Poems by galfalfa, by newest first

• I Didn't Forget

  I didnt forget your christmas card, honest

  by galfalfa 28 lines, 62 comments, on Dec 28 3:41 PM 2007. In Humor
• Moose Wiz Beer

  Moose Wiz Beer, the best and first
  brewed to satisfy a Canadian thirst

  by galfalfa 68 lines, 69 comments, on Nov 7 5:42 AM 2007. In Humor
• Stripey Socks

  by galfalfa 74 lines, 38 comments, on Nov 5 10:19 AM 2007. In Humor
• Wilhelmina

  Wilhelmina, Wilhelmina
  a real cwazy broad
  

  by galfalfa 55 lines, 45 comments, on Sep 17 11:55 AM 2007. In Humor
• A Close Encounter

  I swear it was an alien abduction

  by galfalfa 57 lines, 33 comments, on Sep 5 5:17 AM 2007. In Humor, Nature
• My Ninja Squirrel

  by galfalfa 44 lines, 53 comments, on Aug 27 9:25 AM 2007. In Humor
• My Dustafarians

  I love my Dusta-farians / to me they are my bros / Dusta -

  by galfalfa 77 lines, 57 comments, on May 25 5:14 AM 2007. In Humor
• Four Eyes

  Forced to wear these glasses

  by galfalfa 45 lines, 83 comments, on Mar 5 8:42 PM 2007. In humour
• My Flakey Valentine

  tribute poem to the Canadian Snowball sandwich

  by galfalfa 56 lines, 89 comments, on Feb 8 5:10 AM 2007. In humour, nature, love
• A Yarn Of Agony

  a bit of exaggerated silliness...with my sad attempt at a graphic scale

  by galfalfa 38 lines, 56 comments, on Jan 4 8:38 AM 2007. In humour, angst, love, sheepish
• Twas The Week Before Christmas

  'Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the store,
  goodwill was all trampled and left on the floor

  by galfalfa 71 lines, 50 comments, on Dec 14 6:22 AM 2006. In humour, ho ho ho, peace and goodwill, get out of my way
• I remember when...

  I spied a wad of chewed up gum

  by galfalfa 41 lines, 124 comments, on Nov 2 6:12 AM 2006. In Humor
• Old Lady Wonky

  Down in the valley ...at the top of a hill

  by galfalfa 45 lines, 75 comments, on Oct 22 10:24 AM 2006. In Humor
• The Frilly Confessor

  by galfalfa 43 lines, 27 comments, on Oct 20 4:41 AM 2006. In Adult humor
• Happy Birthday daffodil

  Happy Birthday daffodil for September the 26th!!!

  by galfalfa 240 lines, 31 comments, on Sep 24 10:01 AM 2006. In Love, Humor
• It's The Real Thing

  by galfalfa 23 lines, 42 comments, on Sep 2 7:28 AM 2006. In Humor
• I'm A CP Winner

  I'm a CP winner....Ladies and Gentleman , please settle down...
  

  by galfalfa 15 lines, 44 comments, on Jul 30 6:27 AM 2006. In Humor
• Feminine Protection Ad (Women Only) Repost for contest

  For Ladies only...we've got you covered

  by galfalfa 60 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 23 7:26 AM 2006. In Adult humor
• Brain Fart

  Runny minds do make a mess
  but not healthy to suppress

  by galfalfa 48 lines, 98 comments, on Jun 11 7:49 AM 2006. In Humor
• An Aussie Ballad For Vonnie (audio)

  There's an Aussie ballad waiting
  to be scribbled for this dame

  by galfalfa 53 lines, 56 comments, on May 20 5:57 PM 2006. In Humor
• Hump-a-Rump (Ad)

  Are you feeling rejected, lonely and frustrated?
  Do you find yourself sitting at home alone ...

  by galfalfa 86 lines, 70 comments, on May 12 7:03 AM 2006. In Adult humor
• hallowed eve

  by galfalfa 29 lines, 43 comments, on May 11 10:56 AM 2006. In Adult humor
• Babe In A Can (Ad)

  Are you in a dating slump?
  Can't seem to find the right woman or any woman at all?

  by galfalfa 120 lines, 77 comments, on Feb 21 7:56 AM 2006. In Adult humor
• Duct or Duck

  duct tape, duck tape
  that's right i'm really quacked

  by galfalfa 1 lines, 91 comments, on Jan 23 5:46 AM 2006. In Humor
• Sing A Song Of Sickness

  Four and twenty weird thoughts
  hidden in a schmuck

  by galfalfa 69 lines, 88 comments, on Jan 17 8:12 AM 2006. In Humor
• Attention Pickers (Ad)

  by galfalfa 76 lines, 67 comments, on Oct 17 10:51 AM 2005. In Humor
• Slightly Less Than Perfect

  by galfalfa 37 lines, 79 comments, on Sep 26 9:57 AM 2005. In Adult humor
• Vonnie's Shoe Sale Infomercial

  Vonnie's Shoe Sale Infomericial

  by galfalfa 245 lines, 52 comments, on Sep 14 5:48 AM 2005. In Adult humor
• Feminine Protection Ad (Women Only)

  Introducing the WGWBDHTBAI
  Sanitary Diaper Pad Napkin

  by galfalfa 73 lines, 121 comments, on Jul 24 8:17 AM 2005. In Adult humor
• Our New Invention (Ad)

  Ahem...
  Ladies and er, um - some gentleman

  by galfalfa 182 lines, 64 comments, on May 16 5:40 AM 2005. In Adult humor
• The Disposable Thong (Ad)

  Strapless..seamless
  completely undetectable.

  by galfalfa 42 lines, 58 comments, on May 3 8:02 AM 2005. In Humor
• Strain No More (Ad)

  Is this you?
  Sweating and straining for hours on end

  by galfalfa 50 lines, 44 comments, on Apr 20 8:56 AM 2005. In Adult humor
• You Lucky Duck

  A Hunter was hunting one day
  aiming to get him some prey

  by galfalfa 37 lines, 66 comments, on Apr 7 9:06 AM 2005. In Humor
• The Air-Ssiere

  Listen up ladies, if you're standing up sit down and if you're sitting down hang on to your chair ...
  

  by galfalfa 205 lines, 68 comments, on Oct 15 1:54 PM 2004. In Humor
• The Amazing Miracle Growth

  First there was the Chia Plant, then the Chia Pet and now the AMAZING Chia Head.

  by galfalfa 68 lines, 56 comments, on Oct 13 6:35 AM 2004. In Humor

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