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Randy johnson

  • Last seen on Sep 9 7:47 AM. Member since August 6, 2005.
  • I'm a emerald dog poet for 9 comments.
  • I am a 36 year old guy (United States)
  • I have 9 comments

My Poetry

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  • Woody Woodpecker started pecking on my tree.
    I cussed him out and he started attacking me.
    7 lines, September 9. In Humor
  • Some people are angry because Obama didn't choose Hillary to be his Vice President.
    It is something that some people may resent.
    7 lines, September 3. In Political
  • I'm the wolf who was going to eat little red riding hood.
    She kicked my ass even though I didn't think she could.
    11 lines, August 30. In Humor
  • The people who run the Wal-mart stores are trying to make their employees vote for McCain.
    That is wrong and it may even be illegal, what
    7 lines, August 9. In Anger

My Stories

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  • The people who run the Wal-mart stores are trying to make their employees vote for McCain.1
    90 lines, 1 comment, August 9. In <600 words, Poem
  • I'm not a God but I am loved by one.1
    39 lines, 1 comment, August 5. In <600 words, Poem, Religious
  • He was Corporal Capeman and he wanted to fly like a bird.1 / He was very ugly and he was also an annoying nerd.2 / He was a grown man who a
    78 lines, July 30. In , Humor, Poem

My other items

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  • Wal-mart's blunder at storywrite
    The people who run the Wal-mart stores are trying to make their employees vote for McCain.1
  • I'm not a God at storywrite
    I'm not a God but I am loved by one.1
  • Corporal Capeman at storywrite
    He was Corporal Capeman and he wanted to fly like a bird.1 / He was very ugly and he was also an annoying nerd.2 / He was a grown man who actually believed that he c

Visitor Book

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  • JadeFlame on July 28, 2006
    I was just reading through your fictional poems and thought I'd say that they are hilarious. Haven't laughed this hard in a while (which is a bad thing as I am at work!). Keep up the good work!

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