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Personal:

I've tried to be as active as I can since I joined this website.
I have a baby.
Parenting is not nearly as difficult as anyone made it out to be. I mean, as far as sleep deprivation and screaming babies goes. He's a pretty easy child. Very mellow.
Projected first word: "Meh."

Baby FAQs:
Name: Emri Cielo Kimbrough
Birth date: 10/30/07
Birth weight: 8 lb 1 oz
Birth length: 19 in
Labor time: 28 hours
Pushing time: 15 minutes
Colic: No, not yet anyways
Eyes: Blue at birth, brown now
Born with hair: Yes, a lot of it
Pictures: www.dontfa.de

Update: He died of SIDS on 2-15-08.
Life is cruel, to say the least.

His father's name is Caleb Kimbrough. These are his websites:
www.calebkimbrough.com
www.dontfa.de


We will be moving to Seattle in June. Right now we're in Kansas. It's as awesome as it sounds.

My cat is far more awesome than Kansas is. Her name is Jane.





About writing:

I'm trying to figure out an effective post-modernism-ish style. My stuff is going to suck until I do figure it out. Feel free to tell me so. I won't eat you unless you say stupid things instead of constructive things.

Favorite authors (novels and short stories):
Donald Barthelme
David Eggers
Chuck Palahniuk
Kurt Vonnegut
Sylvia Plath
Jose Saramago

Favorite authors (poetry):
Sylvia Plath
Charles Bukowski
and so on

  • Last seen on Sep 26 9:36 AM. Member since September 2, 2007.
  • I'm a supertopaz delight poet for 71 comments.
  • I am a woman from Kansas (United States)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm teaching Emri how to be a person..
  • Visit my homepage at emricielo.deviantart.com/
  • I have 71 comments, 2 contests

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  • I held her there. I said, This is my daughter. I called her by my name, because it was her name, too. / Everyone asked me if it was like an “Arkansas thing,” where I got knocked up by someone who is also questionably r
    401 lines, 1 comment, September 13, 2007. In <600 words
  • The two men giggled, bumping one another playfully as they sauntered down the deserted alley. / "You should really come with me later. I've
    115 lines, 2 comments, September 12, 2007. In , Crime, Fiction, Horror, Humor
  • Experience Migraines? Every get a Migraine so intense, when you look at your body it appears to be morphing, growing very tall or very shor
    155 lines, 4 comments, September 9, 2007. In

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