SURE THAT WE ARE WILLING TO BE PLACED IN BREEDING PROGRAMS AFTER THE ALIENS INVADE EARTH.
~Be nice to janitors, they have keys to things.
~Quack Quack = Two Psychiatrist's
~Love yourself because you never know who may come along or when. If you love yourself then you have room to love them as well.
~Dreams do come true, but so do nightmares
~Life is like candy. If you feel like it, you can eat it. If you DONT feel like it...you can still eat it. (It makes since if you think about it)
~(No offense meant) Rap is to Music what Etch-A-Sketch is to Art.
~Never hold off on saying something nice to someone. You may regret not doing it later.
~If you have to prove you love someone, they dont love you back. Its not worth it.
~Love is fleeting, chocolate is forever
~You DO NOT do your own stunts! Why does your T-shirt lie to me?!
~If you have PMS and a gun no one will mess with you. Ever.
~Violence is never the answer. But sometimes its a helpful way to FIND the answer.
~Tomorrow will come soon enough, just focus on today.
~ Friends are like balloons, once you let them go they dont come back. So hold on with both hands.
~There is a difference between genuis and stupidity. Genius has its limits.
~Honest critsism is hard to take from a relative, friend, acquaintance, or stranger
~Question Authority...then run for your life.
~No matter what someone says to hurt you. It doesn't matter. It may seem like it matters but it doesnt. All that matter is what you think about yourself.
~If it looks funny and smells funny DO NOT put it in your mouth. I want to try it first.
~Never be afraid to take a chance...actually, on second thought, dont...I want to win the lottery myself
~He who risks nothing, risks everything.
~Today is the tommorrow you were worring about yesterday.
~DONT make pigeons mad. They have sharp beaks and THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
~Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mother
up-side the head.
~Never wish you were older, because then you get older and you wish you could be young again.
~Friends are the best thing since sliced bread
~Love is a battlefield. So go into it armed with an Ak 47 and a rocket launcher. Trust me you'll need it.
~If you have even one friend, even if theyre imaginary, then you havent failed.
~Dont give up until youve tried, failed, and tried again
~Try everything once, if you dont like, you dont have to do it again. What can it hurt?
~Duct-tape solves any problems with annoying little siblings.
~Dont wait...Procrastinate now.
~Youre going to die eventually, so eat well and live right until youre like sixty and then just live it up!
~Doors hurt. If they are closed, do not run into them. the same goes for walls.
~If you fall up the stairs a Jackie-chan move can keep you from landing on your face.
~Lids fit the containers THAT FIT THOSE LIDS!
~If you get the chance, love someone with all youre heart. There will never be a feeling like it.
~Exercise hard. Eat right. Die anyway.
~If you cant say something nice, dont say anything at all. unless its about somebody who cant hear you.
~Never be ashamed of your mood swings. I mean, who doesnt love swings?
~ The voices in your head ARE NOT real, but they still come up with some really great ideas.

HATE EMO?

READ THIS:

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely cover anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isn't it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

It's so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?

Keep on laughing.

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life?

Without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE?

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE SLUT'S AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES!

IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET!

IT'S KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE!

IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF DUCKING AND DODGING RUMORS!

Keep on laughing.

If you agree put this on ur blog
and advise others to do so
screw THE EMO HATERS.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so are you.
However,the roses are wilting
and the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty
and my wrists are stained red


Not everyone has friends. Thats nothing to be ashamed of. But YOU can be a friend to ANYONE. All it takes is a little effort.

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.

* If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
* If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
* If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

*I press 3,4,5,and 6* -they traced my call then beamed me to the mother ship- *while on the ship I heard the little voices* and they told "me no one will answer" *I pressed 8 but can't remember what happened**I pressed 9* *I pressed 9* *I pressed 9* *I pressed 9* *But in the end I hung up the people were just to busy* *click*

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If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,
ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, family member, or just a
person you love, repost this onto your page.


