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Poems by rummery78, by newest first

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  • Dear Dell
    Hi, I wanted to ask jeeves about the intel inside my life
    My windows are closed and I have an apple on my desktop
    by rummery78 13 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 16 6:43 AM. In Humor
  • Teach Me
    Teach me to play an instrument and not pull my strings
    Teach me to paint and not draw a conclusion
    by rummery78 10 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 5 2:10 PM. In Life, Thoughts
  • Would
    Would life be more if you had less
    Would there be guilt the more you confess
    by rummery78 17 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 19 7:16 AM. In Thoughts
  • I Can't Appreciate Enough
    I can't appreciate enough of the life you give into my lungs
    And with each inhale of my free will, I take it away
    by rummery78 13 lines, 1 comment, on Dec 20 7:55 PM 2006. In Spiritual
  • I'm Sorry But....
    I'm sorry but I slept with your sister
    I'm sorry but I slept with your sister and with your best friend at the same time.
    by rummery78 32 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 24 8:04 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Happy Mother's Day: Adult Content
    Front cover: Happy Mother's Day is a very special day for you.....
    Inside: To my dishes, fix me my supper, to pay my bills, clean my house, and SHUT THE FUCK
    by rummery78 6 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 20 8:51 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Love and Learn
    I know the situation that you are going through and I can relate
    Your heart loves and your head debates
    by rummery78 17 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 20 8:27 AM 2006. In Hope
  • What's Wrong With Me *Adult*
    My girlfriend left me, for another woman
    Maybe her tits are bigger than mine
    by rummery78 22 lines, 4 comments, on May 28 6:39 PM 2006. In Humor
  • My Boss
    Listen hear you dike
    When are you going to get it right
    by rummery78 31 lines, on Apr 28 9:21 AM 2006. In Personal
  • Self Destructing You
    Time bomb, please light my fuse
    I need a fire, would you be my match
    by rummery78 46 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 26 9:54 AM 2006. In Personal
  • Who Needs A Man When You Have A Shampoo Bottle
    Have you ever notice the groves and ridges on shampoo bottles
    Funny shape hand grips and wierd contours
    by rummery78 23 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 26 9:12 AM 2006. In Humor
  • I Write To Be Free
    I write to be me
    I write to be free
    by rummery78 28 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 22 3:42 PM 2006. In Personal
  • Oh Christmas Tree (Parody)
    Oh Christmas Tree
    How much I want to douse you with gasoline and burn thee
    by rummery78 37 lines, 1 comment, on Dec 7 8:59 AM 2005. In Humor
  • Ode To Thanksgiving With The In-Laws
    Family gatherings isn't always a pretty thing
    Food, football, and in-laws is what Thanksgiving brings
    by rummery78 27 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 24 7:49 PM 2005. In Humor
  • My Job..."I'm Lovin' it." Inspired by McDonalds
    Tonight I decide to write a little poetry
    Little about society
    by rummery78 30 lines, on Aug 30 10:55 PM 2005. In Personal
  • Insult The Motivator (Adult Content & Profanity)
    Adult Content And Profanity Upon Request Due To Contest
    Must Be 18 to read
    by rummery78 22 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 6 9:01 PM 2005. In Other
  • Do You Hear Me Now?....Good.
    I wish I could talk to God on a cell phoneWrite Him a text letterLeave Him a message at His Voice MailSend Him a quick E-mail just to let Him know..
    by rummery78 23 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 27 8:10 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Empathy

    My special gift is called empathy
    by rummery78 20 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 24 8:36 PM 2005. In Personal
  • The Great Flood
    I remember the Great Flood Of 93'It touch our communityI lived in Muscatine, Iowa at that timeThe downtown streets were overrunThe Mississippi R
    by rummery78 17 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 24 7:18 PM 2005. In Personal
  • If I Speak Of Yesterdays
    If I speak of yesterdays
    What truths have we both learn
    by rummery78 22 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 24 6:45 PM 2005. In Personal
  • There's A Hell For Everybody
    Spend eternity with the in-laws
    Having sex but can't have an orgasm
    by rummery78 32 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 6 10:08 PM 2005. In Dark
  • Speak From Experience
    I speak not of love but those people that we connect with
    Emotional, spiritual, intellectual, and of course physical levels
    by rummery78 23 lines, on Jun 6 6:31 PM 2005. In Personal
  • Morning Sun
    Advent of the horizon come forth daylight from night
    The memories of yesterday reflects today's dew
    by rummery78 24 lines, on Jun 5 9:24 PM 2005. In Hope
  • Bait Him
    Trust is earn and easily spent
    Time is rewarded and time is lent
    by rummery78 20 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 25 5:50 PM 2005. In Hope
  • Give It Time
    Trust is earn and easily spent
    Time is rewarded and time is lent
    by rummery78 20 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 25 5:48 PM 2005. In Hope
  • Faceless Mirror
    A lot of people live with faceless mirrors
    Who am I? And you have to think for a minute.
    by rummery78 38 lines, on Apr 21 7:33 PM 2005. In Hope
  • My First Gray Hair
    I was grooming myself in the restroom
    Until I discover a dreadful doom
    by rummery78 29 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 23 8:03 PM 2005. In Personal
  • Without A Chance
    I want you to take a glance
    Babies without a chance
    by rummery78 26 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 21 12:16 PM 2005. In Sad
  • Redneck Commerical For Soap
    This pre-paid program been brought to you by Queer Eye For Deer Guy, the maker of deer pissed scented clothing for hunters.
    How'r'ya all out there? My name i
    by rummery78 48 lines, on Feb 2 6:46 PM 2005. In Humor
  • Organized Mess
    What would you say would be a organized mess?
    I'm that type of person, I must confess
    by rummery78 25 lines, 2 comments, on Jul 30 2:11 AM 2004. In Other
  • Evil Thoughts
    You don't want to be my worst enemy
    I'll stalk you without you knowing it was me
    by rummery78 38 lines, on Jul 30 1:40 AM 2004. In Other
  • God's Deadly Sin
    Pride is the deadly sin of God
    If you don't believe me, I'll make you nod
    by rummery78 31 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 29 1:40 AM 2004. In Spiritual
  • What Happen To My Bag Of Chips
    Ever had the muniches
    Eaten a whole bag of crunchies
    by rummery78 24 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 15 1:44 AM 2004. In Other
  • Zebra Never Lose Their Stripes
    Guilt is something that you place upon yourself
    It hangs in your closet, up on a shelf
    by rummery78 28 lines, on Jul 9 1:23 AM 2004. In Other
  • Home of the Braves
    I remember the big debate over the Atlanta Braves and the native Americans being offended by the crowd chant and team name-
    Our founding fathers put native Amer
    by rummery78 28 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 8 12:41 PM 2004. In Society
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