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  • Butterfly Dreams
    When I close my eyes, we are always together.
    Four sisters sitting side by side, blissfully innocent.
    by oneslowtyper 9 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 3 11:15 PM 2006. In Love
  • Tom Swifties
    "You almost missed this contest," said ea judgementally.
    "I wouldn't have missed it for all the bread in the world," said John wryly.
    by oneslowtyper 14 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 18 9:35 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Ode to Federico Garcia Lorca
    When does an apple sleep?
    Does it sleep upon the branch?
    by oneslowtyper 51 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 8 1:07 PM 2006. In Nature, Hope, Angst
  • It's hard being captain
    It's hard being Captain of such a big ship
    and trying to stay single, when so cool and hip.
    by oneslowtyper 43 lines, 10 comments, on May 11 10:46 AM 2006. In Love, Humor
  • Seven Years, Seven Tears - A Selkie's Tale
    Seven years since she first lost her husband.
    Seven years since he fell out of reach.
    by oneslowtyper 44 lines, 19 comments, on May 8 11:31 AM 2006. In Love, Hope
  • Wonder (Two Haiku - wrapped in an Acrostic)
    W hispers on the wind
    O rnate images appear
    by oneslowtyper 5 lines, 10 comments, on May 2 9:00 AM 2006. In Haiku, Society, Hope
  • VfBG
    He willingly supported McCarthy
    when he went on a Communist bent.
    by oneslowtyper 19 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 28 8:29 AM 2006. In Angst
  • Lady Jo
    I like to that cup of "Joe"
    is short for Josephine.
    by oneslowtyper 38 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 25 12:11 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Java Queen

    I remember when you held your tails
    by oneslowtyper 24 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 24 2:58 PM 2006. In Contemporary
  • Surgeon General's Warning
    Chia seeds eaten
    Followed by indigestion
    by oneslowtyper 2 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 14 9:29 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Live Free or Die
    I'm a free-range cow, it's plain to see,
    my physique makes the butchers all drool.
    by oneslowtyper 22 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 6 9:10 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Life
    Life
    has brought me
    by oneslowtyper 3 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 3 8:38 AM 2006. In Dark, Hope
  • Limerick after Limerick after Limerick!!
    To stay slim, Trish would go on long treks.
    For a joke, I had told her friend Lex,
    by oneslowtyper 223 lines, 14 comments, on Mar 29 11:05 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Making Baby Blues
    If you do the crime
    you do the time
    by oneslowtyper 32 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 29 10:16 AM 2006. In Humor
  • A Story About My Friend
    My best friend only lives 4 hours from me. We see each other once every couple of years. We talk to each other on the phone once-in-awhile, but still we are bes
    by oneslowtyper 108 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 28 1:46 PM 2006. In Personal, Love, Hope
  • Paperclips
    A paperclip, a paperclip, my kingdom for a paperclip,
    lost 20 pounds, my pants will slip, I need to find a paperclip.
    by oneslowtyper 30 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 27 9:23 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Snow Job
    We hate politicians & lawyers, but there's another job they should ban.
    Snow-covered driveways and sidewalks face the wrath of the Snowplow Man.
    by oneslowtyper 10 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 27 8:56 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Empty Space
    I used to occupy this space,
    but now I'm tired.
    by oneslowtyper 90 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 26 11:00 PM 2006. In Society, Angst
  • Spring it on Me
    You can feel it in the air. Even though it is only March and the ground still has plenty of snow and the lake still has plenty of ice, you can still feel the
    by oneslowtyper 108 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 22 9:33 PM 2006. In Personal
  • Winter Retreat
    It's an odd sort of twist,
    as maple trees play taps
    by oneslowtyper 31 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 22 10:22 AM 2006. In Nature
  • On the 7th Day He Rested
    I am everything
    Yet I have no one to love
    by oneslowtyper 2 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 22 9:17 AM 2006. In Spiritual
  • Do it for Her

    Your decision is for financial gain, a choice I can't abide.
    by oneslowtyper 22 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 20 8:47 PM 2006. In Personal, Hope
  • Nightmares
    To ALLAY the fears of my innocent child
    I would BOLSTER those dreams, predefined.
    by oneslowtyper 19 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 20 9:30 AM 2006. In Love, Hope, Childrens
  • D - w - eye
    Selling drunken lies
    Another innocent dies
    by oneslowtyper 2 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 20 7:23 AM 2006. In Haiku, Society, Angst
  • The "IZE" of Abuse
    by oneslowtyper 0 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 19 10:50 PM 2006. In Childrens, Angst
  • Goldy
    Goldy the Guppy said, "My, what a view!A child-like giant and a big furry mass,it's a good thing they keep them both behind gla
    by oneslowtyper 6 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 17 7:44 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Chick Fillet - and kitty
    "That fillet is mine!" said the fat felineas she bellowed a loud, "MEOW"."I must confess," said the gi
    by oneslowtyper 7 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 17 7:30 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Wish for This
    One on the stool wants to eat the whole schoolWhile the other one's childish wishIs to merely swim like a _____!I DIDN'T MENTION THAT WORD!! REA
    by oneslowtyper 6 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 16 1:48 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Short & Sweet - # 6

    F umes that rise from a very dark placeA nd have the power to contort your face<FONT size=
    by oneslowtyper 10 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 16 10:16 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Limerick # 5 - Biphasic
    New parents, heed this bit of news: Your tots are biphasic. The clues? In the first phase they're sweet, But you sound your retreat Wh
    by oneslowtyper 7 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 16 10:12 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Limerick # 4 - benzodiazepine
    My benzodiazepine's cool, 'Cause it keeps me from acting a fool. I am tranquil and nice When I take my pills twice, Tho
    by oneslowtyper 7 lines, on Mar 16 10:09 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Limerick # 3 - all-nighter
    The all-nighter, perfected in college, Is used when I'm lacking in knowledge; To cram for the test I'll forego any rest, Gotta read th
    by oneslowtyper 6 lines, on Mar 16 10:06 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Limerick # 2 - Ctrl+P
    There's a lesson I learned at age three That's transformed and come back to haunt me. I would hear it for days; When done right, I'd get praise.
    by oneslowtyper 13 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 16 10:03 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Limerick # 1 - Bastille
    If you got on a monarch's bad side,
    The Bastille would be cursed by your bride.
    by oneslowtyper 18 lines, on Mar 16 9:57 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Silly - Short - Six
    If you got on a monarch's bad side,
    The bastile
    by oneslowtyper 120 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 16 8:41 AM 2006. In Humor
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