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And did those feet in recent times
Walk Upon England's mountains green?by powerslave 18 lines, 44 comments, on Oct 10 3:49 PM 2005. In Society -
1.Name ~ Roger Archibald Louis Michael Frank Syngone-Smythe Esquire
2.Nick name ~ If you like, we can book under the name of Mr and Mrs Smith?by powerslave 43 lines, 11 comments, on Oct 10 2:58 PM 2005. In Personal -
Read it, it'll change your life. And change it for the better.by powerslave 38 lines, 63 comments, on Jul 12 7:13 AM 2005. In Humor
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I'm getting old, I'm going bald
I've got two kids at university,by powerslave 23 lines, 40 comments, on May 24 3:46 PM 2005. In Humor -
You can buy her rings or roses
diamonds or pearls.by powerslave 15 lines, 38 comments, on Mar 17 3:56 PM 2005. In Adult humor -
My girlfriend came home from work today
and she asked my to take off her blouse.by powerslave 34 lines, 98 comments, on Dec 5 3:14 PM 2004. In Humor -
Wilhelmina has no imagination
and is often stuck for a poetic creationby powerslave 23 lines, 43 comments, on Nov 22 5:13 PM 2004. In Humor -
Dear Santa,
Life's just fine without youby powerslave 34 lines, 54 comments, on Nov 11 11:35 AM 2004. In Humor -
Here's some tips on dieting
for those of a more than modest size.by powerslave 36 lines, 29 comments, on Nov 9 3:03 PM 2004. In Humor -
Ring around the roses
sitting there like Moses.by powerslave 33 lines, 18 comments, on Nov 7 3:59 PM 2004. In Humor -
I think I have a problem
it's driving me to despair,by powerslave 12 lines, 24 comments, on Nov 2 3:29 PM 2004. In Humor -
In the summer of 1998
I went to Singapore.by powerslave 29 lines, 34 comments, on Oct 23 4:16 PM 2004. In Adult humor -
The man on the mo-ped was fat
no room for anyone on the back.by powerslave 18 lines, 21 comments, on Oct 17 4:38 PM 2004. In Humor -
Halloween comes once a year
and its a time old people fearby powerslave 34 lines, 36 comments, on Oct 9 1:06 PM 2004. In Humor -
Little Willie the Astronaut
became the first man to smoke in space.by powerslave 33 lines, 41 comments, on Sep 29 3:29 PM 2004. In Humor -
Superman, Superman
where the fuck are you?by powerslave 25 lines, 24 comments, on Sep 19 8:24 AM 2004. In Humor -
There's a new world somewhere
they call the promised land,by powerslave 35 lines, 15 comments, on Sep 8 3:17 PM 2004. In Humor -
Sitting in a dim lit bar
depressed and all alone.by powerslave 41 lines, 11 comments, on Sep 4 6:18 PM 2004. In Humor -
The sun has come out because its summer
and I've put on my blue suede shoes.by powerslave 42 lines, 14 comments, on Aug 30 4:51 PM 2004. In Humor -
Why did Heinz change beans to beanz?
Dumbing down, or so it seems. -
This poem does flow
like a stream of fresh urine -
I think I have just trodden in something
hark, its a pile of pooh pooh.by powerslave 23 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 19 4:46 PM 2004. In Humor -
Someone's calling you
its time to go now. -
Fathers, they keep on talking
talking, about the swinging 60's -
You say you'll always love me
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I went into a bakers shop
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I want to be a tree,
out in the spring rain. -
Once I was a small boy
and I had many dreams. -
I'm just sitting here, sipping a bottle of Jack,
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I think that I have writers block.
I'm sure it wont come as much of a shock, -
In memory of those who died in vain.
To make this world a better place -
Looking for the answers in the bottom of a glass.
Caused a scene, a bit of a farce.
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