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Spring and Summer

Spring blossoms bathed in sunlit warmth,
Feeling like taking a deep breath of love,
Embers smoldering brightly in March,
Stoked to warm fires by sweet April winds,
Oh to Love, one unbuttoned, nubile dove.

Never to be tamed, but perhaps befriended,
Might I then foster, a handmaidens trust,
Should one prove, faith never up-ended,
Then hearts may join in unsuppressed lovelust.

A stroll apon a hot summers evening,
Trading lifetime wishes, sharing bit's of sadness,
Hands held in trust, and finally believing,
A man for Truth, and boyish badness.

A lovely morning, better than before,
Intimate worries shed, in peace,
A man whos mind is an open door,
A woman who seeks, to have doubts cease..?

By R.L. Barlow,

Refugee From The Darkside...


Inspiration?




Authors Disclaimer: Please note the following comments are of a shallow, ironic, and facetious nature with intent to humour and in no way represent the true nature of my efforts to find the one for me! Heh Heh...

Pick Ups

The mall: Get a hold of a small baby animal(bunnies work best) and stroll uncomfortably through the mall with it. In no time at all you will be surrounded by a bevy of cooing and ahhing femminine delights. Pay closest attention to the one who innocently? manages to touch you while she is stroking yer rabbit. Tell them of your interest in the mating habits of rabbits(make sure you know them) and how while you don't mind getting behind once in a while, you could never hold them in place with your teeth sunk in the back of their neck! A little furtive nibbling is okay though? Tell her, that her hair looks, and must feel as soft as a babys bum too! Once I saw a boy dressed as a "Goth?" wearing a neck collar attaching him to his ferret, and while I, in my middle aged dottage thought, what has the world come to?, he was indeed surrounded by various vampires of all description. I smugly noted his error in not holding his beloved pet to his body, thus un-enabling the first touch factor. While this and the forthcomming procedures can easily be of a unisexual nature, for women this one is best attempted with a broken, or even better, badly tangled fishing rod(touch factor), that belonge to yer grampa who taught you how to fish, or that you don't want to have to throw away because it always reminds you of the best sex you ever had on a camping trip! No real man could possibly resist you These days to my delight I have discovered my own personal "chick magnet" is my son, though this can backfire sometimes because unlike an animal he can talk and when asked why we are laughing so hard, he is certain to honestly reply, "dad just farted!"



And what I aspire to, with a long ways to go..?

"When we encounter the rare individual whose conduct is inspired by a moral ideal, we cannot help noticing his aspect. Moral beauty is an exceptional and very striking phenomenon, one never forgets it. This form of beauty is far more impressive than the beauty of nature. It gives to those who possess it's divine gifts a strange, and inexplicable power. It increases the strength of the intellect. It establishes peace among men. much more than science, art, and religious rites, moral beauty is the basis of civilization."

Alexis Carrel