Poems by montez, by newest first

• [ People who wear sunglasses indoors are really rude ]

  by montez 39 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 20 3:07 AM. In Adult, Humor, Silly
• Fred and Louise

  Two of my friends who are both in fashion
  Secretly harboured a consuming passion

  by montez 37 lines, 19 comments, on Jun 10 2:16 AM. In nonsense
• Unreality TV

  Are you all the same, or is it just me
  Does anyone hate the current TV

  by montez 61 lines, 33 comments, on May 28 2:50 AM. In Humour, Despair!
• The Sad Blackbird

  In a rose-filled garden along Broom Close
  As the sun was announcing the dawn

  by montez 24 lines, 13 comments, on May 19 7:35 AM. In Sad
• Dear Paul..

  by montez 39 lines, 10 comments, on May 9 2:00 AM. In Personal, Sad
• The Rural Contest

  by montez 78 lines, 20 comments, on May 8 4:09 AM. In adult humour
• My brother's cremation.

  Down past the Knavesmire where thoroughbreds run
  Where money is squandered and sometimes won

  by montez 24 lines, 8 comments, on May 7 6:27 AM
• My Brother Died Today

  My brother died today
  My elder brother Paul

  by montez 61 lines, 8 comments, on May 7 6:04 AM. In Sad, Personal
• Fore!

  I was standing on the first tee just about to start a game
  When the captain and the Pro came ambling by

  by montez 45 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 19 11:05 PM. In Humor
• York Crematorium

  Down past Terry's disused factory
  Sits the "Crem" which is powered by coke

  by montez 21 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 16 5:22 AM
• Waiting Outside The Ladies' (part 2)

  She saunters out and says, "How do I LOOK?"
  And knowing from experience I have to lie

  by montez 21 lines, 23 comments, on Apr 10 12:15 AM. In Bitterness
• Waiting outside the ladies'

  I understand Darling, honest I do
  That it's not considered a crime

  by montez 27 lines, 20 comments, on Apr 8 1:03 AM. In Humor
• Golf

  by montez 29 lines, 15 comments, on Mar 23 12:09 AM. In Adult, Humor
• Where Are They?

  I was looking in the wardrobe, and in the chest of drawers
  Underneath the carpet and behind the upstairs doors

  by montez 28 lines, 19 comments, on Mar 20 3:54 AM. In Humor
• The Fanny Licking Frog

  by montez 27 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 11 2:35 AM. In Adult, Humor, Filth
• Comic Relief

  by montez 11 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 10 9:51 PM. In Adult, Humor
• Gan Gan

  Gan Gan is a nasty man
  Reminds me of Old Uncle Dan

  by montez 30 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 9 3:33 AM. In Humor, a bit silly really!
• Shit

  by montez 62 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 8 4:28 PM. In Adult, tasteless filth, horrid, brown jobs!
• The Gay Cafe

  by montez 49 lines, 21 comments, on Jan 11 6:45 PM. In Adult, Humor
• The Future

  This morning I thought
  Dispassionately

  by montez 7 lines, 22 comments, on Jan 5 1:57 AM. In Humor
• I Often Wonder

  I often wonder what I would do
  If I wasn't sitting here, writing this poo

  by montez 25 lines, 21 comments, on Jan 3 11:52 PM. In Thoughts, Humor
• A New Year Message to Freeversers

  I'm suggesting in verse a revolution
  Freeversers should make a resolution

  by montez 45 lines, 59 comments, on Dec 25 1:27 AM 2008. In Humor, a bit of a dig!
• Charles Garcia

  I'll tell you the tale of Charles Garcia
  Who most folk think is a faggot, a queer

  by montez 47 lines, 22 comments, on Dec 22 2:25 AM 2008. In Humor
• The TRUE Story of the 3 Blind Mice

  I know that they shouldn't, but kids feel that they ought
  Believe unequivocably what they're taught

  by montez 69 lines, 15 comments, on Dec 18 12:38 AM 2008. In A re-written nursery rhyme
• The Truth About the Mutiny on the Bounty

  I’ll tell you a tale of the seven seas high
  And the truth about poor William Bligh

  by montez 207 lines, 17 comments, on Dec 15 7:47 AM 2008. In humour history
• Berangere

  by montez 79 lines, 10 comments, on Dec 4 7:47 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• Was Jesus Really the Son of God?

  I consider myself somewhat of a Mod,
  But was Jesus REALLY the son of God,

  by montez 60 lines, 15 comments, on Nov 28 2:48 AM 2008. In Irreverant humour?
• My New Love

  A Friend of mine from our local pub
  Gave me a Cleveland wedge golf club

  by montez 31 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 23 2:04 AM 2008. In Humor
• French Bread is Best

  by montez 38 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 22 12:18 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• My Wife's Obsession

  by montez 64 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 21 10:54 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• God Bless the French

  God bless the French for all they've achieved
  Some of the facts here just won't be believed

  by montez 105 lines, 15 comments, on Nov 19 12:44 AM 2008. In Humour (unless, of course, you're French!)
• Leonardo

  Leonardo Di Ser Piero Da Vinci, they say
  Was born in the evening of a lovely Spring day

  by montez 58 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 18 3:20 AM 2008. In Historical. Obsession
• Getting A Bit Mixed Up

  by montez 130 lines, 13 comments, on Nov 17 3:47 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor
• The Pied Piper of Hamelin

  I don't know if you really know,
  What happened many years ago,

  by montez 54 lines, 40 comments, on Apr 24 2:02 AM 2008. In Humour, tribute
• Paul The Roofer

  by montez 58 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 22 7:31 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor

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