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Son of a Bit...

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Preist: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Preist: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Preist: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Preist: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Preist: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Preist: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
REPOST IF YOU LAUGHED!!

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TO EVERY GIRL

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times.
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO JUST WISHES HE CARED MORE.
To every girl who just once, wants a guy to give their jacket up when she is cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl that just wants to cuddle.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW MUCH SHE CARES BUT GETS NOTHING BACK.
To every girl that ever thought "Maybe this one could be the one."
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO WANTS WORDS BACKED UP WITH ACTIONS.
TO EVERY girl that FELL for ALL the LIES ONLY TO FIND THEMSELVES ALONE in the END.
To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.
To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

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-If you are a nice girl repost this as: "To every girl."
-If you are a guy that truly thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl repost this as “I have this girl"

im a SENIOR in this hell hole they call a high school and i graduate in 2 months i am 18 years old. my best friends are autumn(demonic dayz) and gretchen. Tiffany is my buddy and we are alot alike and we are like sisters now (since i dont like my real sister.) One of my really really good friends is Rae~Rae I love her like she is one of my sisters. She is moved and I am really sad I will miss her so much!!!! I have a car it is a really SMALL saturn and its red. We have 8 dogs!!! 2 labs, 1 pom pom, 2 weiner dogs and one mix and one chihuahuaN and 1 brittany spanial and I have a cat. My one and only brother is in the Navy.

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ATTENTION ALL COOKIE MONSTER AND OTHER SESAME STREET LOVERS!!!

we all know cookie monster. he's only like the cutest living thing on the earth. he loves cookie as you probabally allready know. but a horrible thing is happening.people are changing cookie monster. in new coloring books he's green.... skinny.... and.... the worst part.. HE'S NOW VEGGIE MONSTER!!!! YOU MUST HELP US WITH THIS TERRIBLE CRIME! IF YOU AGREE THAT COOKIE MONSTER SHALL STAY BLUE FAT AND A COOKIE LOVER COPY TIS AND PUT IT ON YOU PAGE ahhhhhhhhhhh how could they do such a thing?????


bye the way cookie monster is suppoce to say me cookie monster me love cookies yum yum yum. NOT ME VEGGIE MONSTER ME LOVE VEGGIES YUM YUM YUM more like yuck yuck yuck


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*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!

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- This rose is for someone special,they don't know it but I wish they did.


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If you'd like to help this bunny with world domination,
please paste him on your Page

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------GIRL FACTS:
---When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand
---When she wants a hug she will just stand there
---When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later
---When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
---When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
---When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
---When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
---When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
---When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
---When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
---When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that
---When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever

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------Guy Facts:

---When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you

---When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you...

---When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong

---When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it

---When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do

---When a guy chews the gum you already chewed he wants to kiss you

---When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world

---When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love

---When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it

---When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done

---When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

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A GOOD FRIEND WILL BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL...
A TRUE FRIEND WOULD BE SITTING NEXT TO YOU SAYING...
"DAMN THAT WAS FUN"