I eat like a hamster,
look like a puppy
and am happy like a fat cat.
Whether or not I look like a fat cat is still up for discussion.
I listen to music like an addict,
write poetry like a stereotypical mad scientist
and drink my tea like a dehydrated meagre horse.
I squeak like an angry squirrel when my personal space is invaded,
stare like a retarded guinea pig when speechless
and curtsey like Bambi on ice with crutches.
I like myself and so should you.
Check out my VampireFreaks Profile
look like a puppy
and am happy like a fat cat.
Whether or not I look like a fat cat is still up for discussion.
I listen to music like an addict,
write poetry like a stereotypical mad scientist
and drink my tea like a dehydrated meagre horse.
I squeak like an angry squirrel when my personal space is invaded,
stare like a retarded guinea pig when speechless
and curtsey like Bambi on ice with crutches.
I like myself and so should you.
Check out my VampireFreaks Profile
- Last seen on Nov 18 11:41 PM. Member since May 10, 2005.
- I'm a obsidian idea poet for 596 comments.
- I am a 17 year old girl (Denmark)







- I am in the groups Psychology club
- I have 596 comments, 326 poems, 3 stories, 2 journals
My Poetry
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She wore red though it didn't suit her,
she wore it as well as she could -
I've come to make you bleed
though you do so fine on your own,16 lines, October 2 -
And it shall sting to be in his presence as the venom he is and always will be, and he'll force tears from your eyes, rephrase the explanat
My Stories
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Standing underneath a streetlamp, I beg for its light to fade
and the lamp to fall to the ground.292 lines, November 30, 2008. In <600 words -
The men keep saying those words.
153 lines, 1 comment, October 7, 2008. In <600 words
My journal entries
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Tom Waits is just... "hyggelig". 1 His music always gives me this sort of... nostalgic feeling inside. 2 It's nice, I like it. 3 So does the soundtrack to "Cowboy Bebop". 4 5 On a different note I'm terribly fond of the danish Cafe Noir commercials. They're simply wonderful! They involve mimes.
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Dan Turrèll is a genius. 1 Danish poet, now deceased and he was (and in my opinion, still is) in "internet terms" /epic win/. 2 Though he mostly wrote in danish - briliantly so - so probably all of the very few people who'll actually read this wont know of his genius. For you, I'm sorry. 3 Also - Woody Al
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badnovocaine on July 14You have one of the most interesting pages on AP. I think Ive said that before but I'll say that again. LOL.
I missed you, how have you been doing? -
logorrhoea on September 28, 2008Hey... just stopping by, thought I'd leave you a guestbook thing as a matter of tradition and morality
.. looks like you've got a fan here lol
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I will have to read more of your needle-in-the heart imagery sometime





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badnovocaine on September 17, 2008I loved the hitler thing on your page that crap was hilarious, i think i would get that tattooed on my butt (no just kidding i really wouldnt suggest anything like that.)
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badnovocaine on September 5, 2008YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hooray for people who rock. Yeah i really need to write some new poems.
Just wanted to stop by and tell you that for no reason