X Means Yes _ Means no


[X] Smoked a cigarette
[X] Drank so much you threw up
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
[X] Been arrested
[_] Gone on a blind date
[X] Skipped school
[X] Seen someone die
[_] Been to Canada
[X] Been to Florida
[_] Been to Mexico
[_] Been on a plane
[X] Been lost
[_] Been on the opposite side of the country
[_] Gone to Washington , DC
[X] Swam in the ocean
[X] Felt like dying....
[X] Cried yourself to sleep
[X] Played cops and robbers
[_] Recently colored with crayons
[_] Sang karaoke badly
[X] Paid for a meal with only coins
[X] Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
[_] Made prank phone calls
[X] Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
[X] Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
[X] Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
[X] Danced in the rain
[X] Written a letter to Santa Claus
[X] Been kissed under the mistletoe
[X] Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
[X] Blown bubbles
[X] Made a bonfire on the beach
[X] Crashed a party
[X] Gone roller-skating
[_] Ice-skating
[X] I'm single
[_]I'm in a relationship
[X] I've had someone cheat on me.
[_] I've gone on a blind date.
[_] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[X] I miss someone right now.
[_] have a fear of commitment.
[_] I have a fear of abandonment.
[X] I've cheated in a relationship.
[_] I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
[_] I've gotten divorced
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[X] I've told someone I loved them
[X] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[_] i've been molested and/or raped repeatdly by sumone i knew
[X] get a new girlfriend/boyfriend
[X] Got dumped

Sexuality

[?] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[X] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[X] I am a cuddler.
[X] I love to flirt. (some times)
[X]I've been kissed in the rain.
[X] I've hugged a stranger.
[X] have kissed a stranger.
[_] is gay
[_] is lez
[_] is bi
[_] is gay but no ones knows
[_] is lez but know one knows
[?] is bi but know one knows
[_] isnt any of them
[X]has had sex
[X] has had sex with more then one person
[_] regrets it
[_] is a virgin

Drugs/Alcohol

[X] I've consumed alcohol.
[X] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[X] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[X] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[_] I can't swallow pills.
[X] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[_] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[X] I take anti-depressants.
[_] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[X] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[X] I'm addicted to adrenaline
[X] I've hurt myself on purpose
[X] I'm addicted to self harm
[X] I've woken up crying.
[X] I've cried myself to sleep.

Random

[_] I can sing well.
[_] I open up to others easily.
[X] I watch the news.
[_] I don't kill bugs.
[X] I curse regularly.
[_] I sing in the shower.
[_] I am a morning person.
[X] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[_] I'm a snob about grammar.
[_] I am a sports fanatic.
[_] I twirl my hair
[_] I love being neat
[X] I love Spam
[_] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[X] I bake well.
[X] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue (blood red)
[_] I would wear pajamas to school.
[_] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun. (really really well)
[_] I am in love with love.
[_] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[X] I eat fast food weekly
[X] I believe in ghosts.
[_] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[_]I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[X] I love white chocolate
[X] I bite my nails
[X] I play video games
[X] I'm good at remembering faces.
[_]I'm good at remembering names.
[X] I'm good at remembering dates.
[_] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[_]I have tried to join a circus and failed
[X] own a knife
[X] get picked up by the cops
[X] tell a cop to go to hell, go fuck him /her self ect... (more the once =3)
[_] works out
[_] has a tattoo
[_] is something
[_] is an alien
[_] is "idk"
[X] ever been to juvy
[_] loves life
[X] hates life
[_] wants to die
[_] wants to live
[_] wants to die but not kill them self
[_] wants to kill them self
[X] has ever cut
[X] likes to cut
[X] loves to cut
[X] fuckin loves to cut (use to…)
[_] thinks cutting is wrong
[X] thinks cutting helps
[X] has more then 1 friend
[_] has a best friend
[X] has gone out with a girl/boy for over a month
[_] beleves in one gf one bf relation ships
[_] has some one to talk to
[X] think your smart
[X] think your dumb
[_] think ur cool
[_] think your lame
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I'm addicted to adrenaline
[X] I've hurt myself on purpose
[X] liked this thingy?
[X] My answers are totally honest (…)


**mass murder makes me happy
dead bodies make me happy
say what you will to me
ill always have Juggalo family***


**WE DON'T EVER DIE ALONE
JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON
SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US**

This is Mr. Bunny. Please paste him on your page to help him accomplish his goal of conquering all the member profiles on AP.
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99% of the teenage population thinks that raver kids and rivetheads are weird, but if you are part of the 1% that loves fucking to techno music, copy and paste this into your page.