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SchadenfreudeShow poetry

I eat like a hamster,
look like a puppy
and am happy like a fat cat.

Whether or not I look like a fat cat is still up for discussion.

I listen to music like an addict,
write poetry like a stereotypical mad scientist
and drink my tea like a dehydrated meagre horse.

I squeak like an angry squirrel when my personal space is invaded,
stare like a retarded guinea pig when speechless
and curtsey like Bambi on ice with crutches.

I like myself and so should you.

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My Poetry

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  • She wore red though it didn't suit her,
    she wore it as well as she could
    18 lines, October 16. In Personal, Thoughts, Other
  • I've come to make you bleed
    though you do so fine on your own,
    16 lines, October 2
  • Her abnormally long fingernails
    dig deep into my skin and snap;
    20 lines, August 26
  • And it shall sting to be in his presence as the venom he is and always will be, and he'll force tears from your eyes, rephrase the explanat
    19 lines, July 11. In Thoughts, Weird, Other

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Guest Book

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  • badnovocaine on July 14
    You have one of the most interesting pages on AP. I think Ive said that before but I'll say that again. LOL.
    I missed you, how have you been doing?
  • logorrhoea on September 28, 2008
    Hey... just stopping by, thought I'd leave you a guestbook thing as a matter of tradition and morality .. looks like you've got a fan here lol ...
    I will have to read more of your needle-in-the heart imagery sometime
  • badnovocaine on September 17, 2008
    I loved the hitler thing on your page that crap was hilarious, i think i would get that tattooed on my butt (no just kidding i really wouldnt suggest anything like that.)
  • badnovocaine on September 5, 2008
    YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hooray for people who rock. Yeah i really need to write some new poems.
    Just wanted to stop by and tell you that for no reason

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