Poems by asinnerliketherest, by lifetime rank

• A sermon to say after the children have gone for Sunday School

  Men are sperm
  women are sperm too

  by asinnerliketherest 43 lines, on May 24 11:56 PM 2006. In Adult, Spiritual, Society
• Rock 'n' Static

  I played the longest tape I ever
  heard today

  by asinnerliketherest 9 lines, on Jun 17 10:57 AM 2006. In Other
• Lemur

  in the valley
  in the valley

  by asinnerliketherest 17 lines, on Jun 17 12:36 PM 2006. In Spiritual, Nature
• Traditional Proverb

  by asinnerliketherest 5 lines, on Jun 21 5:43 PM 2006. In Other, Nature, Love
• finch hops ahead

  by asinnerliketherest 2 lines, on Jun 21 6:29 PM 2006. In Haiku, Nature
• Christian Firewood

  Tripping on the walk again
  Tripping, trying to walk again

  by asinnerliketherest 13 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 23 11:32 AM 2006. In Spiritual, Dark, Hope
• God's law: the fulfillment of life which answers all questions

  I
  We want to make life easier

  by asinnerliketherest 121 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 24 7:12 PM 2006. In Spiritual, Hope, Contemporary
• Soap

  lather lap
  slab slub

  by asinnerliketherest 9 lines, on Jun 24 7:56 PM 2006. In Weird, Other, Contemporary
• Being Urban, Feeling Wet

  First Guide was lost in a corn field
  Before the corn had started to grow

  by asinnerliketherest 34 lines, on Jun 25 5:29 PM 2006. In Personal, Nature, Humor
• Walk the alley

  Ever walked down an alley
  and wondered

  by asinnerliketherest 33 lines, on Jun 26 10:28 PM 2006. In Other
• Mumbleless Speakmore

  I can write anything
  believe these words are truly wonderful

  by asinnerliketherest 17 lines, on Jun 27 12:12 AM 2006. In Other, Contemporary
• Egg looks good on you

  I probably wouldn't last long
  if I tried to egg Koivu

  by asinnerliketherest 15 lines, on Jun 30 1:02 PM 2006. In Other
• steps small

  by asinnerliketherest 8 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 4 12:29 AM 2006. In Haiku
• tabblehopper

  established solids
  click their cliquish tongues

  by asinnerliketherest 17 lines, on Jul 4 1:40 AM 2006. In Society, Nature
• Noble Sirs

  on the right night
  riding tight

  by asinnerliketherest 11 lines, on Jul 11 1:51 AM 2006. In Society, Other
• bewteen puddles

  drifting through
  the shifting rain

  by asinnerliketherest 24 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 19 7:31 PM 2006. In Lyrics
• Living with Mother

  I can't have a lock on the door
  so I've improvised

  by asinnerliketherest 8 lines, on Jul 20 8:32 AM 2006. In Personal, Angst
• Maybe I Won't Ever Sleep

  No one can tell me why
  I’m better off awake

  by asinnerliketherest 14 lines, on Jun 16 3:20 AM 2006. In Other
• Trying to Impress a Writer

  I can't say I love you;
  you won't let me

  by asinnerliketherest 96 lines, on Jun 16 2:48 AM 2006. In Other, Love
• This Bible is Written by a Man

  Da Vinci Code
  has nothing on the Bible

  by asinnerliketherest 88 lines, 1 comment, on May 25 2:26 PM 2006. In Spiritual, Contemporary
• Dead Fish

  wet brown glossy sheen
  floating pound

  by asinnerliketherest 17 lines, on May 28 3:45 PM 2006. In Personal
• Dad's Man Boobs

  Chorus:
  Dad's got man boobs

  by asinnerliketherest 72 lines, 1 comment, on May 29 7:45 PM 2006. In Other, Love, Humor
• Lizard Boy

  I live in the living room
  not because television is great

  by asinnerliketherest 15 lines, on May 30 2:17 PM 2006. In Other, Nature
• Calm Call for Ka

  by asinnerliketherest 7 lines, on May 31 11:58 PM 2006. In Spiritual
• As the Apple Rots

  I couldn't say a worm got me
  worms don't bite that hard

  by asinnerliketherest 17 lines, on Jun 1 12:32 AM 2006. In Fantasy, Weird, Humor
• Gravely Greek

  Gravely Greek
  Beauties bloomed

  by asinnerliketherest 4 lines, on Jun 1 2:39 PM 2006. In Other, Contemporary
• How to Assassinate a Critic

  by asinnerliketherest 1 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 1 3:03 PM 2006. In Other, Humor
• How to Sue Your Lawyer

  After losing your divorce settlement
  

  by asinnerliketherest 4 lines, on Jun 2 2:07 PM 2006. In Society, Other, Humor
• Reflection of a Royal from the French Revolution

  by asinnerliketherest 4 lines, on Jun 3 1:36 PM 2006. In Society, Humor
• Flip a Quip

  Gash a dash
  Whip a lip

  by asinnerliketherest 16 lines, on Jun 5 3:52 AM 2006. In Adult, Society, Nature
• Ode to Nutty Bar

  Chocolate and you know I'm already in trouble
  covering your levels of waffery crunchiness

  by asinnerliketherest 23 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 7 1:59 AM 2006. In Fantasy, Weird, Personal
• Shaving and Rock 'n' Roll

  Bad idea
  I mean you have a blade in your hand

  by asinnerliketherest 32 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 7 6:49 PM 2006. In Fantasy, Weird, Personal
• Crocodile Snack

  See you in a while
  snap snap

  by asinnerliketherest 12 lines, on Jun 12 1:44 AM 2006. In Other, Nature, Dark
• Mosquito in the Shower

  waiting
  for water on

  by asinnerliketherest 11 lines, on Jun 12 12:03 PM 2006. In Other, Nature
• The Ambassador (of) Duty Free Store

  Tommy Hilfiger
  has a Home Depot

  by asinnerliketherest 39 lines, on Jun 16 12:54 AM 2006. In Other

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