Read • Contests • Groups • Learn • Forums • Store • Help
 

Poems by majix, by newest first

1 - 35 of 58     1 2  next >
  • Peter Pecker Prepuse Nose
    by majix 16 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 17 4:45 AM. In Adult, Humor
  • The Best Wil EVER
    by majix 41 lines, 24 comments, on Sep 15 6:48 PM 2008. In Humor, Personal, Love
  • [ My humble contribution. ]
    My humble contribution.
    by majix 2 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 8 1:47 AM 2008
  • Horsehair Worm
    Atop a bush, on a rainy day
    A strand, so lithe, dances and squirms.
    by majix 30 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 31 4:09 AM 2008
  • Tiger in Absentia
    Tiger, largest feline,
    Only 7,000 roam the wild...
    by majix 12 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 18 5:44 PM 2008. In Nature, Spiritual
  • [ It's a no-brainer, ]
    It's a no-brainer, Not a bit obtuse,
    by majix 4 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 9 11:36 PM 2008
  • Murder of Crows
    Robed in priestly black, Perched high atop my tree outback,
    by majix 14 lines, 1 comment, on May 29 3:15 AM 2008
  • Wieners and Losers
    Wiener's Speech http://media.putfile.com/Winners-Speech
    by majix 33 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 13 3:50 AM 2008
  • Diarya of a Monkey Planet
    6 days in the life of a monkey maker.
    by majix 58 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 28 10:31 PM 2008. In Humor, Contest, Fighting Monkeys
  • Atomic Blonde
    Don't Just Go Blonde... Go ATOMIC BLONDE!!!!
    by majix 7 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 20 9:50 PM 2008. In Humor, contest, commercial
  • Is there chicken in that???
    Whew, you gotta worry about them ferign food places. You never know what you are eating.
    by majix 57 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 9 2:02 AM 2008
  • Christmas Card
    Alright, so Christmas is over.
    I never got your card.
    by majix 36 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 1 1:57 AM 2008
  • The Elves are Revolting
    "The Elves are revolting!"
    I heard Santa say.
    by majix 34 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 15 1:41 AM 2007
  • In the Beginning
    In the beginning, Kevin separatith the prose from the poetry. He creatith a garden and made the dank darkness of the web spew forth with light. And he named the light AllPoetry and sayith, "That is good." In this gar
    by majix 21 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 6 7:17 PM 2007. In Rules and Regs
  • Ap Rules!!!!!
    And so unto all, He handith down to us on the sacred LCD, these simple words.
    by majix 86 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 5 3:13 AM 2007. In Contest, Rules, Other
  • Jack Spratt
    Cholesterol means little when the alternative is death by Tofu
    by majix 19 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 3 3:53 AM 2007. In Life, Sad, Fat, Lean
  • The Ten Commandments if God were Tony Soprano
    by majix 22 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 14 5:25 PM 2007. In Adult, Dark, Contest, Fantasy, Humor
  • Gal Poetry Writer
    Muse abuse on the loose
    by majix 55 lines, 13 comments, on Jun 8 2:42 PM 2007. In Lyrics, Humor
  • Tyrannosaurus Thigh Is Big Hit With Reporters
    Boston -- Tiny bits of protein extracted from a 68-million-year-old dinosaur bone have given scientists the first genetic proof that the mi
    by majix 9 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 16 11:21 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
  • Cheetah Turns 75
    by majix 5 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 10 10:11 PM 2007. In Adult, weird, humor
  • The Masked Banana
    by majix 9 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 27 11:54 PM 2007. In Adult humour, Cwazy, Fun, Humour, Naughty, Nutz, Odd, Strange
  • Plight of the Animal Wanker
    by majix 37 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 1 2:27 AM 2007. In Adult, Humor, Sick
  • The Cantapede
    behold natures wrath decreed
    embodied in the cantapede
    by majix 12 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 1 2:14 AM 2007
  • Bananaz
    Hop Sing puts psilocybe mushrooms in the stew. As a result, Hoss discovers television.
    by majix 35 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 28 12:25 AM 2007
  • Marvin the Paranoid Android
    I think you ought to know
    I'm really quite depressed.
    by majix 46 lines, 12 comments, on Dec 8 11:19 PM 2006. In Humor, Angst, Constipation
  • Towels of Indigestion
    Towels of indigestion,
    Thrust in the means of truth,
    by majix 34 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 13 1:52 AM 2006. In Weird, Humor, Angst
  • A Freedom Fighter
    A Freedom Fighter
    (Sung to "An English Teacher"
    by majix 48 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 27 11:54 PM 2006. In Lyrics, Contemporary
  • Edna's Gift
    Edna's Gift
    Christmas was always Edna's time of year. She loved the way the world seemed to come alive. No matter how down her spirit might be at other times
    by majix 23 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 10 6:21 PM 2006. In Dark
  • Wendy's Hook
    Wendy gets hooked. Can she ever settle for Peter again?
    by majix 55 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 10 7:13 AM 2006. In Erotica, Adult
  • The Story Collector
    Collecting other people's horrors can be more than a hobby, it could lead to horrors of your own.
    by majix 1020 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 10 2:15 AM 2006. In Dark
  • More Cliches Than You Can Shake A Stick At
    Liar, liar, pants on fire
    Fill my heart with mad desire.
    by majix 22 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 10 1:17 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Emotions Awash
    Your love is a symphony
    That surrounds the air I breathe,
    by majix 22 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 16 5:33 AM 2006. In Love
  • Questions About Red Riding Hood
    Want to hear something scary?
    Have you ever thought how hairy
    by majix 21 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 8 4:28 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Pure Chicanery
    Much of what "we know", dear Alice, is pure chicanery!
    by majix 57 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 6 5:20 AM 2006. In Personal, Society
  • The Great Penguin War
    Fie indeed
    on those fish breath,
    by majix 10 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 1 9:36 PM 2006. In Weird, Humor
1 - 35 of 58     1 2  next >