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Trouble always brews this time at Christmas
Dear old Santa's always feeling slightly ill ...
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we were sun-kissed and oiled
you opened like a flower
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Quite often II'l gaze at those stars in the sky
To ponder the existence of God and ask why ...
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this 10.00pm dark offers me nothing but cold rain
and from the warmth of my easy home ...
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There's a two minute silence in far Lashkar Gha
Close observed by our boys on parade ...
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on the night I read your words
you were lost across the sea ...
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In sleep I dreamed to dream you here
And from distant shores you came
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Two nations fused in blood and bone
Entwines two hearts to beat as one
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Dark girl in a hotel in a mirror and a sigh
Takes a drink from another glass of wine
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This crowd of words I've bound to you Confessions penned in whispered scheme
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this head is fit to burst
with a crowd
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and the full moon's
frozen glow
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'Twas the very moment that we met, my one true love and I
The chubby fellow with his golden bow, let loves sweet arrow fly ...
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the corporate sprawl of Las Vegas
basks under the early morning hue ...
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Now what came first, the chicken or the egg ? .....
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There's nothing wrong with discrete little farts .....
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Our gardener's head is back to front ....
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the door shuts gently
down the hall ...
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here tonight
this charcoal sky
holds sway ....
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I'm not sure if I'm a believer
It's my premise as a rule ....
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to see you
contoured in silk
as you move to me ...
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It seems Gordon’s offering a help-line
For his guilt-ridden colleagues we learn ...
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There’s a Big Top coming to our town
It's a show folk are itching to see ...
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It was a family trip to Majorca
I was 13 and we bought a guitar ...
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An embarassed Gordon Brown at number ten
Has been let down by a knight among his men
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I once lived in a small town near Watford
In a house by a church on a hill ...
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Crustmore Steer could disappear
He could fade-away at will ! ....
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Yong Bob liked to torture his school chums
And would often roast cats on a spit ...
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There's growing concern for my Uncle Ern ....
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The father of nuclear physics ....
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There was an old man called Jim Spode
Who's head would quite often explode ...
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A Mrs Heather Weatherteeth from Brent
Could be heard in Canning Town and parts of Kent
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There once was a showgirl from Cleeves
Who contracted a shrinking disease
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A rather large lady from Spain
Has just swallowed an Underground train ...
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