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Poems by bec, by newest first

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  • The Beach
    “Behold, my smoothened edges,”
    Said one pebble to another,
    by bec 36 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 2 6:20 AM 2004. In Other
  • Choosing My Religion
    I like the Buddha's insights
    On attainment of Nirvana,
    by bec 23 lines, 34 comments, on May 4 11:06 AM 2004. In Other
  • Happy Birthday To My Ex
    (OUTSIDE OF CARD)
    My darling, how I missed you
    by bec 16 lines, 19 comments, on Apr 8 10:15 AM 2004. In Adult humor, Humor
  • “Hey dude! The name is Raymond!
    “Hey dude! The name is Raymond!
    Call me ‘Rainbow’ if you’d rather,
    by bec 35 lines, 24 comments, on Mar 19 9:15 AM 2004. In Humor
  • Poor Pig
    Pickles, cheese and sauce
    Inside my bacon sandwich
    by bec 2 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 9 1:20 PM 2004. In Humor
  • Adult Humour (Allegedly!)
    I looked through 'Adult Humour'
    'Cause it sounded kind of fun,
    by bec 19 lines, 17 comments, on Mar 6 1:18 PM 2004. In Humor
  • Olivia Went Fishing (by Megan, age 6)
    He hooked her by the knickers
    To the rod- it couldn’t fail!
    by bec 13 lines, 21 comments, on Feb 26 12:23 PM 2004. In Humor, Childrens
  • Bruce, Ned and the Aussie Crane
    Two bonzer Aussies, Bruce and Ned,
    All arvo had been walking,
    by bec 83 lines, 13 comments, on Feb 10 8:29 AM 2004. In Humor
  • A LIttle Ditty For My Good Friend Becpuh!
    by bec 10 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 3 12:57 PM 2004. In Adult humor, Humor
  • Die Erzahlung der Deutsche Psychologe
    “Velcome, velcome! Come inside
    Und lie on meinen couch,
    by bec 42 lines, 12 comments, on Feb 2 9:16 AM 2004. In Adult humor, Humor
  • If Pictures Were The Only Things
    If pictures were the only things
    I had to be reminded,
    by bec 38 lines, 10 comments, on Nov 10 6:17 AM 2003. In Other
  • A Dog's Life
    It's great to be a dog, you know,
    I laze about all day,
    by bec 29 lines, 6 comments, on Nov 4 12:04 PM 2003. In Humor
  • ~Fluffkins~
    I got a brand new cat today,
    A little tabby stray.
    by bec 35 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 2 10:11 AM 2003. In Humor
  • The SOD Society (Sane, Ordinary and Divorced)
    That a group has been established
    Named 'The S.O.D. Society'.
    by bec 40 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 29 1:39 PM 2003. In Humor
  • Fluffkins
    (FOR URINE, VOMIT, FAECES,
    HAIRBALLS,PET FOOD,AND MUCH MORE.)
    by bec 38 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 19 1:14 PM 2003. In Humor
  • 'Abandoning Wife'
    The thing that's annoyed me so much in this life,
    Is having to play the 'abandoning wife'.
    by bec 35 lines, 16 comments, on Sep 2 12:08 PM 2003. In Personal, Humor
  • Abandoning Wife
    The thing that's annoyed so much in this life,
    Is having to play the 'abandoning wife'.
    by bec 34 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 2 11:37 AM 2003. In Other
  • Joseph the Hard Working Shepherd
    Joseph was a shepherd,
    He had lived for most his life
    by bec 59 lines, 15 comments, on Aug 26 9:42 AM 2003. In Adult humor, Humor
  • Ye Happy Knight
    How oft ye happy knight uponThy horse ye do abideth,Yea, how brave art thou as on yon' horseYe gallopeth and strideth.God shallt bless ye and
    by bec 10 lines, 11 comments, on May 5 11:41 AM 2003. In Humor
  • Goodnight Sweet Child
    I used to hear a hearbeat in the night...
    by bec 25 lines, 17 comments, on Apr 26 5:50 AM 2003. In Personal
  • In the Garden
    I'm sitting in the garden,
    With my biro poised in hand,
    by bec 51 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 17 11:33 AM 2003. In Hope
  • There Was A Young Girl
    There was a young girl, often bruised.
    A girl who was beat and abused.
    by bec 20 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 9 4:40 PM 2003. In Other
  • Fifty lemmings in a row,
    Fifty lemmings, brains all missin'
    Teach us two things worth a listen -
    by bec 26 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 5 6:49 PM 2003. In Childrens, Childrens
  • Julie Andrews, Eat Your Heart Out
    Mouse poo you thought was a juicy saltana.
    Red coloured spiders in pre-pakced bananas.
    by bec 35 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 2 12:44 PM 2003. In Humor, Humor
  • Bath Too Hot
    Ran a bath for hubby
    by bec 12 lines, 21 comments, on Feb 17 1:00 PM 2003. In Humor
  • Mem'ries of my HighSchool
    Mem'ries from my highschool...
    by bec 20 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 3 1:47 PM 2003. In Humor
  • In The Beginning...
    In the beginning, the gods made man,
    by bec 51 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 3 5:40 AM 2003. In Humor
  • My Brain Is Just Too Tired
    I want to write a poem.
    I want to be inspired,
    by bec 41 lines, 15 comments, on Jan 23 6:26 PM 2003. In Adult humor
  • Junkmail - for Von
    by bec 49 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 23 12:05 PM 2003. In Adult humor
  • Not So Alcoholic! - for Von!
    Whilst sat at my computer
    I was shocked to be disturbed,
    by bec 30 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 22 12:33 PM 2003. In Adult humor
  • Water Worries
    The water cycles not a thing
    You'll learn if in a hurry,
    by bec 23 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 20 10:43 AM 2003. In Adult humor
  • Water Worries
    The water cycle's not a thing
    You'll learn if in a hurry,
    by bec 23 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 20 10:33 AM 2003
  • My Grandma (Gee She's Lovely)
    My Grandma, gee she's lovely,
    Yes, she really is fantastic,
    by bec 47 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 19 12:00 PM 2003. In Adult humor
  • My Grandma
    My Grandma, gee she's lovely,
    Yes, she really is fantastic,
    by bec 47 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 19 11:37 AM 2003
  • Stinky Socks
    My husband's socks are stinky,
    They are dirty and infested.
    by bec 19 lines, 14 comments, on Jan 11 4:55 AM 2003. In Adult humor
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